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(Cleveland Plain Dealer)   Man misses court date, huffs paint thinner, punches a pit bull, and things just went downhill from there   (cleveland.com) divider line 19
    More: Dumbass, Pitbull, paint thinner, SWAT team, court date, 11th Street  
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2918 clicks; posted to Main » on 10 Apr 2014 at 8:02 PM (42 weeks ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2014-04-10 08:03:48 PM  
Pit bull trifecta in play.
 
2014-04-10 08:07:12 PM  
i90.photobucket.com

Wanted for questioning
 
2014-04-10 08:13:10 PM  
Dad?
 
2014-04-10 08:17:08 PM  
Alcohol obviously was not a factor whatsoever.
 
2014-04-10 08:20:10 PM  
Drain Bamage
 
gja [TotalFark]
2014-04-10 08:21:20 PM  
Dafuq? Dudes' mind is gone, long gone.
 
2014-04-10 08:22:23 PM  
Possession and use of toluene?  OK!

Anyway, that sounded like a full day for anyone.  He should go home,put his feet and watch a little...oh yeah, never mind.
 
2014-04-10 08:22:50 PM  
chased another with a nail-spiked plank

That board with a nail in it may have defeated us, but the humans won't stop there. They'll make bigger boards and bigger nails, and soon, they will make a board with a nail so big, it will destroy them all!
 
2014-04-10 08:36:10 PM  
media.cleveland.com

Is he wearing a muumuu?
 
2014-04-10 08:47:42 PM  

Dragonflew: [media.cleveland.com image 155x198]

Is he wearing a muumuu?


Look at the list of things he did. The dude's "all in", so why not a muumuu?
 
2014-04-10 09:02:16 PM  
*looks for Florida tag*

Really? This didn't happen in Florida?
 
2014-04-10 09:16:33 PM  

FatherDale: *looks for Florida tag*

Really? This didn't happen in Florida?


It wasn't Tuesday at the time, so, no, it didn't happen in Florida.
 
2014-04-10 09:29:08 PM  

FatherDale: *looks for Florida tag*

Really? This didn't happen in Florida?


Cleveland rocks!
 
2014-04-10 09:29:58 PM  
I wasn't bothered by any of it until he punched a dog.
 
2014-04-10 10:47:36 PM  
♫ Aerosol Doooooooooooooog ♫

(done to the tune of 'Atomic Dog')
 
2014-04-10 11:11:37 PM  
Huffing Chemicals?  Somebody needs to introduce this amateur to Bath salts or PCP.
 
v15
2014-04-11 02:23:04 AM  
Witnesses said Blevins, 52, hurled a knife at one person, chased another with a nail-spiked plank and punched a pit bull in the face before an expletive-laden confrontation with police, officials said.

Good gief this man went off to crazy town awfully quick!
 
2014-04-11 05:50:35 AM  
media.cleveland.com
"Was that wrong? Should I not have done that?"
 
2014-04-11 10:13:03 AM  

v15: Witnesses said Blevins, 52, hurled a knife at one person, chased another with a nail-spiked plank and punched a pit bull in the face before an expletive-laden confrontation with police, officials said.

Good gief this man went off to crazy town awfully quick!


Sadly there's a limit on how long headlines can be.
 
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