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(The Raw Story)   Remember that DuPont heir who got sentenced to only probation and time at an inpatient treatment center for raping his three-year old daughter? Seems he never actually bothered to actually go to the treatment center either   (rawstory.com) divider line 98
    More: Followup, DuPont, inpatients, Johns Hopkins Hospital, paterfamilias, probation  
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2014-04-10 04:19:00 PM
Would I be a terrible person if I hope that he gets sent to jail and experiences the prison rape phenomenon first-hand?
 
2014-04-10 04:36:27 PM
Good job, judge.
 
2014-04-10 04:41:30 PM

Serious Black: Would I be a terrible person if I hope that he gets sent to jail and experiences the prison rape phenomenon first-hand?


Yea, kinda. No one should be violated for any reason. Just put criminals in jail with 3 squares a day and let them f*cking rot.
 
2014-04-10 04:43:36 PM
Like I said before. I don't normally go for the death sentence. This might be an exception.
 
2014-04-10 05:07:04 PM
1%er problems.
 
2014-04-10 05:34:42 PM

Serious Black: Would I be a terrible person if I hope that he gets sent to jail and experiences the prison rape phenomenon first-hand?


To some.

Not to me, of course.

But, to some.

/I don't think they should do that for more than 10 years
//then some nice scaphism....
 
2014-04-10 05:37:32 PM
affluenza™
 
2014-04-10 05:53:24 PM
I hope he gets beat with socks filled with bars of soap
 
2014-04-10 05:54:12 PM
So we can just execute him now, right?
 
2014-04-10 05:54:27 PM
Joe Biden's nitwit so who is our completely useless attorney general is STILL defending his actions and the actions of the  judge that resulted in NO JAIL TIME for this scum bag. Joe's idiot DNA STILL insists that he got the best deal he possibly could!
 
2014-04-10 05:55:03 PM

Jument: So we can just execute him now, right?


I'd jury nullify that.
 
2014-04-10 05:55:32 PM
"The industrial heir was accused of digitally penetrating his daughter in 2007..."

8===(|)  <-- Digital penetration.
 
2014-04-10 05:57:48 PM

Serious Black: Would I be a terrible person if I hope that he gets sent to jail and experiences the prison rape phenomenon first-hand?


Yes, but while I don't condone it, I understand and will not convict you if I end up on your jury should you decide to rape him yourself.
 
2014-04-10 05:57:57 PM
I love this. This is the only way American voters will learn, by rubbing their noses in shiat until they learn.
 
2014-04-10 05:58:21 PM
Its a rich person thang. Nobody else gets justice like that. Good thing they give us bread and circusses to enjoy. Otherwise folks might revolt.
 
2014-04-10 05:58:46 PM
hoped to be reunited with his daughter "somewhere down the road."

By "down the road" does he mean "Hershey Highway"?
 
2014-04-10 05:59:32 PM
Bastard deserves a slow merciless execution, something involving sodomizing him to death with a razor covered dildo as he screams and bleeds out. That punishment should befall all rapists, rich or poor.
 
2014-04-10 05:59:57 PM

the money is in the banana stand: "The industrial heir was accused of digitally penetrating his daughter in 2007..."

8===(|)  <-- Digital penetration.


It took me a few re-reads of that line to realize TFA meant he raped her with his fingers (digits), and not an e-penis.

I been on the interwebs too long...
 
2014-04-10 06:00:30 PM
I'm surprised that this story is even on Fark, thought it was just another shill of a "news" site, cause sure as shiat the major outlets aren't running it.
 
2014-04-10 06:00:48 PM
He's still pissed that they did not give him a mint on his pillow and a tax cut.
 
2014-04-10 06:00:51 PM

Delawheredad: Joe Biden's nitwit so who is our completely useless attorney general is STILL defending his actions and the actions of the  judge that resulted in NO JAIL TIME for this scum bag. Joe's idiot DNA STILL insists that he got the best deal he possibly could!


If you can't Tell if it's Sarcasm or a Stroke, it loses its Funny.
 
2014-04-10 06:02:14 PM
"Would not fare well in prison"

GOOD.
 
2014-04-10 06:02:34 PM

Serious Black: Would I be a terrible person if I hope that he gets sent to jail and experiences the prison rape phenomenon first-hand?


