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(Click Orlando)   What wine goes with slippers and no pants? Boxed, of course   (clickorlando.com) divider line 20
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2014-04-10 01:05:48 PM
Mom?
 
2014-04-10 01:05:48 PM
Will the police lineup include a tasting?  Because I think this heady and cheesy crotch pong would match well with an acidic Sauvignon Blanc.
 
2014-04-10 01:22:57 PM
She then walked to the exit but was confronted by a manager, police said..........The woman, who was listening to music via a tablet she was carrying, began flailing and left the store with the wine, police said.


How farking fast can one run carrying a tablet and two boxes of wine?  Was the manager incapable of chasing her??
 
2014-04-10 01:37:27 PM
She also has a tattoo on her neck.

Well there you go.

The theft was captured on video, but police have not yet released it.

I'm OK with this.
 
2014-04-10 05:09:08 PM
Eeesh.  Ocala.

I'm surprised she didn't ride in on a goat.  Then eat it when she got home.
 
2014-04-10 05:42:04 PM
What wine goes with slippers and no pants?

I know this one! It's Mad Dog 20/20, isn't it?

dandyscotchbrawlers.files.wordpress.com
 
2014-04-10 05:44:19 PM
thanks subby, you made me laff.
 
2014-04-10 05:45:51 PM
Suspect is pantsless. I repeat, pantsless.
 
2014-04-10 05:47:14 PM
A quick nightime drunken jaunt out to the mail box and you never know how I might dress!

Fark, can you descibe what you imagine I might wear?
 
2014-04-10 05:47:51 PM
$41 in boxed wine? What kind of mead is in those things?
 
2014-04-10 05:51:38 PM
Pouilly puisse?
 
2014-04-10 05:56:49 PM
I wanna partay with her!.
 
2014-04-10 06:00:23 PM
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"Box of wine"
 
2014-04-10 06:13:21 PM
What kind of rum for that dress code?

I favour Captain Morgan Spiced for casual drinking. Sailor Jerry's for when I'm dressed up.
 
2014-04-10 06:15:04 PM

EdNortonsTwin: A quick nightime drunken jaunt out to the mail box and you never know how I might dress!

Fark, can you descibe what you imagine I might wear?


Rubber boots, bermuda shorts, a hoodie and a toque
 
2014-04-10 07:33:31 PM
When a book is called "no pants", I don't need to read it.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2v-v3jh-Cco
 
2014-04-10 10:32:21 PM
Franzia, of course!
 
2014-04-11 12:13:45 AM
Sin_City_Superhero: What wine goes with slippers and no pants?

I know this one! It's Mad Dog 20/20, isn't it?

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What's the word? THUNDERBIRD!
 
2014-04-11 07:43:41 AM
The theft was captured on video, but police have not yet released it.

They need to pixillate the naughty bits before they release it. Can't have your viewers see a bare butt. Little old grayhaired ladies and god will be quite irate.
 
2014-04-11 09:48:57 AM
If I pay $41 for that amount of wine, it's going to be coming from a bottle at that point. You can get a bottle of Perrier-Jouët for less.
 
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