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(Discover)   Here's a question you probably haven't spent enough time wondering about: Do camel farts contribute to global warming? And if so, how much?   (blogs.discovermagazine.com) divider line 104
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2014-04-10 11:35:19 AM  
Probably not as much as cow farts because the number of camels is much less than the number of cows.
 
2014-04-10 12:10:35 PM  
May the farts of a thousand camels waft into your yurt.

May the fleas of a million yaks take refuge in your Underoos.

May the grit of a million dunes seek haven under your foreskin.

Oh yeah, well your harem was ululating up all over my parapets last night.

- My pitch to Wilmer Valderram for Saharan Yo Mamadidn't go over quite as planned.  Scimitars were drawn.
 
2014-04-10 01:05:16 PM  

BizarreMan: Probably not as much as cow farts because the number of camels is much less than the number of cows.


What about bunny farts?  Those cute little bastards are probably to blame.  And my little sister, too.  She's a walking Bhopal disaster.

sorry sis.
 
2014-04-10 01:05:27 PM  
That's about as much time as I want to consider it, thanks, subby.
 
2014-04-10 01:05:58 PM  
No because that will insult muslims and Fartbongo can't do that
 
2014-04-10 01:06:27 PM  

BizarreMan: Probably not as much as cow farts because the number of camels is much less fewer than the number of cows.


Pet peeve.

Amount goes with less.
Number goes with fewer.
 
2014-04-10 01:08:55 PM  
No, because global warming does not happen, is 100% mythical and fraudulent, and anyone who thinks it's real is a big dumb stupid Liberal poopie-head.
 
2014-04-10 01:09:09 PM  

MooseBayou: BizarreMan: Probably not as much as cow farts because the number of camels is much less fewer than the number of cows.

Pet peeve.

Amount goes with less.
Number goes with fewer.


What about moose farts? They must be ear-splitting and quite the knockout.
 
2014-04-10 01:09:50 PM  
No, but it seems like a camel farting in the desert would raise oil prices with as volatile as it can be sometimes.
 
2014-04-10 01:10:13 PM  
I think we need to study queefs next. I'll volunteer to be a queef inducer.
 
2014-04-10 01:10:38 PM  
So they tested camels from Australia? I had no idea they had those down there.

Also, any reason to post this picture

s8.postimg.org
 
2014-04-10 01:11:15 PM  
img.fark.net
Camel toe thread?
 
2014-04-10 01:11:28 PM  
You walk around with an apricot pit shoved up your vajayjay and see what happens to your digestive tract. It's hard out there on a dromedary.
 
2014-04-10 01:11:43 PM  
Having not read the article I am going to guess:

1) Yes.

2) Not much.
 
2014-04-10 01:12:41 PM  
So is the media going to dub this one the demi-god particle?
 
2014-04-10 01:12:50 PM  
Farting is carbon neutral.
 
2014-04-10 01:13:48 PM  
Don't be so presumptuous subby. I've actually dedicated my life to camel farts. Well that and monkeys.
i.imgur.com
 
2014-04-10 01:15:12 PM  

boyvoyeur: So they tested camels from Australia? I had no idea they had those down there.

Also, any reason to post this picture

[s8.postimg.org image 400x345]


We had camels in Arizona for a long time. Supposedly, there was a big red male that lived for decades, running around looking for a mate or a buddy. None to be found.
 
2014-04-10 01:15:13 PM  
unfarkingbelievable:

What about moose farts? They must be ear-splitting and quite the knockout.

We call that "Trumpeting"
img.fark.net
It feels great.
 
2014-04-10 01:16:54 PM  
TheShavingofOccam123:

We had camels in Arizona for a long time. Supposedly, there was a big red male that lived for decades, running around looking for a mate or a buddy. None to be found.

That's the most depressing post I've seen on FARK today.  Poor fella.
 
2014-04-10 01:18:09 PM  
I think I read some where that kangaroo guts do not contain methane-producing bacteria. So I see no reason why camels might not be methane-free.

Not CO2 free, of course. Or water-free. But the point is moot.

I go read now.
 
2014-04-10 01:21:22 PM  
www.macleans.ca
 
2014-04-10 01:22:25 PM  

brantgoose: I think I read some where that kangaroo guts do not contain methane-producing bacteria. So I see no reason why camels might not be methane-free.

