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2014-04-10 08:46:14 PM  
Been a while since I had an excuse to use this one.

i75.photobucket.com

still funny.
 
2014-04-10 08:47:48 PM  

DarkSoulNoHope: I wish I could hear her reasons as to why. I have a feeling it's something like: "Well, Hillary didn't tell the Republicans what they wanted to hear during Benghazi, so I feel she has let our country down." I would of more thrown a shoe at her husband for not pushing harder for single payer healthcare when he was president and completely forgetting about it after it failed the first time (though I would thrown a shoe at her for accepting cash as a senator from the same companies her husband [and she spoke about] fought against in pushing single payer).


I think it is more like: Hillary lied and said Benghazi was caused by a video that stirred up the pious Muslims, a story she later retracted.


/4 Americans died but what do Liberals care? They probably voted Republican.....
 
2014-04-10 08:48:27 PM  

undernova: Stay classy, conservatives/Tea Partiers.

/wrong when it was Bush
//wrong now


But you didn't speak up when it happened to W didja?
 
2014-04-10 08:50:17 PM  
Woulda been news if it connected.

/shame, really.
 
2014-04-10 08:51:13 PM  

Senseless_drivel: noblewolf: noblewolf: Ha Ha Demarcates, the shoe is on the other foot now!!!

Democrats

/damn correcting program

Republicans. Democrats.

/Always pointing fingers and never at fault.


Anytime. Here to help.
 
2014-04-10 08:53:30 PM  

Lee451: 4 Americans died but what do Liberals care?


If they cared about who died then you'd think they would focus more on how to prevent this from happening in the future rather than pointing fingers trying to put blame on potential presidential candidates?

/hint: they don't care, and neither do you
 
2014-04-10 08:54:30 PM  

noblewolf: noblewolf: Ha Ha Demarcates, the shoe is on the other foot now!!!

Democrats

/damn correcting program


I liked it better the first time.
 
2014-04-10 08:56:19 PM  
I understand how the shoe tosser felt.  If I take the time to go to some freakin' convention, I do not want to spend any part of my drinking and partying time listening to ANY politician.
 
2014-04-10 08:56:46 PM  

UsikFark: [i44.photobucket.com image 340x240]


Sheer brilliance.
 
2014-04-10 08:58:31 PM  

Triumph: [www.godlikeproductions.com image 100x100]

I would love a montage gif of shoes being thrown at politicians.


He should have caught the shoe and thrown it back.
 
2014-04-10 08:58:35 PM  

slotz: timujin: jim32rr: Hero tag AWOL?

What, exactly, is heroic about throwing a shoe at an elderly woman?  Who the fark raised you?

Lighten up, Francis.


Awww, white knighting for an ass.  Now *kiss*
 
2014-04-10 08:59:05 PM  

Son of Thunder: croc


Son of Thunder: carrion_luggage: There's no end to the sandals plaguing Hillary Clinton.

What a croc.


You two heals are truly trying our soles.
 
2014-04-10 08:59:29 PM  

Lee451: I think it is more like: Hillary lied and said Benghazi was caused by a video that stirred up the pious Muslims, a story she later retracted.


/4 Americans died but what do Liberals care? They probably voted Republican.....


There were ongoing protest at the US embassy in Egypt a couple hundred miles away over the video.  The state department made a bad assumption in their initial assessment of the situation that was soon corrected.  It is not a lie if you think it is the truth to the best of you're knowledge. That is what her intelligence analysts were telling her at the time.
 
2014-04-10 09:01:52 PM  

I Browse: Lt. Cheese Weasel: A shoe?  What difference does it make?

Do conservatives think they're going to get some traction with this out of context quote? Have they learned nothing from "You didn't build that"...?


I literally saw that on a bumper yesterday, so I'm going to guess no.
 
2014-04-10 09:04:40 PM  
Talk about throwing away your life in a stupid way.  Want to go to jail forever?  Try assaulting a former Secretary of State.
 
2014-04-10 09:04:55 PM  

timujin: slotz: timujin: jim32rr: Hero tag AWOL?

What, exactly, is heroic about throwing a shoe at an elderly woman?  Who the fark raised you?

Lighten up, Francis.

Awww, white knighting for an ass.  Now *kiss*


Ironic, coming from the guy white knighting for a washed up also-ran.
 
2014-04-10 09:05:18 PM  

ElLoco: tripleseven: This will only serve to pump up her campaign.

She'll just fall flat again.


Is Bengazi a sandal yet?
 
2014-04-10 09:06:09 PM  

billwill: It is not a lie if you think it is the truth to the best of you're knowledge.


So yellowcake for everyone?
 
2014-04-10 09:06:28 PM  

undernova: Stay classy, conservatives/Tea Partiers.

