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(BBC-US)   Doctors grow vagina in lab, install life-support system around it   (bbc.com) divider line 71
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2014-04-11 06:16:46 AM
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Well I guess with all the barbie jobs running around total replacement was the logical next step.
 
2014-04-11 06:36:19 AM
Horrible joke seems appropriate to topic.

Son: Dad, what's the difference between p**** and c***?

Dad: P**** is that thing between a woman's legs; c*** is everything else.
 
2014-04-11 07:36:34 AM
This is good news, for Kwame
 
2014-04-11 07:39:41 AM
What's a vagina?
 
2014-04-11 08:37:38 AM
 
2014-04-11 09:15:03 AM
Hook that thing to a Roomba and you're all set.
 
2014-04-11 09:22:16 AM
So pictures of artificially-grown vaginas don't require a NSFW label? Interesting...
 
2014-04-11 09:30:38 AM
I bet it will still demand all your money and makes humiliating remarks which infuriate you.
 
2014-04-11 09:46:03 AM
"So Bob, here we have it, the world's first grown vagina."

*pokes it*  "Are we sure that's what it is?"

"Yes! I found these pictures on the internet. It looks pretty close."

"So there's no hair down there, eh? Interesting."

"Indeed."

"Have you...you know..."

"What? God no."

"Oh."

"Not for lack of trying. Thing is tight as sh*t."
 
2014-04-11 10:29:33 AM
If only Krieger knew about this.
 
2014-04-11 10:36:09 AM

usernameguy: If only Krieger knew about this.


He's so knee deep in holographic pussy I don't think he even cares.
 
2014-04-11 10:47:39 AM

wambu: Horrible joke seems appropriate to topic.

Son: Dad, what's the difference between p**** and c***?

Dad: P**** is that thing between a woman's legs; c*** is everything else.


What do you call that useless piece of flesh that surrounds the vagina?

A woman.
 
2014-04-11 11:02:02 AM

ScaryBottles: [www.reactiongifs.us image 504x280]

Well I guess with all the barbie jobs running around total replacement was the logical next step.


What episode is that from? I don't recognize it at all.
 
2014-04-11 11:39:40 AM
TTIUWP
 
2014-04-11 11:39:59 AM

Serious Black: ScaryBottles: [www.reactiongifs.us image 504x280]

Well I guess with all the barbie jobs running around total replacement was the logical next step.

What episode is that from? I don't recognize it at all.


From the last season, where they bring Calculon back from the dead for one last acting appearance.

johnsoninca: So pictures of artificially-grown vaginas don't require a NSFW label? Interesting...


It doesn't show labia or anything.  It's just the artificial tissue grown around a plastic tube.
 
2014-04-11 11:40:05 AM
I'd like it installed on my inner thigh please.
 
2014-04-11 11:40:51 AM
George Alec Effinger couldn't be reached for comment.
 
2014-04-11 11:41:55 AM
Looks like a Georgia O'Keeffe
 
gja [TotalFark]
2014-04-11 11:42:01 AM
Now if they can only figure out how to grow assholes we can kill all the politicians.
 
2014-04-11 11:44:48 AM
Danm, if they can market a kit that people can do in their basements, then Drew is going to lose a lot of money as Total Farkers shift their allowences into this instead of their Total Fark memberships.
 
gja [TotalFark]
2014-04-11 11:44:53 AM

llevrok: [www.toy-stores-online.com image 589x340]


Dude, NSFW tag and link next time
 
2014-04-11 11:46:40 AM
Can you grow synthetic spice in an artificial womb?
 
gja [TotalFark]
2014-04-11 11:47:19 AM

Brick-House: Danm, if they can market a kit that people can do in their basements, then Drew is going to lose a lot of money as Total Farkers shift their allowences into this instead of their Total Fark memberships.


Who are you kidding? Drew will put that thing on his marketplace under some name like 'Farkgina'TM
 
2014-04-11 11:48:34 AM
It's a fauxgina.
 
2014-04-11 11:50:04 AM
I'd hit it.
 
2014-04-11 11:52:13 AM

Shadowknight: Serious Black: ScaryBottles: [www.reactiongifs.us image 504x280]

Well I guess with all the barbie jobs running around total replacement was the logical next step.

What episode is that from? I don't recognize it at all.

From the last season, where they bring Calculon back from the dead for one last acting appearance.