Not CO2 free, of course. Or water-free. But the point is moot.

I go read now.


And this is why this is a study worth performing. We have a good grasp on most of the carbon and methane cycle, but we can reduce the error bars the more we know. Plus, there are some movements afoot to try to move to camel meat and milk as a more environmentally friendly substitute for cows. If they produce as much methane as cows, or less methane but more on a pound of meat/liter of milk basis, it's not worth it.
 
2014-04-10 01:22:48 PM  
Only if the camels are hot to begin with... And usually their toes turn me off.
 
2014-04-10 01:23:10 PM  

MooseBayou: TheShavingofOccam123:

We had camels in Arizona for a long time. Supposedly, there was a big red male that lived for decades, running around looking for a mate or a buddy. None to be found.

That's the most depressing post I've seen on FARK today.  Poor fella.


I know. Pretty sad, especially if you believe the stories about his cargo...

http://arizonaoddities.com/2010/03/the-legend-of-red-ghost/
 
2014-04-10 01:23:31 PM  
Meh, all the camel farts in the world wouldn't equal the flatulence of just one chili cookoff.
 
2014-04-10 01:23:45 PM  
god damn muslims
 
2014-04-10 01:26:53 PM  
Subby seems like a camel fart denier, string him up
 
2014-04-10 01:30:55 PM  
i527.photobucket.com
 
2014-04-10 01:31:19 PM  
www.somegif.com
 
2014-04-10 01:33:51 PM  
www.inhabitat.com

Science, biatches! Humanity will survive the Methane Apocalypse.
 
2014-04-10 01:34:31 PM  

Joe Blowme: Subby seems like a camel fart denier, string him up


He might just be a skeptic, ya know.
 
2014-04-10 01:37:34 PM  

TheShavingofOccam123: MooseBayou: TheShavingofOccam123:

We had camels in Arizona for a long time. Supposedly, there was a big red male that lived for decades, running around looking for a mate or a buddy. None to be found.

That's the most depressing post I've seen on FARK today.  Poor fella.

I know. Pretty sad, especially if you believe the stories about his cargo...

http://arizonaoddities.com/2010/03/the-legend-of-red-ghost/


That is an outstanding frontier tale.  Wow.
 
2014-04-10 01:39:12 PM  
TheShavingofOccam123:

We had camels in Arizona for a long time. Supposedly, there was a big red male that lived for decades, running around looking for a mate or a buddy. None to be found.

What his Fark handle?
 
2014-04-10 01:39:29 PM  
Shouldn't this have been posted on humpday?
 
2014-04-10 01:39:49 PM  
's
 
2014-04-10 01:41:39 PM  

MooseBayou: unfarkingbelievable:

What about moose farts? They must be ear-splitting and quite the knockout.

We call that "Trumpeting"
[img.fark.net image 256x197]
It feels great.


For you or the moose?
 
2014-04-10 01:41:55 PM  
Always wondered why the guy just didn't ride a mile on a camel to get to the camel. Must be the farts.

img.fark.net
 
2014-04-10 01:44:43 PM  
They call that biogas now.  You just gotta suck the farts up and use for energy!
 
2014-04-10 01:45:53 PM  
More toe, less farts.
 
2014-04-10 01:47:14 PM  
No plan for frat boys, though.

/obscure: source of Booger's sound effect?
 
2014-04-10 01:49:55 PM  
Subby has obviously never ridden in a camel cart before ...

img.fark.net
 
2014-04-10 01:51:58 PM  
Chart Time?

wattsupwiththat.files.wordpress.com
 
2014-04-10 01:52:29 PM  
I just ripped one that raised sea level by half an inch.
 
2014-04-10 01:53:51 PM  

BizarreMan: Probably not as much as cow farts because the number of camels is much less than the number of cows.


You could combine both of those and it wouldn't anywhere near people farts. Remember, global warming is caused by man.
 
2014-04-10 01:54:44 PM  

cgraves67: I just ripped one that raised sea level by half an inch.


You monster!

/unleashed the Kraken?
 
2014-04-10 01:56:32 PM  

Ned Stark: Farting is carbon neutral.