/wrong when it was Bush
//wrong now


It's a shoe. It's symbolic. It's harmless. And it's a money grabbing Scrap Convention pay for preach. It's not like she was doing something noble and liberating victims of aluminum/plastic/paper sorting tyranny.

/and in Vegas, I'm pretty sure that having to walk around on a hot sidewalk without a shoe is gonna hurt her, more than it hurt Hillary.

//of course you have to be crazy to throw your shoe at a former First Lady.

///and Hillary has dodged much worse than that. Give her some credit.
 
2014-04-10 09:07:45 PM  
Gives new meaning to the campaign slogan...."I'm Ready for Hillary."
 
2014-04-10 09:10:05 PM  

kevinfra: ElLoco: tripleseven: This will only serve to pump up her campaign.

She'll just fall flat again.

Is Bengazi a sandal yet?


Hillary has the upper hand.
 
2014-04-10 09:10:11 PM  
Scrap dealers have conventions?
 
2014-04-10 09:10:32 PM  

Incontinent_dog_and_monkey_rodeo: Talk about throwing away your life in a stupid way.  Want to go to jail forever?  Try assaulting a former Secretary of State.


Unlikely.
 
2014-04-10 09:11:13 PM  

slotz: timujin: slotz: timujin: jim32rr: Hero tag AWOL?

What, exactly, is heroic about throwing a shoe at an elderly woman?  Who the fark raised you?

Lighten up, Francis.

Awww, white knighting for an ass.  Now *kiss*

Ironic, coming from the guy white knighting for a washed up also-ran.


I didn't chastise him because it was Hillary Clinton, I look forward to her quite departure from politics (I really hope she keeps with her current "not running for President" status) but rather for the idea that it's okay to try to assault an elderly woman, whomever that woman is.  It could have been a Republican and I would have said the same.  But you go on with your bad self, maybe kick a puppy or push over a baby stroller while you're at it.
 
2014-04-10 09:11:32 PM  

Lee451: think it is more like: Hillary lied and said Benghazi was caused by a video that stirred up the pious Muslims, a story she later retracted.


Let's accept your unsupported presumption that the Administration knowingly overemphasized the role the anti-"Innocence of the Muslims" protests played in the Bengazi attack;

In all seriousness, exactly what difference does it make? How would that knowledge have affected the outcome in any way? I am sincerely asking.

You keep going about this on like there was some kind of massivecover-up or dereliction of duty, but as near as I can tell you're all just crazy.
 
2014-04-10 09:12:30 PM  

itsaidwhat: //and Hillary has dodged much worse than that. Give her some credit.


at least this time wasn't on a runway...
 
2014-04-10 09:12:34 PM  
Why not build a game like Whack A Mole but have Republican version, Democratic Version and a Ted Cruz version. Hit them with a shoe.
 
2014-04-10 09:13:30 PM  

MBrady: zerkalo: Scrap recycling convention? Stupid election season is way too long.

who attend a scrap recycling convention?

why would billary speak at a scrap recycling convention?


She wants Mafia Money.
 
2014-04-10 09:13:53 PM  

tripleseven: kevinfra: ElLoco: tripleseven: This will only serve to pump up her campaign.

She'll just fall flat again.

Is Bengazi a sandal yet?

Hillary has the upper hand.


Bunch of first class heels.
 
2014-04-10 09:14:05 PM  

RedVentrue: MBrady: zerkalo: Scrap recycling convention? Stupid election season is way too long.

who attend a scrap recycling convention?

why would billary speak at a scrap recycling convention?

She wants Mafia Money.


The joos have a mafia?
 
2014-04-10 09:15:20 PM  

Shirley Ujest: Scrap dealers have conventions?


img2.wikia.nocookie.net

Keynote speaker.
 
2014-04-10 09:16:28 PM  
Maybe we should consider it the first pitch of opening day in Hillary's run for the pennant.
 
2014-04-10 09:17:26 PM  

itsaidwhat: Incontinent_dog_and_monkey_rodeo: Talk about throwing away your life in a stupid way.  Want to go to jail forever?  Try assaulting a former Secretary of State.

Unlikely.


I think we can all agree that this lady will come out better than Muntadhar al-Zaidi, who was allegedly tortured in custody after his "farewell kiss from the Iraqi people" gesture.

I also doubt that the US Military destroyed her shoe to prevent it from being enshrined in a museum.
 
2014-04-10 09:18:23 PM  

Triumph: Shirley Ujest: Scrap dealers have conventions?



Keynote speaker.


I pictured the Mandalay looking ...different.
 
