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(Short List)   And this is when spending $100 on a grilled cheese sandwich is actually warranted   (shortlist.com) divider line 28
    More: Interesting, white truffles, heirloom tomato, grilled cheese sandwiches, foie gras  
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11207 clicks; posted to Main » on 10 Apr 2014 at 3:07 PM (41 weeks ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2014-04-10 03:28:58 PM  
4 votes:

viscountalpha: 100$ for a meal is stupid priced unless its 4 people and its a reasonably large meal.

/yes i'm cheap

// expensive food 8 times out of 10 not worth it.


More like 4 outta 5.
2014-04-10 03:59:52 PM  
3 votes:

Sin_City_Superhero: Random Internet Persona: I get pissy when they forget my pickle spear

Sometimes, I'll admit, I don't eat my pickle spear. I just throw it away. I guess that makes me a pickle spear chucker.


Depends how you do it.  Might just make you a tosser.
2014-04-10 03:19:48 PM  
3 votes:

timujin: FTFA But why so pricey? Well here are the ingredients: black Iberico ham from pigs who have roamed "free in the pasture, eating acorns" because obviously, artisan sourdough bread, 40-year aged cheddar infused with 24k gold flakes, 100-year-old aged balsamic vinegar, white truffle aioli, foie gras, heirloom tomatoes and a duck egg. Oh and it comes with a portion of lobster mac 'n' cheese.

Any of these that use gold are just doing to to pump up the price.  Why have an ingredient that imparts no actual flavor?


It's assumed you have a chamber maid that will empty your chamber pot - and the gold is for the lulz to be had when the maid sees your sparkly turd and says to herself: "He actually does shiate money!"
2014-04-10 03:13:20 PM  
3 votes:
A) No it is not warranted
B) Not a grilled cheese sandwich (it's a foie gras and duck egg sandwich with cheese from the look of it)
C) Gold flakes?  Why the fark are people paying for food with gold flakes in it?  It doesn't add anything to the flavor.  You could just sprinkle some body glitter on it.
2014-04-10 03:24:07 PM  
2 votes:

jigger: Um, that's a ham sandwich.


Done in two.  OR.........................

HAM THREAD!?

i62.tinypic.com
2014-04-10 03:20:29 PM  
2 votes:

surviver: Forget the gold, the 40-year old cheddar goes for something like $10/oz or more.


I found some 2-year-old cheddar at the bottom of the fridge, but I doubt anybody'd want to eat it much less pay for it.
2014-04-10 03:18:37 PM  
2 votes:
Given the link is not labelled "NSFW", I highly doubt the sandwich is worth $100
2014-04-10 03:16:47 PM  
2 votes:
This is how a fool and his money are parted.
2014-04-10 03:11:58 PM  
2 votes:
cdn.uproxx.com
2014-04-10 04:53:08 PM  
1 votes:
So can you poop into a miners pan and recover the gold the next day?
2014-04-10 04:44:36 PM  
1 votes:
I prefer my gold in glitter form on a stripper's tits. Make me a grill-cheese sammich, Sparkle-Tittie.
2014-04-10 04:23:21 PM  
1 votes:
Holy shiatsparkles.
2014-04-10 04:23:01 PM  
1 votes:

tiamet4: A) No it is not warranted
B) Not a grilled cheese sandwich (it's a foie gras and duck egg sandwich with cheese from the look of it)
C) Gold flakes?  Why the fark are people paying for food with gold flakes in it?  It doesn't add anything to the flavor.  You could just sprinkle some body glitter on it.


Because, as Dave Chappelle once pointed out...it'll make your doody twinkle
2014-04-10 04:21:23 PM  
1 votes:

Fusilier: KeeptheChief: ichiban: A little silly that they talk about the animal welfare of "pigs who have roamed 'free in the pasture, eating acorns'" yet another ingredient is foie gras.

They were both slaughtered, amirite?

Maybe the pig was hit by a car.


www.carfind.ca
2014-04-10 04:17:31 PM  
1 votes:
That looks terrible.

And seriously? 24k gold flakes?

Yes, tasteless, odorless, gold.
2014-04-10 04:00:42 PM  
1 votes:

bikerbob59: Because you get $96 back in change??


NO CHANGE!!!
2014-04-10 03:58:08 PM  
1 votes:
And the next day it will be pooh.
2014-04-10 03:51:33 PM  
1 votes:

Goatwhore: viscountalpha: 100$ for a meal is stupid priced unless its 4 people and its a reasonably large meal.

/yes i'm cheap

// expensive food 8 times out of 10 not worth it.

More like 4 outta 5.


80%, tops
2014-04-10 03:51:05 PM  
1 votes:

rich_mitch: This is how a fool and his money are parted.


Yep.

They shoulda left it at "more money than sense" and been done with it.
2014-04-10 03:35:18 PM  
1 votes:
Not a grilled cheese sandwich, but a grilled sandwich with cheese on it.
2014-04-10 03:27:23 PM  
1 votes:
That didn't look anything like Dr. Ruth.
2014-04-10 03:17:54 PM  
1 votes:
I think anyone willing to pay for this should get a bonus ingredient:

kukhahnyoga.files.wordpress.com
2014-04-10 03:17:14 PM  
1 votes:
I prefer my gold schlagered, like my women.
2014-04-10 03:15:30 PM  
1 votes:
Gold doesn't taste like anything. Anytime any chef puts gold in a dish or drink, it's just to claim it's the most expensive whatever.

Truffles are almost as bad, though they at least taste like something.
2014-04-10 03:13:15 PM  
1 votes:
That's not a "grilled cheese," and it sounds pretentious as fark.
2014-04-10 03:10:40 PM  
1 votes:
A little silly that they talk about the animal welfare of "pigs who have roamed 'free in the pasture, eating acorns'" yet another ingredient is foie gras.
2014-04-10 03:10:04 PM  
1 votes:

jigger: Um, that's a ham sandwich.


We're done here.
2014-04-10 03:08:29 PM  
1 votes:
Um, that's a ham sandwich.
 
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