It might be carbon neutral but methane is about 1000x more IR-active than CO2 so converting CO2 to CH4 would actually make things worse - although it's obviously very dependent on just how much CO2 is being converted to CH4.

/That's assuming I've remembered the relative numbers correctly too
 
2014-04-10 01:56:45 PM  

BizarreMan: Probably not as much as cow farts because the number of camels is much less than the number of cows.


Maybe the Sahara and Australia is filled with vast herds of camels, all hiding.  Soon...
 
2014-04-10 01:57:04 PM  

MooseBayou: TheShavingofOccam123:

We had camels in Arizona for a long time. Supposedly, there was a big red male that lived for decades, running around looking for a mate or a buddy. None to be found.

That's the most depressing post I've seen on FARK today.  Poor fella.


That's really very sad.
 
2014-04-10 01:57:11 PM  

GungFu: [www.inhabitat.com image 537x358]

Science, biatches! Humanity will survive the Methane Apocalypse.


I... ok. I'm intrigued. What's happening there?
 
2014-04-10 01:59:43 PM  
Every lawn in America.
 Every golf course.
Every industrial lawn.
 Each and every time you mow it, you put that grass somewhere. You can't feed it to animals. It goes somewhere and becomes methane. We just never collect it.

Imagine if there was a drop off for grass clippings, dog poo notwithstanding, in every community. where it got dropped into a methane harvester and the gas was bottled and the mulch returned to the donors,  Prorated by weight donated. . . and you got back some prime mulch for your usage.

too logical. too clean
too smart
 
2014-04-10 02:01:54 PM  

ElLoco: GungFu: [www.inhabitat.com image 537x358]

Science, biatches! Humanity will survive the Methane Apocalypse.

I... ok. I'm intrigued. What's happening there?


Well, I could shove my head up a cows ass to find out, but I'd rather just trust the picture.
 
2014-04-10 02:02:18 PM  
Do NOT feed the camels Beef-a-reeno

26.media.tumblr.com


/Rusty!
 
2014-04-10 02:04:23 PM  

vudukungfu: Every lawn in America.
 Every golf course.
Every industrial lawn.
 Each and every time you mow it, you put that grass somewhere. You can't feed it to animals. It goes somewhere and becomes methane. We just never collect it.

Imagine if there was a drop off for grass clippings, dog poo notwithstanding, in every community. where it got dropped into a methane harvester and the gas was bottled and the mulch returned to the donors,  Prorated by weight donated. . . and you got back some prime mulch for your usage.

too logical. too clean
too smart


HEY!  Our university built a biodigester 2 years ago.  Bastard stinks like all hell.
 
2014-04-10 02:06:22 PM  
becausemollysaidso.files.wordpress.com
 
2014-04-10 02:07:24 PM  
i527.photobucket.com
 
2014-04-10 02:11:14 PM  

HighZoolander: MooseBayou: unfarkingbelievable:

What about moose farts? They must be ear-splitting and quite the knockout.

We call that "Trumpeting"
[img.fark.net image 256x197]
It feels great.

For you or the moose?


Yes.
 
2014-04-10 02:11:48 PM  

blatz514: HEY!  Our university built a biodigester 2 years ago.  Bastard stinks like all hell.


Are they collecting all the clippings from the median strips being mowed?
/doing it wrong.
//also, it shouldn't smell
///Perhaps someone who already knows how to run one should look into it, and I don't mean some lame assed prof who thinks he knows.
 
2014-04-10 02:11:51 PM  

All Latest: [i527.photobucket.com image 399x436]


queef?
 
2014-04-10 02:12:07 PM  

special20: More toe, less farts.


FEWER, Goddamnit!
 
2014-04-10 02:12:20 PM  

vudukungfu: Every lawn in America.
 Every golf course.
Every industrial lawn.
 Each and every time you mow it, you put that grass somewhere. You can't feed it to animals. It goes somewhere and becomes methane. We just never collect it.