"Digital penetration" means that wanting his crime to be visited on him basically means you're hoping for his asshole to be fingered. Which is a weird wish to have for someone.
 
2014-04-10 06:02:39 PM
www.rankopedia.com

/cut his balls off, lock him up, and throw away the key
 
2014-04-10 06:03:20 PM
Serving time?  Actually completing your sentence?

That's poor people talk.
 
2014-04-10 06:03:59 PM
Beau Biden

Bureaucrat of
Extremely limited
Ability  Wants us all to
Understand that he

Behaved
In an error free manner
Deciding not to
Exert himself to ensure jail time was the
Natural and logical thing to do
 
2014-04-10 06:04:18 PM
 
2014-04-10 06:05:05 PM

deschinc: Delawheredad: Joe Biden's nitwit so who is our completely useless attorney general is STILL defending his actions and the actions of the  judge that resulted in NO JAIL TIME for this scum bag. Joe's idiot DNA STILL insists that he got the best deal he possibly could!

If you can't Tell if it's Sarcasm or a Stroke, it loses its Funny.


SORRY, I meant "If you can't TELL if it's SARCASM or a STROKE, it loses its FUNNY.
 
2014-04-10 06:05:12 PM

Delawheredad: Joe Biden's nitwit so who is our completely useless attorney general is STILL defending his actions and the actions of the  judge that resulted in NO JAIL TIME for this scum bag. Joe's idiot DNA STILL insists that he got the best deal he possibly could!


Dafuq?
 
2014-04-10 06:05:17 PM

Delawheredad: Joe Biden's nitwit so who is our completely useless attorney general is STILL defending his actions and the actions of the  judge that resulted in NO JAIL TIME for this scum bag. Joe's idiot DNA STILL insists that he got the best deal he possibly could!


Emphasis on "he". Maybe someone competent could have done better?
 
2014-04-10 06:05:42 PM
And he'll suffer no meaningful consequences whatsoever.
 
2014-04-10 06:06:48 PM

Delawheredad: Beau Biden

Bureaucrat of
Extremely limited
Ability  Wants us all to
Understand that he

Behaved
In an error free manner
Deciding not to
Exert himself to ensure jail time was the
Natural and logical thing to do


Double down. Who else is still in?
 
2014-04-10 06:08:42 PM
Deschinc

Joe Biden's nitwit so who is our completely useless attorney general is STILL defending his actions and the actions of the  judge that resulted in NO JAIL TIME for this scum bag. Joe's idiot DNA STILL insists that he got the best deal he possibly could!


If you can't Tell if it's Sarcasm or a Stroke, it loses its Funny.

It ain't sarcasm OR a stroke the Attorney general who prosecuted (Joe Biden's moron of a son) defended the  judges sentence!
 
2014-04-10 06:09:16 PM

Delawheredad: Joe Biden's nitwit so who is our completely useless attorney general is STILL defending his actions and the actions of the  judge that resulted in NO JAIL TIME for this scum bag. Joe's idiot DNA STILL insists that he got the best deal he possibly could!


English motherfarker, do you speak it?
 
2014-04-10 06:09:50 PM
What's up with the DuPonts?? First, one is killing wrestling coaches, now this.

Serious this is a great argument for 98% inheritance taxes. Being idle rich is brain damaging.
 
2014-04-10 06:10:14 PM
if anyone asks you why you hate the entitled rich, and I'm not saying the guy that actually EARNED the money, just the farking worthless piece of sh*t that lives off a trust fund, and then biatches about a "death tax", please refer them to this article.
America the greatest justice system money can buy.
 
2014-04-10 06:10:29 PM
Someone should kill him. And the judge. And the prosecutor. Pretty much anyone involved with being perfectly happy with him being able to walk the streets after raping his 3 year old girl.

There is no justice for anyone if you're rich enough to buy the system.
 
2014-04-10 06:14:23 PM
Okay... if IIRC, the deal was go to that specific intreatment center or go to jail.

You didn't go (the list of reasons why in TFA is laughable), and you didn't notify the court of your concern and reasons for not going.

Hmmnn... seems like an easy ruling to me.
 
