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(Riverfront Times)   News flash: Jellybean-flavored milk is the worst of both worlds   (blogs.riverfronttimes.com) divider line 21
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2014-04-10 03:05:54 PM
'But why do they put a guarantee on the box?'
"Because they know all they sold ya was a guaranteed piece of shiat. That's all it is, isn't it? Hey, if you want me to take a dump in a box and mark it guaranteed, I will. I got spare time. But for now, for your customer's sake, for your daughter's sake, ya might wanna think about buying a quality product from me."

/No I'm not sure what that has to do with it
 
2014-04-10 03:08:05 PM
Yuck!

/Do not want
 
2014-04-10 03:16:17 PM
Was the "sick" tag in the bathroom throwing up jelly bean-flavored milk.

/oh, God... gagging...
 
2014-04-10 03:21:53 PM
I'm puking just from reading the headline.
 
2014-04-10 03:29:06 PM
Make mine black licorice.
 
2014-04-10 03:29:56 PM
www.prairiefarms.com

/but is it made with rabbit milk?
 
2014-04-10 03:39:35 PM
I usually mix my raw jelly beans with my milk steak, and I bet the effect is similar.
 
2014-04-10 03:40:05 PM

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/but is it made with rabbit milk?


Just in time for easter

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/oblig
 
2014-04-10 03:41:02 PM
Mmmmm the sugary pectin my body so craves.
 
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2014-04-10 03:42:12 PM
www.brain-magazine.fr
 
2014-04-10 03:45:50 PM

farkingismybusiness: Make mine black licorice.


Make that two.

/Drools.
 
2014-04-10 04:02:21 PM
Make mine:

hrwiki.org
 
2014-04-10 04:04:47 PM
OK, what is the flavour of a jelly bean? Every jelly bean I have ever had is flavoured like something else.
 
2014-04-10 04:07:13 PM
I like the 1 comment on the article...

My teeth hurt just reading this.
 
2014-04-10 04:11:04 PM

Dragonflew: OK, what is the flavour of a jelly bean? Every jelly bean I have ever had is flavoured like something else.


I was about to say... if you think "Jelly Bean" is a "flavor"... your Jelly Beans suck.

/Jelly Belly or nothing
 
2014-04-10 05:12:21 PM
I can't even choke down strawberry Quik mixed at home, and store-bought flavored milks usually have a much thicker texture than that. No thanks.
 
2014-04-10 05:29:04 PM
Charlie: Yes, my good man, I'll have the milk steak, boiled over hard, and your finest jelly beans... raw.
 
2014-04-10 06:14:22 PM
Jelly bean is not my flavor
It's just a milk who claims that "I can be fun"
But the drink tastes like my bum
 
2014-04-10 07:13:53 PM
Worse than candy corn-flavored Jelly Bellies.
 
2014-04-10 09:12:59 PM
Throw some Ear-Wax Jelly Bellys in there and that is a guaranteed article.  I cannot even imagine a "good" jelly bean flavor and milk, even for kids,  Eat your damned Cocoa Krispies/Cocoa Pebbles and finish the milk.
 
2014-04-10 11:25:05 PM
Nobody is buying this at the store I work at. Not even the "Easter nog". Go figure.
 
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