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(News On 6 Tulsa)   Oklahoma entrepreneurs busted for running a combination meth by mail, hydro weed and cockfighting operation, proving yet again that over-regulation of small businesses is killing the economy   (newson6.com ) divider line
    More: Fail, Delaware County, Officials Bust, Fighting Ring, Tulsa, Oklahoma, U.S. Postal, U.S. Postal Inspection Service, small businesses  
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2014-04-10 12:02:44 PM  
I was going to give this guy a glowing vendor review on E-bay but the last time I eagerly opened my meth package, a wet rooster with razors on its talons scratched my eyes out.
 
2014-04-10 12:48:12 PM  
Delaware County is close enough to be considered backwoods Missouri...which explains a lot.
 
2014-04-10 01:03:12 PM  

brap: I was going to give this guy a glowing vendor review on E-bay but the last time I eagerly opened my meth package, a wet rooster with razors on its talons scratched my eyes out.


In all fairness, you have to respect their diversification plan.
 
2014-04-10 01:13:01 PM  

brap


I was going to give this guy a glowing vendor review on E-bay but the last time I eagerly opened my meth package, a wet rooster with razors on its talons scratched my eyes out.


Feels your pain:

imgs.xkcd.com


that may have been the joke
 
2014-04-10 01:46:40 PM  
dnrtfa, but what is 'hydro weed'?

/guessing its not how you dam a weedy river to get electric power?
 
2014-04-10 01:52:27 PM  
I can't help but be a tiny bit impressed by their multi-tasking skills.
 
2014-04-10 01:53:14 PM  
Who is John Galt?
 
2014-04-10 01:54:50 PM  
Is that like a Combination Pizza Hut and Taco Bell?
 
2014-04-10 02:03:25 PM  
Why aren't there any names, aside from the sheriff.
 
2014-04-10 02:04:26 PM  

nanim: dnrtfa, but what is 'hydro weed'?

/guessing its not how you dam a weedy river to get electric power?


Weed grown hydroponically.
 
2014-04-10 02:06:28 PM  

green4mice: Who is John Galt?


A ridiculous, unrealistic portrayal of a western entrepreneur that built a multi-billion dollar enterprise on his own with no help from anyone else, who is hated by a country made up of 99% slackers and lazy bums, because of his genius and their lack of morals and self-worth.
 
2014-04-10 02:38:09 PM  
Business offices located by the dumpstera McDonalds, perhaps?
 
2014-04-10 02:40:23 PM  
I guess they figured "if we're going to do one thing, might as well do these others". Not understanding guerrilla cell structure, the different businesses knew about each other. They were going to be drug lords or crime bosses, but they probably couldn't run a Burger King.
 
2014-04-10 02:47:13 PM  

Khellendros: green4mice: Who is John Galt?

A ridiculous, unrealistic portrayal of a western entrepreneur that built a multi-billion dollar enterprise on his own with no help from anyone else, who is hated by a country made up of 99% slackers and lazy bums, because of his genius and their lack of morals and self-worth.


You do know that John Galt was a railroad worker, right?
 
2014-04-10 02:58:23 PM  

MemeSlave: Khellendros: green4mice: Who is John Galt?

A ridiculous, unrealistic portrayal of a western entrepreneur that built a multi-billion dollar enterprise on his own with no help from anyone else, who is hated by a country made up of 99% slackers and lazy bums, because of his genius and their lack of morals and self-worth.

You do know that John Galt was a railroad worker, right?


Yes.  That was a total hash.  I need to read before submitting, so I don't conflate two sentences and concepts.  More coffee, less typing.
 
2014-04-10 03:14:20 PM  
Is this like the Peaches & Fireworks combination that I see all over the place in South Carolina???
 
2014-04-10 03:16:59 PM  

green4mice: Who is John Galt?


Yeah, I stopped reading there, too.
 
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