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(Kitty Army)   After living on the streets for four months Dillon the blind kitty has navigated his way into a forever home, just in time for Caturday (w/photos & videos)   (kittyarmy.com ) divider line
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2014-04-10 09:13:31 PM  

John Buck 41: lilyspad: [i.imgur.com image 360x640]

Bourbon? Beef Jerky? Bond? Black cat? Are you trying to illustrate the perfect evening?


Happy manly Easter basket!!!! :D
 
2014-04-10 09:17:25 PM  

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Not really! That would be alcohol abuse!!!! :D Ugh!!! We got out first shipment of trees and shrubs today. Fortunately my buddy Phil helped me off-load them while I scanned them into inventory. He moved the big ones for me, so my other helper and I only had to move and arrange the smaller stuff. I'm sore and tired, but not as bad as I was last year when we did this! I love that guy!!!!!


My local TV is still about 3 weeks away from opening up their greenhouse. They pretty much stick with potted plants; I don't recall seeing trees/shrubs there.
 
2014-04-10 09:19:42 PM  

lilyspad: John Buck 41: lilyspad: [i.imgur.com image 360x640]

Bourbon? Beef Jerky? Bond? Black cat? Are you trying to illustrate the perfect evening?

Happy manly Easter basket!!!! :D


The only things missing? (staying with the 'B' theme) Big Bewbs!
 
2014-04-10 09:20:13 PM  

tigerose: Snuffybud: Mrs Snuffybud thought she might get away with eating vanilla ice cream with whipped cream. She was wrong. Snuffy, Desi, and Jack, Cisco was circling at floor level.

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/Tried for my first Caturday green today
//Don't mind missing because of this story
///But the farting cat was a damn good link too!

oh my stars! Look at those shameless beggars! Was the Mrs. Able to resist sharing?


She resisted today, but that's rare, the boys know who the soft touch is! I rarely have to deal with this, but my Wegman's Genoa Salame has a similar effect on them. The boys don't like spicy foods, they leave me alone if I'm getting into the pepperoni!
 
2014-04-10 09:21:22 PM  
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2014-04-10 09:22:35 PM  

John Buck 41: lilyspad: John Buck 41: lilyspad: [i.imgur.com image 360x640]

Bourbon? Beef Jerky? Bond? Black cat? Are you trying to illustrate the perfect evening?

Happy manly Easter basket!!!! :D

The only things missing? (staying with the 'B' theme) Big Bewbs!


That's what the wife is for, Dawg!!!
 
2014-04-10 09:27:05 PM  
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Here ya go, John Buck! :D
 
2014-04-10 09:29:10 PM  
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2014-04-10 09:30:02 PM  
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2014-04-10 09:37:12 PM  

lilyspad: John Buck 41: lilyspad: John Buck 41: lilyspad: [i.imgur.com image 360x640]

Bourbon? Beef Jerky? Bond? Black cat? Are you trying to illustrate the perfect evening?

Happy manly Easter basket!!!! :D

The only things missing? (staying with the 'B' theme) Big Bewbs!

That's what the wife is for, Dawg!!!


DOH!
 
2014-04-10 09:39:10 PM  

lilyspad: [i.imgur.com image 500x562]
Here ya go, John Buck! :D


Ok, what was that OJ container SUPPOSED to say?
 
2014-04-10 09:41:12 PM  

John Buck 41: lilyspad: [i.imgur.com image 500x562]
Here ya go, John Buck! :D

Ok, what was that OJ container SUPPOSED to say?


I'm assuming "bits".
 
2014-04-10 09:43:37 PM  
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2014-04-10 09:45:54 PM  
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Omg! Lily is shedding like crazy! Must be the weather change. Even more than usual. ACK! Cat furs flying ebrywheres!!!!
 
2014-04-10 09:48:06 PM  
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2014-04-10 09:55:19 PM  
I'm not sure how long my cat Buddy was living on the streets before I adopted him.  Here is the little dude stealing some of my beer:

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2014-04-10 10:12:43 PM  
img.fark.netScreen capture of the newspaper website before they replaced the term farting with gassy.
 
2014-04-10 10:13:04 PM  
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2014-04-10 10:24:15 PM  

quantum_jellyroll: [reneau.smugmug.com image 700x470]


JEEZLOUIZE, QJ!!!! I was JUST getting ready to go to bed!!!!! Sweet dreams to you, too!!!! (SH**THEAD!) :D
 
2014-04-10 10:25:55 PM  
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There!!! Creepy-ass clowns!
 
