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2014-04-10 10:56:15 AM  
LOOK MA, NO GUNS!
 
2014-04-10 10:56:44 AM  
"They were stabbed.  That is all."
 
2014-04-10 10:58:06 AM  
They are still stabbed, film at 11.
 
2014-04-10 10:58:46 AM  
Brett and Gracie will get married, watch
 
2014-04-10 10:59:51 AM  
Slit happens.
 
2014-04-10 11:00:16 AM  
So this kid with the knives must have been a pretty funny guy, he had everyone in that hallway in stitches!
 
2014-04-10 11:00:59 AM  
A news conference thread? Really?
 
2014-04-10 11:01:00 AM  
This thread, why? What's the point?
 
2014-04-10 11:01:56 AM  

JerseyTim: This thread, why? What's the point?


It's a cutting news story.
 
2014-04-10 11:02:33 AM  

Okieboy: So this kid with the knives must have been a pretty funny guy, he had everyone in that hallway in stitches!


Ok I loled.
 
2014-04-10 11:02:56 AM  

JerseyTim: This thread, why? What's the point?


Not to sharp are you? ;)
 
2014-04-10 11:03:50 AM  
This story has me on the edge of my seat.
 
2014-04-10 11:04:20 AM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: JerseyTim: This thread, why? What's the point?

It's a cutting news story.


Touche' my rapier witted friend!
 
2014-04-10 11:04:58 AM  
The rate of selfies have increased 163% and we will discharge those who are taking more than 10 an hour.
 
2014-04-10 11:05:16 AM  
Is this the thread where a lot of people are going to take a stab at humor only to wind up being dull?
 
2014-04-10 11:06:04 AM  
22 stabbed? How the fark does one guy stab 22 people? Was there nobody there with the balls to rush him, not even from behind? (Even I might have tried that, or thrown a book at his head.) In my school days half the boys in the hall would instantly turn into heroes and the culprit would be seriously hurt.

"Johnny, did you get those stitches when you saved Mrs. Peters? Did you know girls can't get pregnant from anal?"
 
2014-04-10 11:06:32 AM  

MilesTeg: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: JerseyTim: This thread, why? What's the point?

It's a cutting news story.

Touche' my rapier witted friend!


I guess that's one way to slice it.
 
2014-04-10 11:06:43 AM  
Stab, Stab!

Stab your way to fitness!!
 
2014-04-10 11:07:04 AM  

eyemarten: They are still stabbed, film at 11.


Watch your puncturation.
 
2014-04-10 11:07:54 AM  
God, NBC is another website with a shiatty format. QUIT LINKING TO NBC!

/Please?
 
2014-04-10 11:08:27 AM  
In before assault knives "jokes"
 
2014-04-10 11:08:45 AM  

The One True TheDavid: 22 stabbed? How the fark does one guy stab 22 people? Was there nobody there with the balls to rush him, not even from behind? (Even I might have tried that, or thrown a book at his head.) In my school days half the boys in the hall would instantly turn into heroes and the culprit would be seriously hurt.

"Johnny, did you get those stitches when you saved Mrs. Peters? Did you know girls can't get pregnant from anal?"


Most websites are reporting that while there are 21 people injured, most injuries were from the commotion, not being stabbed.
You trust nbc that much?
 
2014-04-10 11:08:45 AM  
Will folks run for their lives?
will police get their man........


tune in next week for

the Edge of Knife.   (aka the edge of night- soapopera)
 
2014-04-10 11:09:24 AM  

The One True TheDavid: 22 stabbed? How the fark does one guy stab 22 people? Was there nobody there with the balls to rush him, not even from behind? (Even I might have tried that, or thrown a book at his head.) In my school days half the boys in the hall would instantly turn into heroes and the culprit would be seriously hurt.


Zero tolerance and lockdown drills.

We're basically training school children to sit around and get shot.
 
2014-04-10 11:10:35 AM  

The One True TheDavid: 22 stabbed? How the fark does one guy stab 22 people? Was there nobody there with the balls to rush him, not even from behind? (Even I might have tried that, or thrown a book at his head.) In my school days half the boys in the hall would instantly turn into heroes and the culprit would be seriously hurt.

"Johnny, did you get those stitches when you saved Mrs. Peters? Did you know girls can't get pregnant from anal?"


This was my thought as well...the rushing the guy part...not the anal part....well...perhaps a little.
 
2014-04-10 11:10:45 AM  
If only some kid had had a gun...
 
2014-04-10 11:11:23 AM  
The WW2 veteran from a few links down stopped a guy with a knife. Why couldn't they?
 
2014-04-10 11:11:44 AM  

fnordfocus: The One True TheDavid: 22 stabbed? How the fark does one guy stab 22 people? Was there nobody there with the balls to rush him, not even from behind? (Even I might have tried that, or thrown a book at his head.) In my school days half the boys in the hall would instantly turn into heroes and the culprit would be seriously hurt.

Zero tolerance and lockdown drills.

We're basically training school children to sit around and get shot.


Anything else would be a liability issue.
 
