LordZorch: They left out "more money"....
AverageAmericanGuy: I think it must suck for women to get older as they lose their youth and vigor, basically the only things that give them any value.
ReverendJynxed: So you find happiness when senility sets in.
Hector Remarkable: Yes it's just delightful, every breath closer to the icy grip of death's doom.Every inch a step closer toward dark eternity.Every moment another prelude to the grave.And so on and so forth.
Blink: When I turned 40, my father gave me this wonderful advice:Your 40's will be the most miserable years of your life. There is nothing good about being 40. However, it gets better in your 50's.Nice to see this article basically confirms that assessment.
neongoats: This is just the carrot they are leading us by to keep most people from killing themselves in their 30s.
El Freak: I'm guessing that a certain life extension nutter must have gotten banninated. I figure'd he'd be derping up the thread by now.
God-is-a-Taco: Boomers get to die before the world entirely turns to shiat by their hand, so they have that going for them.
toadist: devilynn: "I hope 50s are better because my forties have been hard as hell. Lots of good times but a struggle every single day financially it seems, and everyone around me is falling apart..."Trust me it doesn't get any better. By your 50's the people around you will be falling apart so much physically you won't give a flying fark about the emotional issues. Financially you will be down to taking walks and you will consider hot food a luxury.
MaudlinMutantMollusk: God-is-a-Taco: Boomers get to die before the world entirely turns to shiat by their hand, so they have that going for them.Yep. Everyone born within that arbitrary media-created date range is an asshole, right?
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