2014-04-10 10:28:05 PM  
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2014-04-10 10:28:14 PM  
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And on that happy note, I've got to go to bed!! See you all tomorrow!!! HUGS to all!!! ♥
 
2014-04-10 10:35:39 PM  
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2014-04-10 10:39:13 PM  

quantum_jellyroll: [reneau.smugmug.com image 700x470]


Damn, dude...  an ohshait eating a nope.. you and yobbery are the bomb !..  and Happy Birthday again.. didn't remember that we shared.......
 
2014-04-10 10:56:46 PM  
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2014-04-10 10:58:32 PM  

OlderGuy: quantum_jellyroll: [reneau.smugmug.com image 700x470]

Damn, dude...  an ohshait eating a nope.. you and yobbery are the bomb !..  and Happy Birthday again.. didn't remember that we shared.......



I hope you had a wonderful birthday too sweetie!
 
2014-04-10 11:04:55 PM  

quantum_jellyroll: [reneau.smugmug.com image 603x600]



That's not a porcupine....that's a hedgehog.

/Sorry for being an animal nerd.
//Still a classic joke.
///But the version I use involves Porshes.
 
2014-04-10 11:11:06 PM  
Happee Caturday everyone!

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2014-04-10 11:16:50 PM  
The_Sponge:
That's not a porcupine....that's a hedgehog.

/Sorry for being an animal nerd.
//Still a classic joke.
///But the version I use involves Porsches.


I knew it was a hedgehog, I just have had any luck finding any photos of porcupines driving.
It still has pricks.

reneau.smugmug.com
 
2014-04-10 11:16:53 PM  

akimbotoo: OlderGuy: quantum_jellyroll: [reneau.smugmug.com image 700x470]

Damn, dude...  an ohshait eating a nope.. you and yobbery are the bomb !..  and Happy Birthday again.. didn't remember that we shared.......


I hope you had a wonderful birthday too sweetie!


Thanks.... actually had a good one... phone was going all day, got taken to dinner by friends.. lobster tail, filet, trimmings, etc.... and a fine waitress... is it bad if you get buzzed from one screwdriver?
 
2014-04-10 11:20:01 PM  

quantum_jellyroll: [reneau.smugmug.com image 700x470]


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By the way, happy belated birfday, dude!  :)
 
2014-04-10 11:30:48 PM  

OlderGuy: akimbotoo: I hope you had a wonderful birthday too sweetie!

Thanks.... actually had a good one... phone was going all day, got taken to dinner by friends.. lobster tail, filet, trimmings, etc.... and a fine waitress... is it bad if you get buzzed from one screwdriver?


Happee belated birfday to you too!

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Nothing wrong with a good one-drink buzz.... more bang for your buck :)
 
2014-04-10 11:32:39 PM  
Okay update time...
For those that missed the way late update last week, I'm flying solo for a couple of weeks with sno woman in Europe hunting down her family tree.  There is a ton of other stuff, taking up way too much of my time, I won't bore you all with, but the current charges have had their various snips on Monday and have been recouping here, before going back tomorrow for adoption.  The momma cat, Bella, has been a bit of a handful, compared to the other mommas we've fostered.  She is wee, and young, less than 2 for sure, probably way closer to 1, and even though still nursing, was in heat last week (!) crazy. And kinda aggressive with the resident cats. We've had to keep the house divided with this lot, which was mostly working until Bella figured out the door handle...  anyway, her kittens are great, the girl, Boots, is going to be a lovely companion cat to someone looking for a lap cat. And the boys, Flynn and Toby, are still boys, tumble buddies, and scrappy, will be fine cats themselves.  Bella, fixed, as the hormone soup thins out, is settling in to be a lovely cat too. and in spite of being basically a black cat, is wee, and young and cute enough she will adopt out fairly quick too...

And some pics...

Boots...
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Toby...
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Flynn...
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and Bella...
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2014-04-10 11:33:28 PM  

quantum_jellyroll: The_Sponge:
That's not a porcupine....that's a hedgehog.

/Sorry for being an animal nerd.
//Still a classic joke.
///But the version I use involves Porsches.

I knew it was a hedgehog, I just have had any luck finding any photos of porcupines driving.
It still has pricks.

[reneau.smugmug.com image 603x600]



Heh.

Speaking of Porsche owners......

I have been at the same company for 10 years, and the one manager who came closest to acting just like Lumbergh from Office Space drove a......you guessed it.....a Porshe.

