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(CBS San Francisco)   Note to self: when stealing from a Home Goods store, resist the urge to immediately return items for store credit. Make sure those warrants are cleared up, too. Probably shouldn't leave the kid alone in the car, either. (w/mugshot goodness)   (sanfrancisco.cbslocal.com) divider line 28
    More: Dumbass, HomeGoods, Note to Self, warrants, Moraga, outstanding arrest warrant  
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2014-04-10 07:47:58 PM  
All these... rules...and junk.
 
2014-04-10 08:06:14 PM  
Always obey the rules when you're breaking the law.

If you can't manage that, go balls out.
 
gja [TotalFark]
2014-04-10 08:07:01 PM  
Farking CLASSIC.
 
2014-04-10 08:10:35 PM  
Must have been pretty damn desperate to be that stupid.
 
2014-04-10 08:14:11 PM  

kayanlau: Must have been pretty damn desperate to be that stupid.


Or just stupid.  Or desperate because they are so stupid.  It's okay to judge people, it's how cultures sustain themselves.
 
2014-04-10 08:23:00 PM  
How did I know this  story was going  to be so colored?
 
2014-04-10 08:23:08 PM  
Well if Pakistan can accuse a 9-month old of murder, we can at least arrest the kids in the car as accomplices, right?  They were the wheel man weren't they?

/I keed
//I feel sorry for the little ones
///Cause mama is so stupid
 
2014-04-10 08:23:53 PM  
If New Jersey is America's armpit, Oakland has to be it's asshole.
 
2014-04-10 08:24:19 PM  
cbssanfran.files.wordpress.com

Is that a tattoo or a necklace?
 
2014-04-10 08:24:54 PM  
I'll bet the Police are happy they netted those two.
 
2014-04-10 08:32:44 PM  
Target used to get nailed by this scam before finally dropping their feel-good "no receipt required for returns" policy.

They justified it by considering the losses as just part of the cost of doing business in the larger "Community".

They finally wised up and changed the policy when the Community kept treating them like nothing more than a ten dollar whore.
 
2014-04-10 08:37:23 PM  

fusillade762: [cbssanfran.files.wordpress.com image 620x349]

Is that a tattoo or a necklace?


tattoo
 
2014-04-10 08:39:15 PM  
I'd give the one on the left a little store credit if you know what I mean. The one on the right needs to shop somewhere else.
 
2014-04-10 08:44:28 PM  
tonguedepressor: I'll bet the Police are Imus is happy they netted those two.
 
2014-04-10 08:48:07 PM  
I was going to make a joke about how those two have rarely, if ever, made a "good" decision but since they're black and live in Oakland I cannot assume they had too many options.
 
2014-04-10 09:06:34 PM  

xaldin: fusillade762: [cbssanfran.files.wordpress.com image 620x349]

Is that a tattoo or a necklace?

tattoo


Tattooclace.
 
2014-04-10 09:15:40 PM  
<CSB> My fiancee drove by this arrest as it was happening.  Kid was still crying in the car. </CSB>

/Or ShiattySB really
 
2014-04-10 09:17:24 PM  

umadbro: If New Jersey is America's armpit, Oakland has to be it's asshole.


When Antioch and Oakland come together, it forms a more powerful asshole.  If Fresno gets in the mix, a singularity forms.
 
2014-04-10 09:24:22 PM  
Don't be black in Moraga, either.
 
2014-04-10 09:29:37 PM  

fusillade762: [cbssanfran.files.wordpress.com image 620x349]

Is that a tattoo or a necklace?


Yes.

The judges would have also accepted, "It's one of the other."
 
2014-04-10 09:30:54 PM  
I bet their lawyer has some advice.

ct.fra.bz
 
2014-04-10 09:36:12 PM  
Meth Meth Meth Meth... come on meth

(rolls article)

12!

Dammit.
 
2014-04-10 10:05:39 PM  
Tada?
 
2014-04-10 10:32:41 PM  
clicks .... and....YEP !
 
2014-04-10 11:36:23 PM  
that's funny.... we have the brilliantly minded thieves who come into the store, grab something from the shelf and proceed to the service desk for a refund .... never having left the store.

/every time this happens, my faith in humanity dies a little
//I expected one of 2 things of the pic in the article: white trash or black "gangstas"
///check
 
2014-04-11 01:29:28 AM  

Trance354: that's funny.... we have the brilliantly minded thieves who come into the store, grab something from the shelf and proceed to the service desk for a refund .... never having left the store.

/every time this happens, my faith in humanity dies a little
//I expected one of 2 things of the pic in the article: white trash or black "gangstas"
///check


Gangstas?

What are they, the heart necklace gang?
 
2014-04-11 02:19:43 AM  
isleofran.com

isleofran.com
 
gja [TotalFark]
2014-04-11 09:10:07 AM  

DarkSoulNoHope: I bet their lawyer has some advice.

[ct.fra.bz image 600x339]


^^THIS^^

/awesome meme, on-point and pertinent
 
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