2014-04-10 09:20:58 PM  

billwill: Lee451: I think it is more like: Hillary lied and said Benghazi was caused by a video that stirred up the pious Muslims, a story she later retracted.


/4 Americans died but what do Liberals care? They probably voted Republican.....

There were ongoing protest at the US embassy in Egypt a couple hundred miles away over the video.  The state department made a bad assumption in their initial assessment of the situation that was soon corrected.  It is not a lie if you think it is the truth to the best of you're knowledge. That is what her intelligence analysts were telling her at the time.


Which anyone who has spent any time paying attention to the issue knows.  Anybody who still sticks with the idea that the administration was lying is looking for reason to be outraged
 
2014-04-10 09:22:19 PM  

UsikFark: [i44.photobucket.com image 340x240]


THAT was funny. Never seen that one.
 
2014-04-10 09:22:59 PM  
Former President Carter threw more than a shoe at her work as Secretary of State. He gave her a ruff working over. Thumbs down for her according to him.
 
2014-04-10 09:28:36 PM  

timujin: itsaidwhat: //and Hillary has dodged much worse than that. Give her some credit.

at least this time wasn't on a runway...


Imaginary bullets are the most deadly bullets of all.

I wonder if she always managed to duck, when Bill would try to bukkake her.
 
2014-04-10 09:32:13 PM  

zimbomba63: timujin: itsaidwhat: //and Hillary has dodged much worse than that. Give her some credit.

at least this time wasn't on a runway...

Imaginary bullets are the most deadly bullets of all.

I wonder if she always managed to duck, when Bill would try to bukkake her.


Probably, how do you think he learned to aim lower and ended up hitting that dress?
 
2014-04-10 09:41:27 PM  

Incontinent_dog_and_monkey_rodeo: Talk about throwing away your life in a stupid way.  Want to go to jail forever?  Try assaulting a former Secretary of State.



Naaahhhhh.... we have a Justice Dept. now that can selectively enforce laws.
 
2014-04-10 09:45:17 PM  

toadist: Incontinent_dog_and_monkey_rodeo: Talk about throwing away your life in a stupid way.  Want to go to jail forever?  Try assaulting a former Secretary of State.


Naaahhhhh.... we have a Justice Dept. now that can selectively enforce laws.


Like a President who promised to hold those responsible, accountable for the Plame affair?  Then commuted their sentence.

I suppose kind of like that huh?
 
2014-04-10 09:55:07 PM  

mjbok: billwill: It is not a lie if you think it is the truth to the best of you're knowledge.

So yellowcake for everyone?


I think the Bush admin told state what they wanted to find in Iraq and had them work back from there with a very narrow confirmation bias and that they were genuinely surprised when no WMD's were found.  I've never called Bush a liar just stupid.
 
2014-04-10 09:55:13 PM  
Cue the monthlong FOX mouth foaming over Scrapgate...3...2...
 
2014-04-10 10:01:14 PM  
Hillary has been dodging the truth and responsibility for son long, a shoe woul be nothing.
 
2014-04-10 10:02:01 PM  

UsikFark: [i44.photobucket.com image 340x240]


That has got to be one of the funniest .gifs I've ever seen on Fark.
 
2014-04-10 10:15:21 PM  

WTFDYW: UsikFark: [i44.photobucket.com image 340x240]

THAT was funny. Never seen that one.


Triumph: UsikFark: [i44.photobucket.com image 340x240]

Sheer brilliance.


TomD9938: UsikFark: [i44.photobucket.com image 340x240]

Absolutely mesmerizing.

I also love how Maliki looks like he's seen this happen at 9 out of the last 10 press conferences he's attended


ElLoco: UsikFark: [i44.photobucket.com image 340x240]

That has got to be one of the funniest .gifs I've ever seen on Fark.


I'd like to say I did not make the .gif, but I obviously recall seeing it end enjoying it. Thanks!
 
2014-04-10 10:17:05 PM  

Point02GPA: Son of Thunder: croc

Son of Thunder: carrion_luggage: There's no end to the sandals plaguing Hillary Clinton.

What a croc.

You two heals are truly trying our soles.


She was just pissed because Hilary tried to slipper one.
 
2014-04-10 10:17:57 PM  

Lt. Cheese Weasel: A shoe?  What difference does it make?


It wasn't a shoe.  It was "what she described as a shoe "   Big difference.  Or maybe not
 
2014-04-10 10:19:28 PM  
I'm late to this party, but my dad and brother are at that convention. I should ask if I need to raise bail money.
 
2014-04-10 10:23:51 PM  

gfid: Lt. Cheese Weasel: A shoe?  What difference does it make?

It wasn't a shoe.  It was "what she described as a shoe "   Big difference.  Or maybe not


Maybe it was a really big shoe.
 
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