Imagine if there was a drop off for grass clippings, dog poo notwithstanding, in every community. where it got dropped into a methane harvester and the gas was bottled and the mulch returned to the donors,  Prorated by weight donated. . . and you got back some prime mulch for your usage.

too logical. too clean
too smart


Some communities do have these types of composting programs.  Some start up companies are starting their own private initiatives - build biogas facility, go pick up vegetable waste from people for free, compost it, capture the fuel, sell the compost.  Everybody wins.  I watched a ted talk about it but apparently there have been many
 
2014-04-10 02:14:32 PM  
Pretty sure any animal farting is a mousefart in comparision to the greenhouse gases humans are belching out.

Oh well, guess they had to know for sure.
 
2014-04-10 02:20:48 PM  
Fools! Humans cause global warming!

2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-04-10 02:21:40 PM  

vudukungfu: Every lawn in America.
 Every golf course.
Every industrial lawn.
 Each and every time you mow it, you put that grass somewhere. You can't feed it to animals. It goes somewhere and becomes methane. We just never collect it.

Imagine if there was a drop off for grass clippings, dog poo notwithstanding, in every community. where it got dropped into a methane harvester and the gas was bottled and the mulch returned to the donors,  Prorated by weight donated. . . and you got back some prime mulch for your usage.

too logical. too clean
too smart


These dudes can help you with that
 
2014-04-10 02:22:19 PM  
www.badmovienite.com
 
2014-04-10 02:23:39 PM  

whidbey: Pretty sure any animal farting is a mousefart in comparision to the greenhouse gases humans are belching out.

Oh well, guess they had to know for sure.


But, you see, cattle are a human-produced source of greenhouse gases. To cattle, we are the Borg. Cattle are so domesticated that they serve no ecological purpose, but only to provide food and other products for humans. They can no longer exist in the wild and are 100% dependent on man for survival. There are some 1.5B cattle in the world and they produce a lot of methane and CO2. Maybe not as much as many of our other activities, but a significant amount.
 
2014-04-10 02:27:02 PM  

Carn: Some communities


some
 
2014-04-10 02:28:24 PM  
My 100 lb chocolate lab contributes greatly, I'm sure. When he rips one off, it smells like a truck stop with a Taco Bell in it exploded
 
2014-04-10 02:29:12 PM  
Yes but animals are carbon neutral because the CO2 they release come from plants that had taken the CO2 from the air in the first place.
 
2014-04-10 02:29:58 PM  
Camel farts are only a problem if a significant fraction of the yield is from fission.
 
2014-04-10 02:30:06 PM  

JackieRabbit: whidbey: Pretty sure any animal farting is a mousefart in comparision to the greenhouse gases humans are belching out.

Oh well, guess they had to know for sure.

But, you see, cattle are a human-produced source of greenhouse gases. To cattle, we are the Borg. Cattle are so domesticated that they serve no ecological purpose, but only to provide food and other products for humans. They can no longer exist in the wild and are 100% dependent on man for survival. There are some 1.5B cattle in the world and they produce a lot of methane and CO2. Maybe not as much as many of our other activities, but a significant amount.


Don't forget delicious
 
2014-04-10 02:31:33 PM  
I doubt it's as much as the British bean farts from yesterday's thread. Or the unmanaged cows of Indian, which shiat all over the place.
 
2014-04-10 02:34:30 PM  

vudukungfu: blatz514: HEY!  Our university built a biodigester 2 years ago.  Bastard stinks like all hell.

Are they collecting all the clippings from the median strips being mowed?
/doing it wrong.
//also, it shouldn't smell
///Perhaps someone who already knows how to run one should look into it, and I don't mean some lame assed prof who thinks he knows.


Clippings from the campus and all the shiat the city mows.  Plus, they burn all the discarded food from the commons.
 
2014-04-10 02:36:26 PM  

JackieRabbit: There are some 1.5B cattle in the world and they produce a lot of methane and CO2. Maybe not as much as many of our other activities, but a significant amount.


Oh I'm not doubting the need to regulate agricultural sources of greenhouse gases, but if someone's trying to use that as an argument to counter the emissions produced by cars and the burning of fossil fuels, they're going to sound silly.
 
2014-04-10 02:55:50 PM  

mark12A: Chart Time?

