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(Daily Mail)   Kris Jenner: 'No one wants to see me naked'. 'Obvious' tag doesn't even begin to cover this   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 27
    More: Obvious, Kris Jenner, Keeping Up with the Kardashians, Playboy, Kim Kardashian, Bruce Jenner, Kourtney Kardashian, Kyle Sandilands, humans  
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2014-04-10 11:09:46 AM  
I don't even want to see her clothed.

Or hear her voice.

Or know she exists.
 
2014-04-10 12:41:37 PM  
There are still kind hearted people in this world.
 
2014-04-10 12:42:03 PM  
You know by her saying that, that he is probably just hoping that somebody will shell out cash to get her to pose naked.
 
2014-04-10 12:43:12 PM  
Blame those evil tabloids!  Haters gonna hate!

Go cry on Billy Bush's shoulder.
 
2014-04-10 12:49:36 PM  
She looks good for her age, but not good enough to subject the world to her nudity sans beer goggles.
 
2014-04-10 01:10:11 PM  
I'm not gonna lie. She looks good for her age. Plastic yes, but I'd still hit the eff out of it.
 
2014-04-10 01:15:47 PM  
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I would
 
2014-04-10 01:18:57 PM  

mentallo69: I'm not gonna lie. She looks good for her age. Plastic yes, but I'd still hit the eff out of it.


Google Shay Fox. Not while you're at work, mind you...but later. Really, don't do it at work, I'm telling you.

Looks kinda like Kris, but better and with more MILFy goodness. I'd also wager that she's smarter and far less of a horrible person. And she's rather...enthusiatic about her work, if you know what I mean.
 
2014-04-10 01:24:08 PM  

Clutch2013: mentallo69: I'm not gonna lie. She looks good for her age. Plastic yes, but I'd still hit the eff out of it.

Google Shay Fox. Not while you're at work, mind you...but later. Really, don't do it at work, I'm telling you.

Looks kinda like Kris, but better and with more MILFy goodness. I'd also wager that she's smarter and far less of a horrible person. And she's rather...enthusiatic about her work, if you know what I mean.


Will do,  No problem to google at work anyway. Smart phone, not on their wifi :)

Hey man, every once in a while a hot ass mature milf is good fapping material. But she has to be hot though, cant be all nasty mature shiat.


I love curvy busty women too if you happen to know any real good ones. I'm always looking for more
 
2014-04-10 01:28:20 PM  
Kris Jenner: 'No one wants to see me naked'

Fixed.
 
2014-04-10 01:33:44 PM  

mentallo69: Clutch2013: mentallo69: I'm not gonna lie. She looks good for her age. Plastic yes, but I'd still hit the eff out of it.

Google Shay Fox. Not while you're at work, mind you...but later. Really, don't do it at work, I'm telling you.

Looks kinda like Kris, but better and with more MILFy goodness. I'd also wager that she's smarter and far less of a horrible person. And she's rather...enthusiatic about her work, if you know what I mean.

Will do,  No problem to google at work anyway. Smart phone, not on their wifi :)

Hey man, every once in a while a hot ass mature milf is good fapping material. But she has to be hot though, cant be all nasty mature shiat.


I love curvy busty women too if you happen to know any real good ones. I'm always looking for more


Siri. Yes, that's her name. I'm mobile right now, so no links. But for curvy women, I don't think you'd be disappointed.
 
2014-04-10 02:00:17 PM  

MBrady: FTFA: Kris Jenner, pictured arriving at her office on Wednesday, was on hand to defend her celebrity family on KIIS's Kyle and Jackie O Show on Thursday morning

They have an office?   What do they actually do there?   Plot world domination?


They get mani/pedis while taking turns farking the delivery guy, would be my guess.
 
2014-04-10 02:06:37 PM  

Clutch2013: mentallo69: I'm not gonna lie. She looks good for her age. Plastic yes, but I'd still hit the eff out of it.

Google Shay Fox. Not while you're at work, mind you...but later. Really, don't do it at work, I'm telling you.

Looks kinda like Kris, but better and with more MILFy goodness. I'd also wager that she's smarter and far less of a horrible person. And she's rather...enthusiatic about her work, if you know what I mean.


Shay Fox farks dudes for a living and she's less of a whore than Kris Jenner.
 
2014-04-10 02:15:50 PM  

Clutch2013: Google Shay Fox. Not while you're at work, mind you...but later. Really, don't do it at work, I'm telling you.


I prefer Veronica Avluv. She even played Kris in XXX parody. Shame about the wonky implant.
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2014-04-10 02:17:26 PM  
I would bang her in the ass then punch her in the throat.

/after she made me a sammich
 
2014-04-10 02:19:37 PM  

mentallo69: I'm not gonna lie. She looks good for her age. Plastic yes, but I'd still hit the eff out of it.


You're going to need about a gallon of this:
www.carid.com
 
2014-04-10 03:48:17 PM  

mentallo69: I'm not gonna lie. She looks good for her age. Plastic yes, but I'd still hit the eff out of it.


I'm with you.  She's not bad at all, and I'm thinking most farkers here would, too...
 
2014-04-10 03:59:11 PM  
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2014-04-10 04:03:36 PM  

Mi-5: mentallo69: I'm not gonna lie. She looks good for her age. Plastic yes, but I'd still hit the eff out of it.

I'm with you.  She's not bad at all, and I'm thinking most farkers here would, too...


I readily admit, I would...

...if it weren't for that whole thing about her being a massive thundercoont.

/see also: the rest of her daughters that are of legal-age, Palin, Sarah
 
2014-04-10 04:33:36 PM  

chitownmike: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x562]
I would


Me too, as long as I don't have to listen to her talk, or feed her wookie
 
2014-04-10 04:37:15 PM  

Crewmannumber6: chitownmike: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x562]
I would

Me too, as long as I don't have to listen to her talk, or feed her wookie


I'd feed her wookie, my dick, if you know what I mean and I think you do
 
2014-04-10 04:44:41 PM  
4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-04-10 04:52:23 PM  
 "Once you've seen one woman nekkid, you... pretty much wanna see 'em ALL nekkid."

The big question is how long do I.... ahem... appreciate what I am seeing.
 
2014-04-10 04:53:47 PM  

chitownmike: Crewmannumber6: chitownmike: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x562]
I would

Me too, as long as I don't have to listen to her talk, or feed her wookie

I'd feed her wookie, my dick, if you know what I mean and I think you do


As long as you understand that wookie isn't a euphemism, it's her enormous daughter
 
2014-04-10 08:24:57 PM  
i wouldn't mind it being released. i wouldn't pay for it...i might watch it. i just figure it would embarrass her more than anything.

of course the downside is she would make money off it.

i do wonder if her daughter learned the zombie technique from her.
 
2014-04-10 08:54:42 PM  
While I hate her with a passion, I would milf the living hell out of her.
 
2014-04-11 05:51:20 AM  
yup

I most certainly would
 
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