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(CNN)   FedEx truck delivers 9 fatalities and 37 injuries in collision with tour bus   (cnn.com) divider line 6
    More: Scary, FedEx, tour bus, Humboldt State University, bus  
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2014-04-11 03:04:08 AM  
4 votes:
Ban assault trucks!
2014-04-11 08:26:13 AM  
1 votes:
If the aftermath pictures weren't enough......

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2014-04-11 04:15:27 AM  
1 votes:

Lith: iheartscotch: Lith: iheartscotch: Ban assault trucks!

No they needed an assault truck to defend themselves!

I think what you're saying is that we need to regulate the fuel tank on assault trucks. Nobody needs more than 5 gallons.

In fact; let's create a registration system! That way, we can keep track of vehicles with gas tanks bigger than 5 gallons.

/ also, we need to regulate cup holders; because, the only use for cup holders is to hold cups

How dare you try to restrict my gallons and my cup holders!

No no no, the amount of gallons or cup holders doesn't matter, and the last thing we need is more government interference! What's next no more 64oz beverages? Limits on bendy straws? The metric system!?

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From my cold dead hands!
Sic Semper Tyrannis!

/off to take my meds


It takes a good guy with derp to stop a bad guy with derp.
2014-04-11 03:42:54 AM  
1 votes:

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RIP FRED EX

2014-04-11 03:11:38 AM  
1 votes:

Lith: iheartscotch: Ban assault trucks!

No they needed an assault truck to defend themselves!


I think what you're saying is that we need to regulate the fuel tank on assault trucks. Nobody needs more than 5 gallons.

In fact; let's create a registration system! That way, we can keep track of vehicles with gas tanks bigger than 5 gallons.

/ also, we need to regulate cup holders; because, the only use for cup holders is to hold cups
2014-04-11 03:05:28 AM  
1 votes:

iheartscotch: Ban assault trucks!


No they needed an assault truck to defend themselves!
 
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