[wattsupwiththat.files.wordpress.com image 555x456]



Yowch. I haven't seen this one before, but your critical thinking alarms should be going off at this point. What should be immediately visible to someone with some background knowledge:

- comparing model runs which predict surface temperature with mid-tropospheric temperature is very misleading.
- not including any sort of error measurement for either data set or models completely ignores the range of values inherent in all three, rendering any judgement of meaningful differences between them impossible.
- setting a single point in time as a baseline makes an a priori assumption about the accuracy of the data at that one point, and would misleadingly increase any difference as this would conflate any sought-after potential difference with differences due to short-termvariability.

I know this is just an overview, but we can get more into any of these points if you're interested.


Whomever made that graph is trying to lie to you. It looks like it was made for a non-scientific audience and they seem to be assuming the intended audience wouldn't know any better. I suggest extreme caution in dealing with information from that source in future.
 
2014-04-10 02:59:31 PM  

JackieRabbit: But, you see, cattle are a human-produced source of greenhouse gases. To cattle, we are the Borg. Cattle are so domesticated that they serve no ecological purpose, but only to provide food and other products for humans. They can no longer exist in the wild and are 100% dependent on man for survival. There are some 1.5B cattle in the world and they produce a lot of methane and CO2. Maybe not as much as many of our other activities, but a significant amount.


You know how we know you're "talking through your ass"?

/fart puns rule!
 
2014-04-10 03:11:42 PM  
Have you learned nothing over the years, everything contributes to global warming.

And it MUST BE REGULATED
 
2014-04-10 03:19:59 PM  

vudukungfu: Carn: Some communities

some


*shrug* better than nothing I guess.  I have a compost pile and I've managed to recruit one friend into giving me her veggie scraps.  I'm trying to get more on board.
 
2014-04-10 03:22:47 PM  

Damnhippyfreak: mark12A: Chart Time?

[wattsupwiththat.files.wordpress.com image 555x456]


Yowch. I haven't seen this one before, but your critical thinking alarms should be going off at this point. What should be immediately visible to someone with some background knowledge:

- comparing model runs which predict surface temperature with mid-tropospheric temperature is very misleading.
- not including any sort of error measurement for either data set or models completely ignores the range of values inherent in all three, rendering any judgement of meaningful differences between them impossible.
- setting a single point in time as a baseline makes an a priori assumption about the accuracy of the data at that one point, and would misleadingly increase any difference as this would conflate any sought-after potential difference with differences due to short-termvariability.

I know this is just an overview, but we can get more into any of these points if you're interested.


Whomever made that graph is trying to lie to you. It looks like it was made for a non-scientific audience and they seem to be assuming the intended audience wouldn't know any better. I suggest extreme caution in dealing with information from that source in future.


Well, with a source like that, you don't even need to say it.
 
2014-04-10 03:26:36 PM  

mark12A: Chart Time?

[wattsupwiththat.files.wordpress.com image 555x456]


Do you mind providing the DOI of the peer reviewed paper that chart was published in?

I mean, it's not like you would use a bullshiat graphic from some whack-off denialist blog that relies on dishonest averaging together of different data types, a cherry-picked baseline, ignores all internal variability in the system, etc. to give the impression that models and obs are in disagreement, and imply that model sensitivity is too high, right?

I'm sure it doesn't have anything to do with the fact that actual model-obs comparisons using surface temperature data don't show anywhere near that level of divergence, right? And that obs are entirely consistent with mainstream estimates of climate sensitivity, right?

i.imgur.com

Observational data from Cowtan and Way, 2013. Climate model data from the CMIP5 project, via KNMI Climate Explorer.
Feel free to plot them yourself. I used a 60 month running mean to preserve decadal variability but keep the comparisons readable. Baseline is standard 1961-1990.
 
2014-04-10 03:37:43 PM  

MooseBayou: special20: More toe, less farts.

FEWER, Goddamnit!


I suppose you're more or fewer right about that grammar.
 
2014-04-10 03:38:32 PM  

Joe Blowme: JackieRabbit: whidbey: Pretty sure any animal farting is a mousefart in comparision to the greenhouse gases humans are belching out.

Oh well, guess they had to know for sure.

But, you see, cattle are a human-produced source of greenhouse gases. To cattle, we are the Borg. Cattle are so domesticated that they serve no ecological purpose, but only to provide food and other products for humans. They can no longer exist in the wild and are 100% dependent on man for survival. There are some 1.5B cattle in the world and they produce a lot of methane and CO2. Maybe not as much as many of our other activities, but a significant amount.