2014-04-10 06:24:27 PM

Delawheredad: Joe Biden's nitwit so who is our completely useless attorney general is STILL defending his actions and the actions of the  judge that resulted in NO JAIL TIME for this scum bag. Joe's idiot DNA STILL insists that he got the best deal he possibly could!

cmeconfessions.files.wordpress.com
 
2014-04-10 06:24:55 PM

Delawheredad: Deschinc

Joe Biden's nitwit so who is our completely useless attorney general is STILL defending his actions and the actions of the  judge that resulted in NO JAIL TIME for this scum bag. Joe's idiot DNA STILL insists that he got the best deal he possibly could!


If you can't Tell if it's Sarcasm or a Stroke, it loses its Funny.

It ain't sarcasm OR a stroke the Attorney general who prosecuted (Joe Biden's moron of a son) defended the  judges sentence!


Renee Hrivnak was the prosecutor's name. yeah she worked for Biden but it wasn't HIS case.
 
2014-04-10 06:25:09 PM

meathome: Okay... if IIRC, the deal was go to that specific intreatment center or go to jail.

You didn't go (the list of reasons why in TFA is laughable), and you didn't notify the court of your concern and reasons for not going.

Hmmnn... seems like an easy ruling to me.


Yes, but on the other hand, he's rich.
 
2014-04-10 06:27:36 PM
Throw the ass  in jail and forget where you put the keys.
 
2014-04-10 06:30:41 PM
I like how the reason he got the treatment deal was almost literally because he was too rich to go to prison.

What a farker.
 
2014-04-10 06:31:53 PM
I used to be kind of against the death penalty. I was never really sure why; I don't believe life is sacred or anything, I guess maybe just because the whole "state-sponsored murder" connotation bothered me. But the older I get, the more I really, really wish we would just kill the vile elements of our species. There's no rehabilitation for violent offenders or career criminals. Non-violent crime? Death penalty on your second offense. Violent crime or sexual assault? First offense.

No torture or anything. Just a swift culling. Innocent people die every day for a million reasons; I could live with a little blood on my hands.

/Not trolling. Just sharing a somewhat unpopular opinion.
 
2014-04-10 06:32:17 PM
Let's be realistic, this is America, and in America rich people don't go to jail.
Just ask Ted Kennedy, Lindsay Lohan and Michael Jackson...
Unless of course you obviously murdered someone, and aren't a politician, then you might have to spend a couple years in jail while they find you innocent.
 
2014-04-10 06:33:23 PM

meathome: Okay... if IIRC, the deal was go to that specific intreatment center or go to jail.

You didn't go (the list of reasons why in TFA is laughable), and you didn't notify the court of your concern and reasons for not going.

Hmmnn... seems like an easy ruling to me.



Sentencing him to a lengthy prison sentence for raping an infant should have been an easy ruling too.
 
2014-04-10 06:34:12 PM
Next time, Judge, just order the Los Angeles Galaxy to practice penalty kicks on this guy's nuts.

Of course, that will never happen, since he can buy the justice he wants.If I were rightfully to kick him in his fat pork nuts, I would see more jail time than he ever would for raping a child.

Same planet, different worlds. Fark the 1%.
 
2014-04-10 06:35:20 PM
Now since he violated the conditions of his sentencing, the court will be forced to send a sternly-worded letter suggesting that he immediately report to rehab.  If he doesn't, his legal team may receive yet another even more sternly worded letter suggesting that they aren't kidding around this time, mister.
 
2014-04-10 06:36:00 PM

Itchy92: I used to be kind of against the death penalty. I was never really sure why; I don't believe life is sacred or anything, I guess maybe just because the whole "state-sponsored murder" connotation bothered me. But the older I get, the more I really, really wish we would just kill the vile elements of our species. There's no rehabilitation for violent offenders or career criminals. Non-violent crime? Death penalty on your second offense. Violent crime or sexual assault? First offense.

No torture or anything. Just a swift culling. Innocent people die every day for a million reasons; I could live with a little blood on my hands.

/Not trolling. Just sharing a somewhat unpopular opinion.


We used to execute people for a lot of things. It didn't improve society.
 
2014-04-10 06:45:29 PM

Delawheredad: Joe Biden's nitwit so who is our completely useless attorney general is STILL defending his actions and the actions of the  judge that resulted in NO JAIL TIME for this scum bag. Joe's idiot DNA STILL insists that he got the best deal he possibly could!


Would someone please translate this from moron teabagger to something remotely approaching even second-grader English? I know that a full translation into literate English is impossible, but I'd accept a translation into something I can actually sort of understand.
 
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