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(Time)   You may kiss the bride if you can hold your nose long enough   (time.com) divider line 34
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2014-04-10 11:46:47 PM
You must have a shiatload of money and a lot of effluence to buy your way into that crap.
 
2014-04-10 11:58:23 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2014-04-11 12:13:15 AM
Really, is there anything funnier than the shiat poor people put up with?
 
2014-04-11 12:31:53 AM
lh6.googleusercontent.com
 
2014-04-11 01:07:23 AM
Do you take this woman to be your awfully fetid wife?
 
2014-04-11 01:08:15 AM
Is this what getting married in New Jersey is like?
 
2014-04-11 01:11:17 AM
www.thedistractionnetwork.com

And these people thought they had it bad.
 
2014-04-11 01:11:33 AM
I worked at a sewer treatment plant as a teenager doing general maintenance type work, couldn't eat lunch for the entire two months I worked there. That smell gets in your clothes and lingers with you once you leave as well, used to keep my work clothes in trash bags so the whole apartment didn't stink. I can't believe they're actually serious about this.
 
2014-04-11 01:15:23 AM
I saw the headline and assumed the worst.....

deathandtaxesmag.wpengine.netdna-cdn.com
 
2014-04-11 01:20:43 AM
Could be worse...

Link
 
2014-04-11 01:24:16 AM
FTFA: But one couple has already booked the site.

Some young couple in Seattle is really getting sick of their parents meddling in their wedding plans.
 
2014-04-11 01:31:44 AM
Hrm.  They said Bridgewater Treatment plant, but then said Brightwater Environmental Center.  Never heard of the former, know the latter one very well.

Brightwater was built to treat wastewater from King County.  But the best location to build it was in neighboring Snohomish County.  And Snohomish County made sure that no expense was spared in building it ($1.8B).  There are acres of park and other greenspace surrounding the plant, numerous works of art on display and has state-of-the-art odor mitigation.


/payback for King County hogging all the light rail money
 
2014-04-11 01:37:58 AM
Meh. $2,000 for a fully catered, with audio and video, wedding is pretty damn cheap.
 
2014-04-11 01:48:18 AM
That sounds like an idea so bad that it must be a way to get around some zoning or ordinance..
 
2014-04-11 01:48:40 AM
I used to live about a mile from there.

Snobby people, acted as if their shiat didn't stink.

/actually did live near there.
 
2014-04-11 02:08:38 AM
Kissing and long noses reminds me of this image for some reason

i.imgur.com
 
2014-04-11 03:01:04 AM
I am.... Total fark...
//// maybe not
 
2014-04-11 03:47:53 AM
Itsa nice day for a wipe wedding, itsa nice day to go agaaaiiinn...
 
2014-04-11 04:08:46 AM
"When should we have the bridal shower?" "I was thinking right after the wedding."
 
2014-04-11 05:05:14 AM
Where the affluent meets the effluent
 
2014-04-11 05:53:05 AM

Hardy-r-r: Where the affluent meets the effluent


Red Green

Rothschild's Sewage and Septic Sucking Service


-Rand Paul

FTFM

images.wikia.com
 
2014-04-11 06:32:36 AM
That's shiatty.
 
2014-04-11 07:03:33 AM
I live just a few miles away from this facility, and if it weren't for the sign out front, you'd never guess it's a sewage treatment plant.  That term probably invokes an industrial setting, but it's actually very park-like:

www.asce.org

There is no smell whatsoever, and nothing gross to look at either.  Here is the environmental center that I presume would be rented out for weddings:

mithun.com

$2000 for 8 hours is dirt cheap.  Not a bad choice at all for those on a budget.
 
2014-04-11 07:21:28 AM

karmachameleon: I live just a few miles away from this facility, and if it weren't for the sign out front, you'd never guess it's a sewage treatment plant.  That term probably invokes an industrial setting, but it's actually very park-like:



There is no smell whatsoever, and nothing gross to look at either.  Here is the environmental center that I presume would be rented out for weddings:



$2000 for 8 hours is dirt cheap.  Not a bad choice at all for those on a budget.


Yeah what's up with that? When I was a kid gravy and biscuit factories use to smell of poo. Now they rarely smell.
 