Don't forget delicious


But, of course....

whidbey: JackieRabbit: There are some 1.5B cattle in the world and they produce a lot of methane and CO2. Maybe not as much as many of our other activities, but a significant amount.

Oh I'm not doubting the need to regulate agricultural sources of greenhouse gases, but if someone's trying to use that as an argument to counter the emissions produced by cars and the burning of fossil fuels, they're going to sound silly.


I don't think anyone is trying to do that, but we must recognize that there is far more to our greenhouse emissions problem than just cars and fossil fuels. We almost never hear anything about rapid deforestation contributing to increased atmospheric CO2, but it is a major source, especially when that deforestation is by the slash and burn method.

Stone Meadow: You know how we know you're "talking through your ass"?

/fart puns rule!


I'm a ventriloquist!
 
2014-04-10 04:02:02 PM  

Jon Snow: mark12A: Chart Time?

[wattsupwiththat.files.wordpress.com image 555x456]

Do you mind providing the DOI of the peer reviewed paper that chart was published in?

I mean, it's not like you would use a bullshiat graphic from some whack-off denialist blog that relies on dishonest averaging together of different data types, a cherry-picked baseline, ignores all internal variability in the system, etc. to give the impression that models and obs are in disagreement, and imply that model sensitivity is too high, right?

I'm sure it doesn't have anything to do with the fact that actual model-obs comparisons using surface temperature data don't show anywhere near that level of divergence, right? And that obs are entirely consistent with mainstream estimates of climate sensitivity, right?

[i.imgur.com image 850x508]

Observational data from Cowtan and Way, 2013. Climate model data from the CMIP5 project, via KNMI Climate Explorer.
Feel free to plot them yourself. I used a 60 month running mean to preserve decadal variability but keep the comparisons readable. Baseline is standard 1961-1990.


You don't trust a chart from a website created and maintained by someone with only a high school diploma?!?  Elitist snob.
 
2014-04-10 05:16:28 PM  

Shakin_Haitian: Jon Snow: mark12A: Chart Time?

[wattsupwiththat.files.wordpress.com image 555x456]

Do you mind providing the DOI of the peer reviewed paper that chart was published in?

I mean, it's not like you would use a bullshiat graphic from some whack-off denialist blog that relies on dishonest averaging together of different data types, a cherry-picked baseline, ignores all internal variability in the system, etc. to give the impression that models and obs are in disagreement, and imply that model sensitivity is too high, right?

I'm sure it doesn't have anything to do with the fact that actual model-obs comparisons using surface temperature data don't show anywhere near that level of divergence, right? And that obs are entirely consistent with mainstream estimates of climate sensitivity, right?

[i.imgur.com image 850x508]

Observational data from Cowtan and Way, 2013. Climate model data from the CMIP5 project, via KNMI Climate Explorer.
Feel free to plot them yourself. I used a 60 month running mean to preserve decadal variability but keep the comparisons readable. Baseline is standard 1961-1990.

You don't trust a chart from a website created and maintained by someone with only a high school diploma?!?  Elitist snob.


I'm actually impressed that Anthony Watts has even a high school diploma. I wouldn't have guessed from his website.
 
2014-04-10 06:12:28 PM  

JackieRabbit: But, you see, cattle are a human-produced source of greenhouse gases. To cattle, we are the Borg an extremely effective mechanism for enabling cattle-reproduction.


Cows: most successful animal species on Earth as measured by biomass. We're just their puppets.
 
2014-04-10 06:21:16 PM  
No. Only Calf. Cows do; as we americans are expected to pay $100 bucks toward each cow's methane production; whilst China, India and everywhere else gets a Pres Clinton/ Pres Obama pass. So, or course the science doesn't make any sense; hell, it's only your money; not ALgore's.

/Don't piss off any volcanoes in Ecuador, Sicily or Japan; as they might just stop spewing gas!
//God/ god/ dog/ FSM needs to cough up his penalty payments for causing all this!
///No  Prescribed Burns as they cause too much pollution; but hell to pay when Yosemite or Yellowstone burns!
/V Time to Legalize Marijuana, because I wanna sue my pusher for lung cancer!
 
