InterruptingQuirk: "WHOPPER® PATTIES and HAMBURGER PATTIES :100% USDA inspected Ground Beef (Fire-Grilled) "
Rapmaster2000: Good. Nothing would punish these people more than feeding them the limp dick excuse that Burger King calls fries.And what the hell is up with that anyway? To my recollection BK has made three attempts in my lifetime to at least be as good as the fries at McD's and they've always failed. Why is it so hard to mimic a McDonald's fry? Is there some secret fry technology that BK just cannot master? Are they puzzled by the potato matrix?As for the rest of the menu... fark it. Burger King has become America's least essential fast food chain. Everyone can think of a fast food place they'd rather go to than BK.
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