2014-04-11 08:00:47 AM
Hold your nose to kiss the bride?  Hell, ain't no wedding like an Insmouth wedding.
 
2014-04-11 08:01:42 AM

karmachameleon: I live just a few miles away from this facility, and if it weren't for the sign out front, you'd never guess it's a sewage treatment plant.  That term probably invokes an industrial setting, but it's actually very park-like:

[www.asce.org image 630x420]

There is no smell whatsoever, and nothing gross to look at either.  Here is the environmental center that I presume would be rented out for weddings:

[mithun.com image 590x276]

$2000 for 8 hours is dirt cheap.  Not a bad choice at all for those on a budget.


And those that aren't stupid. Blowing $5 - $10K to rent a room full of tables is idiotic.
 
2014-04-11 08:27:31 AM

ReapTheChaos: I worked at a sewer treatment plant as a teenager doing general maintenance type work, couldn't eat lunch for the entire two months I worked there. That smell gets in your clothes and lingers with you once you leave as well, used to keep my work clothes in trash bags so the whole apartment didn't stink. I can't believe they're actually serious about this.


My nephew worked at Little Caesar's pizza so I almost feel bad for you.

/the stink on him after an 8 hour shift in that place could clear a theater
 
2014-04-11 08:54:08 AM

Intrepid00: karmachameleon: I live just a few miles away from this facility, and if it weren't for the sign out front, you'd never guess it's a sewage treatment plant.  That term probably invokes an industrial setting, but it's actually very park-like:

There is no smell whatsoever, and nothing gross to look at either.  Here is the environmental center that I presume would be rented out for weddings:

$2000 for 8 hours is dirt cheap.  Not a bad choice at all for those on a budget.

Yeah what's up with that? When I was a kid gravy and biscuit factories use to smell of poo. Now they rarely smell.


The one in Charlottesville is horrid. The stench can take over the whole southeast section of town.
 
2014-04-11 08:59:55 AM

Mr. Cat Poop: The one in Charlottesville is horrid. The stench can take over the whole southeast section of town.


Heck, I'll trade you a Gravy And Biscuit factory for a Tannery.
 
2014-04-11 09:21:45 AM

iheartscotch: Meh. $2,000 for a fully catered, with audio and video, wedding is pretty damn cheap.


Gotta remember to factor in all that pink eye everyone's gonna get though.

It evens out.
 
2014-04-11 10:03:29 AM

fireclown: Mr. Cat Poop: The one in Charlottesville is horrid. The stench can take over the whole southeast section of town.

Heck, I'll trade you a Gravy And Biscuit factory for a Tannery.


I would take both of those over the Savannah paper mill in TN any day. You can smell that plant over 80 miles away when the wind is in the right direction.
 
2014-04-11 12:25:37 PM
Plus you can go for a swim afterward.

quokkascc.com
 
2014-04-11 01:36:36 PM

washington-babylon: fireclown: Mr. Cat Poop: The one in Charlottesville is horrid. The stench can take over the whole southeast section of town.

Heck, I'll trade you a Gravy And Biscuit factory for a Tannery.

I would take both of those over the Savannah paper mill in TN any day. You can smell that plant over 80 miles away when the wind is in the right direction.



THIS!! (for any paper mill)

WTF...a gravy and biscuit factory??  Seems to be a strange niche...
 
2014-04-11 01:45:23 PM

washington-babylon: fireclown: Mr. Cat Poop: The one in Charlottesville is horrid. The stench can take over the whole southeast section of town.

Heck, I'll trade you a Gravy And Biscuit factory for a Tannery.

I would take both of those over the Savannah paper mill in TN any day. You can smell that plant over 80 miles away when the wind is in the right direction.


I think pretty much all paper mills stink.  My father used to sell to pulp and paper mills, apparently two the compounds common in their exhaust gas from the pulping operating is methyl mercaptan, which is what used to be added to natural gas and propane to make them smell bad, and hydrogen sulfide, which is also a sulfurous, rotten egg stink.  The lab where I work now runs a 10 day H2S corrosion test that smells horribly when the corrosion chamber purges.  When I first started I thought my office mate just had bad gas every day at 3:15.
 
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