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(Stuff.co.nz)   Guy crashes truck. Tells cop: "Bro, I'm awake now"   (stuff.co.nz) divider line 28
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2014-04-10 11:32:23 PM
Good news.

Bro, you're in for a bit of UFIA now.
 
2014-04-10 11:43:36 PM
A truckie

They make them sound so cute down under. They even call their motorcycle gangs "bikies".
 
2014-04-10 11:46:32 PM

fusillade762: A truckie

They make them sound so cute down under. They even call their motorcycle gangs "bikies".


When everything down there can kill you, you get cute where you can, I guess.
 
2014-04-10 11:46:39 PM
I'm a firm believer that you should have the right to repeatedly tase anyone who uses "bro" to address anyone who isn't their actually brother.  I don't care if you're a cop.  Just tase away.
 
2014-04-10 11:49:03 PM
Truckie!

Ha. I first read that as druggie.
 
2014-04-10 11:49:30 PM

Emposter: I'm a firm believer that you should have the right to repeatedly tase anyone who uses "bro" to address anyone who isn't their actually brother.  I don't care if you're a cop.  Just tase away.


Just chill, bro!
 
2014-04-11 12:06:51 AM
Alright Gotdamnit! Which one of you low down, scumbag assholes sponsored me for totalfark?
 
2014-04-11 12:07:42 AM
I recently met a man named Bro. He showed me his driver's license because I didn't believe it wasn't a nickname or somehow shortened.

Sorry your parents hated you, Bro.
 
2014-04-11 12:08:12 AM

AbiNormal: Alright Gotdamnit! Which one of you low down, scumbag assholes sponsored me for totalfark?


Haha, I have it too! All your TF secrets are mine now!
 
2014-04-11 12:10:16 AM

AbiNormal: Alright Gotdamnit! Which one of you low down, scumbag assholes sponsored me for totalfark?


Same here. Something is haywire, or it turned into freebie central for some reason.

Maybe Kentucky won something. I'm going with 'haywire,' personally.
 
2014-04-11 12:11:59 AM

AbiNormal: Alright Gotdamnit! Which one of you low down, scumbag assholes sponsored me for totalfark?


No one. Its our punishment from Drew.
 
2014-04-11 12:13:07 AM
Ehh, it's NZ. They don't have enough people to maintain a prison-industrial complex. He'll be recast as a sheep farker.
 
2014-04-11 12:13:18 AM

ElLoco: AbiNormal: Alright Gotdamnit! Which one of you low down, scumbag assholes sponsored me for totalfark?

Same here. Something is haywire, or it turned into freebie central for some reason.

Maybe Kentucky won something. I'm going with 'haywire,' personally.


I bet Drew is drunk off his ass and thought it would be funny.
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2014-04-11 12:13:57 AM

Old Man Winter: AbiNormal: Alright Gotdamnit! Which one of you low down, scumbag assholes sponsored me for totalfark?

No one. Its our punishment from Drew.


Oh man that's right. I remember that thread now.

/lol
 
2014-04-11 12:14:17 AM

MustardTiger: Emposter: I'm a firm believer that you should have the right to repeatedly tase anyone who uses "bro" to address anyone who isn't their actually brother.  I don't care if you're a cop.  Just tase away.

Just chill, bro!


BZZZZZZZZT!
 
2014-04-11 12:14:27 AM
shiat, that sports bet came through, didn't it?
 
2014-04-11 12:14:38 AM

Old Man Winter: AbiNormal: Alright Gotdamnit! Which one of you low down, scumbag assholes sponsored me for totalfark?

No one. Its our punishment from Drew.


Damn that evil bastard!
 
2014-04-11 12:16:00 AM

wildcardjack: shiat, that sports bet came through, didn't it?


When everyone is super, no one is.
 
2014-04-11 12:20:18 AM
petenelson.com
 
2014-04-11 12:38:29 AM

Random Internet Persona: wildcardjack: shiat, that sports bet came through, didn't it?

When everyone is super, no one is.


I'll be back Saturday. TF is too dangerous for me
 
2014-04-11 12:51:24 AM
Hmm, time to look around. I haven't had TF since someone sponsored me in 05-06ish.
 
2014-04-11 01:42:37 AM
So it is like completing a complex jump and then landing it, but with a load of totally frakked on the end.
 
2014-04-11 01:57:10 AM

Emposter: I'm a firm believer that you should have the right to repeatedly tase anyone who uses "bro" to address anyone who isn't their actually brother.  I don't care if you're a cop.  Just tase away.


funtooo.com
 
2014-04-11 01:57:28 AM

Emposter: I'm a firm believer that you should have the right to repeatedly tase anyone who uses "bro" to address anyone who isn't their actually brother.  I don't care if you're a cop.  Just tase away.


Eh, it's not used in the same sense in NZ as it is in the US, where it's the kind of thing stoner skateboard douchebags say.

Here, it's a contraction of the original "cuzzy bro" which originally literally meant cousin, but now mainly means "mate".

It's a very, very Maori thing to say.  Imagine it in this accent.
 
2014-04-11 02:04:50 AM
Aw, eh. Sweet as bro.
 
2014-04-11 02:17:26 AM
 
2014-04-11 02:18:25 AM
The way it was phrased, I just heard it in the right accent even before I saw the stuff icon... Wish I was back now.
 
2014-04-11 08:07:56 AM
Dear Bro,

Don't tase me.

Love,
Guy
 
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