2014-04-10 11:15:32 AM  

The One True TheDavid: 22 stabbed? How the fark does one guy stab 22 people? Was there nobody there with the balls to rush him, not even from behind? (Even I might have tried that, or thrown a book at his head.) In my school days half the boys in the hall would instantly turn into heroes and the culprit would be seriously hurt.


Back in our day, we would have all used the wrestling moves that we'd learned in gym class.  We would have grabbed him from and stuck our thumbs in his butthole.  Kids these days have no appreciation for wrestling.  Their video games don't teach them proper wrestling moves like that.
 
2014-04-10 11:15:38 AM  
What type of knife did he use?
 
2014-04-10 11:16:09 AM  

The One True TheDavid: 22 stabbed? How the fark does one guy stab 22 people?


They weren't just any kitchen knives... Ginsu assault knives.
 
2014-04-10 11:16:35 AM  

Carn: In before assault knives "jokes"


Great, you LaPierre'd the thread.
 
2014-04-10 11:18:06 AM  

Rapmaster2000: The One True TheDavid: 22 stabbed? How the fark does one guy stab 22 people? Was there nobody there with the balls to rush him, not even from behind? (Even I might have tried that, or thrown a book at his head.) In my school days half the boys in the hall would instantly turn into heroes and the culprit would be seriously hurt.

Back in our day, we would have all used the wrestling moves that we'd learned in gym class.  We would have grabbed him from and stuck our thumbs in his butthole.  Kids these days have no appreciation for wrestling.  Their video games don't teach them proper wrestling moves like that.


Back when I was a kid, we'd have known his plan ahead of time and stopped him from coming to school that day.
 
2014-04-10 11:18:22 AM  

BalugaJoe: The WW2 veteran from a few links down stopped a guy with a knife. Why couldn't they?


I know you're being at least partially facetious, but from what I read it seemed that there was both a lot of confusion, and very few people that weren't directly affected realized that something was going on until it was in the fire alarm stage.
 
2014-04-10 11:18:24 AM  

BalugaJoe: The WW2 veteran from a few links down stopped a guy with a knife. Why couldn't they?


Liberals have pussified our boys and girls.  They are trained to rely on the state for protection.  Any thought of self reliance has been "Common Cored" out of them.
 
2014-04-10 11:19:20 AM  

JerseyTim: MilesTeg: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: JerseyTim: This thread, why? What's the point?

It's a cutting news story.

Touche' my rapier witted friend!

I guess that's one way to slice it.


Tone it back, knife jokes are too edgy for the mods.
 
2014-04-10 11:19:43 AM  
How is it that a hospital can make any public comment in regard to its patients? Aren't the rules about this insanely strict?
 
2014-04-10 11:20:01 AM  
Meh my high school the other students would have shot him.

Then probably devolved into a wholesale slaughter of each other instead of waiting for the nightly shootings but hey he'd been stopped.
 
2014-04-10 11:20:58 AM  
It was a knife, for pity's sake. No one has a coat? A chair? A stool? When the Russians come for us, apparently all citified people will be able to cry out is "whar the choclate?"

Jesus Christ on a pogo stick ...
 
2014-04-10 11:22:21 AM  
If they would just teach kids Krav Maga in gym class, this might have been stopped.
 
2014-04-10 11:22:24 AM  
When spoons are outlawed only outlaws will have spoons.
 
2014-04-10 11:22:51 AM  
Any new bodies accumulate out there? Well, then I guess I can skip it.

supportyourlocalgunfighter.com
 
2014-04-10 11:23:18 AM  

The One True TheDavid: 22 stabbed? How the fark does one guy stab 22 people? Was there nobody there with the balls to rush him, not even from behind? (Even I might have tried that, or thrown a book at his head.) In my school days half the boys in the hall would instantly turn into heroes and the culprit would be seriously hurt.


Yeah, something like this.  Most HS boys have enough testosterone going on to be dumb enough and aggressive enough to rush a knife-wielder.  Thinking back, myself and maybe 3 or 4 of my friends from sports teams (one of whom had a black belt) could pretty easily take down a kid with one knife.  That's assuming the knife guy was a relatively average HS student.
 
2014-04-10 11:23:38 AM  
Drank too much OJ that morning...
 
2014-04-10 11:24:12 AM  

Russ1642: How is it that a hospital can make any public comment in regard to its patients? Aren't the rules about this insanely strict?


That's a very good question, especially considering that the majority of the victims are minors.  Maybe they gave permission to make it public?
 
2014-04-10 11:25:04 AM  
You stab her in the stomach?

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Seriously, sad kids have to deal with this stuff in school. Then the media blasts it out for weeks.
 
2014-04-10 11:25:31 AM  

The Bunyip: If they would just teach kids Krav Maga in gym class, this might have been stopped.


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2014-04-10 11:25:37 AM  

syrynxx: Carn: In before assault knives "jokes"

Great, you LaPierre'd the thread.


I was just the first of many.
 
2014-04-10 11:26:51 AM  
Someone was feeling a little stabby.
 
2014-04-10 11:27:34 AM  
Aren't you normally not supposed to remove the knife on your own, but wait for EMTs to do so? In a mass stabbing, the knife must have had to be removed after every stabbing, right?
 
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