That explains it. I've only seen those episodes a couple of times now.
 
2014-04-11 11:55:39 AM

gja: llevrok: [www.toy-stores-online.com image 589x340]

Dude, NSFW tag and link next time


It's a plastic thing, doesn't look like a vagina at all.  Looking closer, it's more of a mouth shape, attached to a black plastic tube.

Now, this one is probably NSFW.
 
2014-04-11 11:56:06 AM
Why are they trying to clone Justin Bieber?
 
2014-04-11 12:02:23 PM

Because People in power are Stupid: Probably not safe for work.


They made a comic about [insert your favorite famous target name here]?
 
2014-04-11 12:04:03 PM
Looks more like some kind of miniature oil tanker bladder.
 
2014-04-11 12:04:17 PM
If you'll excuse me I have to go change my major
 
2014-04-11 12:06:28 PM

gja: llevrok: [www.toy-stores-online.com image 589x340]

Dude, NSFW tag and link next time


Apparently the mods agreed with you.
 
2014-04-11 12:11:46 PM
What's the difference between an artificial vajayjay and a real vajayjay?

Peace and quiet.
 
2014-04-11 12:25:35 PM
It will be success if it biatches constantly and shops.
 
2014-04-11 12:30:26 PM

gja: Now if they can only figure out how to grow assholes we can kill all the politicians.


Approves:

giaever.com
 
2014-04-11 12:39:36 PM
Let's see: a lab, a team of scientists, specialized equipment, and sample DNA.

Yep, it's still cheaper than dating.
 
2014-04-11 12:39:46 PM
Sharp labia. Do not want.
 
2014-04-11 12:41:54 PM
Scott Adams predicted it pretty well in Dilbert Future

Prediction 30 (page 115) Most scientific and technical breakthroughs in the next century will be created by men and directed at finding replacements for women.

I suspect women will have a hard time when the average man can just go down to the hardware store and buy a robot that both cleans the house and gives blowjobs.  I wonder if society can even function when the beta men are all sexually satisfied enough to stop attempting to compete for mates and just go about doing whatever makes them happy.
 
2014-04-11 12:48:20 PM

belhade: Can you grow synthetic spice in an artificial womb?


The Bene Gesseit want to nuke Ix from orbit.
 
2014-04-11 12:50:41 PM

RembrandtQEinstein: Scott Adams predicted it pretty well in Dilbert Future

Prediction 30 (page 115) Most scientific and technical breakthroughs in the next century will be created by men and directed at finding replacements for women.

I suspect women will have a hard time when the average man can just go down to the hardware store and buy a robot that both cleans the house and gives blowjobs.  I wonder if society can even function when the beta men are all sexually satisfied enough to stop attempting to compete for mates and just go about doing whatever makes them happy.


Soon...www.hizook.com
 
2014-04-11 12:55:19 PM
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Shot his way out of a giant space pussy. Bare handed.
 
2014-04-11 01:04:00 PM
No legs = snail trail
 
2014-04-11 01:06:22 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2014-04-11 01:06:28 PM

johnsoninca: So pictures of artificially-grown vaginas don't require a NSFW label? Interesting...


The boss don't mind ya farking off on fark, as long as there are no artificial vag's..
 
2014-04-11 01:09:13 PM

RembrandtQEinstein: Scott Adams predicted it pretty well in Dilbert Future

Prediction 30 (page 115) Most scientific and technical breakthroughs in the next century will be created by men and directed at finding replacements for women.

I suspect women will have a hard time when the average man can just go down to the hardware store and buy a robot that both cleans the house and gives blowjobs.  I wonder if society can even function when the beta men are all sexually satisfied enough to stop attempting to compete for mates and just go about doing whatever makes them happy.


1.bp.blogspot.com
/Why don't you ask, and find out?
 
2014-04-11 01:16:20 PM
FTA:  "the women had normal levels of arousal"

Not to detract from the medical miracle here, but if they were born without vaginas, how do they know what normal feels like?
 
2014-04-11 01:19:49 PM

Because People in power are Stupid: Probably not safe for work.


I used to date her.  Things didn't end well.
 
2014-04-11 01:50:12 PM
I'd destroy that "tube-like 3D-scaffold"
 
2014-04-11 02:06:45 PM
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Donor?
 
2014-04-11 02:20:24 PM
Does this mean someone could become a hermaphrodite now?
 
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