/Had pics of various Porsches he had owned over the years all over his office.
//Not kidding.
///A total douche for sure.
////There was a story going around that he had bought a car for his (much younger) girlfriend.....when she broke up with him soon after, he called her parents and asked them to tell her to give it back.
//But I digress.
//Happy Caturday!
 
2014-04-10 11:34:24 PM  

OlderGuy: akimbotoo: OlderGuy: quantum_jellyroll: [reneau.smugmug.com image 700x470]

Damn, dude...  an ohshait eating a nope.. you and yobbery are the bomb !..  and Happy Birthday again.. didn't remember that we shared.......


I hope you had a wonderful birthday too sweetie!

Thanks.... actually had a good one... phone was going all day, got taken to dinner by friends.. lobster tail, filet, trimmings, etc.... and a fine waitress... is it bad if you get buzzed from one screwdriver?



Happy Birthday! :-)

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2014-04-10 11:36:10 PM  
I don't know how Buddy found this comfortable, but he slept like that for nearly half an hour.

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Understandably had a good sneezing fit upon waking, lol.

He's had not a bad week, but yesterday and today have been all barf & sleep, barf & sleep.  Poor lil fella.  We're giving him super deluxe snuggles and lots of patient lovin'.  Hopefully he'll feel better soon.
 
2014-04-10 11:52:20 PM  
Went for a bird-watching walk today.  At the top of the hill, it suddenly felt like I was the one being watched.  Turned around, and what did I see in a yard across the street?

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Best bird photo of the day: Northern Flicker on a telephone wire, trying to decide whether to release a bomb on me or just fly away.
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The rest of the day consisted of nothing but stoopid blurry birds running and flying away!
Oh well.  Was a nice walk regardless.  I love Spring sooo much.  :)
 
2014-04-11 12:52:07 AM  
Yay for Buddy the Amazing Wonder Do!!!

Booo for Fluffy!

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2014-04-11 12:53:03 AM  
Buddy the Amazing Wonder Dog™

FTFM
 
2014-04-11 01:01:09 AM  
Tap...tap....is this thing on?
Apparently us liters have been gifted Tf !
So happy early caturday guys!
 
2014-04-11 01:03:24 AM  
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The only part of TotalFark I missed was early caturday. Happy thursday/friday everybody. Abby says hi... :)
 
2014-04-11 01:09:24 AM  
I assume you all read about Hamish McHamish getting a statue, but if you missed it it's pretty damn cute:  http://www.cbc.ca/newsblogs/yourcommunity/2014/04/scottish-town-erect s -8000-statue-for-beloved-stray-cat.html
 
2014-04-11 01:16:08 AM  
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2014-04-11 01:38:06 AM  

balancing act: Tap...tap....is this thing on?
Apparently us liters have been gifted Tf !
So happy early caturday guys!


You'll be lucky to find too many Caturday regulars on this late. Most of them aren't night owls.

Hope you enjoy the free TF :-)
 
2014-04-11 01:48:10 AM  
Happy Caturday Everyone!img.fark.net
 
2014-04-11 01:49:19 AM  
spinach gunk:
I don't know how Buddy found this comfortable, but he slept like that for nearly half an hour.

He was probably just "pondering"...

reneau.smugmug.com
 
2014-04-11 02:13:12 AM  

Bathia_Mapes: balancing act: Tap...tap....is this thing on?
Apparently us liters have been gifted Tf !
So happy early caturday guys!

You'll be lucky to find too many Caturday regulars on this late. Most of them aren't night owls.

Hope you enjoy the free TF :-)


Bad timing as usual, but i cant resist. I love TF, im just too cheap to pay for it. Thank the big guy and whoever's responsible for me,would you?
 
2014-04-11 02:39:37 AM  

balancing act: Bathia_Mapes: balancing act: Tap...tap....is this thing on?
Apparently us liters have been gifted Tf !
So happy early caturday guys!

You'll be lucky to find too many Caturday regulars on this late. Most of them aren't night owls.

Hope you enjoy the free TF :-)

Bad timing as usual, but i cant resist. I love TF, im just too cheap to pay for it. Thank the big guy and whoever's responsible for me,would you?


Come back tomorrow during the day and there should be more Caturday folks around.

I'll pass along your thanks to Drew :-)
 
2014-04-11 03:09:20 AM  
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2014-04-11 03:16:27 AM  
happy caturday. just finally seeing what the fuss is about this fine pre-caturday morning.
 
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