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(Slate)   A million zebra finches randomly plucking strings on an electric guitar will eventually play the entire works of Jimi Hendrix   (slate.com) divider line 11
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2014-04-10 01:59:19 PM
4 votes:
It was the best of songs, it was the blurst of songs.
2014-04-10 04:18:37 PM
2 votes:
FREEBIRD!

can't believe I'm the first
2014-04-10 04:08:30 PM
2 votes:
That the worst rendition of Little Wing I've ever heard
2014-04-10 06:23:07 PM
1 votes:
I was confused by the headline.  Could not figure out how flinching zebras would pluck a guitar.
GBB [TotalFark]
2014-04-10 03:51:07 PM
1 votes:
Well, I stood up next to a zebra finch.
And I chopped it down with the edge of my hand.
2014-04-10 03:28:45 PM
1 votes:
Since they're pooping on the fretboard, they'll get Metallica soon enough.
2014-04-10 03:01:59 PM
1 votes:

D135: Will there be moonbeams and fairy tales?


I dunno. I'm still waiting for the traffic lights to turn blue tomorrow.
2014-04-10 02:56:52 PM
1 votes:
Seeing as how bootlegs and personal recordings keep popping up, it's going to take a brazillion of them.
2014-04-10 02:56:45 PM
1 votes:
I'd like to see a bird perform some hammer-ons, tremolo, slides and then light the guitar on fire. That would impress me.

I also weep to think of all the bird poop on those $1000+ guitars.
2014-04-10 02:55:01 PM
1 votes:

farkingismybusiness: It was the best of songs, it was the blurst of songs.


Blurst of songs?  You stupid finch!
2014-04-10 01:56:33 PM
1 votes:
Yeah, but a million GOLDEN EAGLES randomly plucking strings on an electric guitar will eventually play the entire works of Angus Young!

/dnrtfa
 
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