2014-04-10 07:07:00 PM  

Swampmaster: ALgore


*chug*
 
2014-04-10 07:14:05 PM  

Swampmaster: whilst China, India and everywhere else gets a Pres Clinton/ Pres Obama pass.


I wasn't aware Clinton and Obama could dictate what happens overseas. Also, I noticed you seem to be skipping over a president that was in office between Clinton and Obama.
 
2014-04-10 07:31:41 PM  
Did somebody say chart thread?

laterallineco.com
 
2014-04-10 08:26:39 PM  
Does something contribute to something that isn't happening? Probably not.
 
2014-04-10 08:35:18 PM  

Jon Snow: Baseline is standard 1961-1990


Way to cherrypick the baseline, hockey teamer.

Hide the hiatus.
 
2014-04-10 08:40:31 PM  

SevenizGud: Jon Snow: Baseline is standard 1961-1990

Way to cherrypick the baseline, hockey teamer.

Hide the hiatus.


Alright, I'm calling Poe's Law on his entire posting history. There is no way someone can be this deliberately ignorant after as long as he has been around.
 
2014-04-10 08:52:32 PM  

SevenizGud: Way to cherrypick the baseline, hockey teamer.


Because changing the baseline (i.e. adjusting all of the datasets up or down by the same amount) would do what exactly to the model-obs comparison? Go on, I'll wait.

SevenizGud: Hide the hiatus.


What a "hiatus" might look like:

i.imgur.com

i.imgur.com
 
2014-04-10 09:21:30 PM  

Jon Snow: What a "hiatus" might look like:


Wow, look at 1998. What an outlier!
 
2014-04-10 11:32:03 PM  
Global warming is so last millennial. It's now "climate change".
 
2014-04-11 01:53:32 AM  

SevenizGud: Jon Snow: Baseline is standard 1961-1990

Way to cherrypick the baseline, hockey teamer.

Hide the hiatus.


Dude, stop lying. All you ever do is shiat up threads with the same disinformation that you get called on posting EVERY FARKING SINGLE TIME.

Why you're not permabanned here is beyond me.
 
2014-04-11 02:25:27 AM  

SevenizGud: Jon Snow: What a "hiatus" might look like:

Wow, look at 1998. What an outlier!


It's not necessarily an outlier, but a relatively high value, which, as you well know, gives a misleading trend if you cherry-pick that period to start from.
 
2014-04-11 09:39:13 AM  

whidbey: Why you're not permabanned here is beyond me.


For the same reason you aren't banned for trolling nuclear power threads and Zafler isn't banned for trolling women's rights threads.

If we banned all the trolls, Fark would be a ghost town.

Only the trolls who ascend to the point of receiving their own M:TG summoners card get banned.
 
2014-04-11 09:39:46 AM  

SevenizGud: Way to cherrypick the baseline, hockey teamer.


Jon Snow: Because changing the baseline (i.e. adjusting all of the datasets up or down by the same amount) would do what exactly to the model-obs comparison? Go on, I'll wait.


Still waiting, champ...
 
2014-04-11 10:04:59 AM  

Feepit: whidbey: Why you're not permabanned here is beyond me.

For the same reason you aren't banned for trolling nuclear power threads and Zafler isn't banned for trolling women's rights threads.

If we banned all the trolls, Fark would be a ghost town.

Only the trolls who ascend to the point of receiving their own M:TG summoners card get banned.


No, you're wrong. No one is banned because there are no trolls on Fark. Duh.
 
2014-04-11 11:58:53 AM  

Feepit: Zafler isn't banned for trolling women's rights threads.


I, uh, what? When have I ever trolled women's rights threads?
 
2014-04-11 06:13:56 PM  
All I know is

Children round the world
put camelshiat on the walls
 
2014-04-11 06:15:59 PM  
also

Feepit: For the same reason you aren't banned for trolling nuclear power threads


except the difference is I provide good arguments why nuclear power is BS and your buddy there keeps derping the same graph over and over. Sorry you think they're the same thing.
 
2014-04-12 02:03:13 AM  
Methane is irrelevant.

wattsupwiththat.files.wordpress.com
 
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