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(Washington Post)   "The great part about it is, since squirrels don't have Internet access, they don't know that we're making fun of them," he said. "If they actually had access to the Internet, they would be angry"   (washingtonpost.com) divider line 33
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2014-04-10 08:53:47 AM
Right, like the shooting and eating them thing wouldn't take priority.  I imagine that if squirrels had any complex thoughts, the idea that we're making fun of them would be rather low on their list of suffering.
 
2014-04-10 08:56:58 AM
That's nuts.
 
2014-04-10 09:03:09 AM
Meh.  Call me when you can make them do the Harlem Shake.
 
2014-04-10 09:03:25 AM
Thank god cats can't read.
 
2014-04-10 09:04:56 AM

Random Anonymous Blackmail: Thank god cats can't read.


That's what they want you to think.
 
2014-04-10 09:05:00 AM

Diogenes: Meh.  Call me when you can make them do the Harlem Shake.


YouTube actually yields results
 
2014-04-10 09:05:13 AM

Diogenes: Meh.  Call me when you can make them do the Harlem Shake.


Ever see one hit a transformer?
 
2014-04-10 09:05:58 AM

Random Anonymous Blackmail: Thank god cats can't read.


They can, they just choose not to.
 
2014-04-10 09:08:18 AM

vudukungfu: Diogenes: Meh.  Call me when you can make them do the Harlem Shake.

Ever see one hit a transformer?


You almost produced nose coffee there.
 
2014-04-10 09:09:54 AM
i.imgur.com
/Squirrel boob feeder
 
2014-04-10 09:10:32 AM

dittybopper: Right, like the shooting and eating them thing wouldn't take priority.  I imagine that if squirrels had any complex thoughts, the idea that we're making fun of them would be rather low on their list of suffering.


I question whether you've seen a squirrel's ingenuity when it comes to acquiring food, if you don't think they have complex thoughts.
 
2014-04-10 09:10:36 AM
www.washingtonpost.com

Sammy Squirrel has updated his Facebook Photo
>>Fred Squirrel: Yo Sammy. That's nuts!
>>Sherri Squirrel: LOL. IM me
>> Samuel Squirrel Sr: Son, you really need to concentrate on your future. Potential employers will be looking at this page
>> Mrs. Samuels Squirrel Sr: Oh son. You don't know where that's been. Watch out for powerlines and those big things that move quickly where there's no grass.
 
2014-04-10 09:13:24 AM
yea, they don't have computers...now! But what about when they do  get them, Mr. Smugpants? there are scads of squirrels in my nabe, and frankly, I'm terrified.
 
2014-04-10 09:14:03 AM
img.fark.net

Maybe I'm still a little drunk from last night but I can't stop chuckling at this pic
 
2014-04-10 09:14:56 AM

Badgers: /Squirrel boob feeder


Strangely aroused...
 
2014-04-10 09:16:41 AM
Really? THATS the great part?
 
Skr
2014-04-10 09:17:13 AM
I admit my life was completely changed when I finally picked up my very own Horse Head Mask. I'm happy that the squirrels can share in the same life changing epiphany I had.
 
2014-04-10 09:22:12 AM

vudukungfu: Diogenes: Meh.  Call me when you can make them do the Harlem Shake.

Ever see one hit a transformer?


I have, and I always thought of that as the Humpty Dance.  Might be a generational thing.
 
2014-04-10 09:25:13 AM

fireclown: vudukungfu: Diogenes: Meh.  Call me when you can make them do the Harlem Shake.

Ever see one hit a transformer?

I have, and I always thought of that as the Humpty Dance.  Might be a generational thing.


The generation before you thought it was the shing a ling.
 
2014-04-10 09:25:26 AM

Gleeman: Badgers: /Squirrel boob feeder

Strangely aroused...


I don't think there's anything too strange about wanting to stick your nuts between some tits. You just have to ask first.
 
2014-04-10 09:27:35 AM
upload.wikimedia.org

Beware their queen
 
2014-04-10 09:29:00 AM

FirstNationalBastard: fireclown: vudukungfu: Diogenes: Meh.  Call me when you can make them do the Harlem Shake.

Ever see one hit a transformer?

I have, and I always thought of that as the Humpty Dance.  Might be a generational thing.

The generation before you thought it was the shing a ling.


Further back is, I think, the HuckaBuck.
 
2014-04-10 09:29:07 AM
Based on Facebook and Twitter I naturally assume squirrels already had Internet access.
 
2014-04-10 09:37:19 AM

Pangea: dittybopper: Right, like the shooting and eating them thing wouldn't take priority.  I imagine that if squirrels had any complex thoughts, the idea that we're making fun of them would be rather low on their list of suffering.

I question whether you've seen a squirrel's ingenuity when it comes to acquiring food, if you don't think they have complex thoughts.


Oh, I've spent many a cold morning in the woods, watching them as they wake up and start their daily search for food.  It's actually kind of fun, though at times I've cursed them under my breath as they chitter a warning cry when they spot me.  Not that they have to worry about me, but the deer who do may well recognize that the squirrels are unhappy about something and avoid the area.

And note I said "complex thoughts".   Foraging for food doesn't take a high degree of intelligence.  And squirrels fall right about at the average for mammals in their encephalization quotient.
 
2014-04-10 09:40:43 AM
But they do have access to the Force.

img.photobucket.com
 
2014-04-10 09:43:33 AM
I prefer this feeder for squirrels:

img.fark.net

They destroy my house and garden.
 
2014-04-10 10:10:44 AM
I invented the Bird-Proof Squirrel Feeder.
The crows were eating the squirrels' french fries.
 
2014-04-10 10:27:02 AM

Betep: I invented the Bird-Proof Squirrel Feeder.
The crows were eating the squirrels' french fries.


My milkshake brings all the squirrels to the yard.
 
2014-04-10 10:33:48 AM
Somewhere in New Jersey, in an old oak tree

Squirrel (pouring over lost cellphone): ( Chitter, chitter, chitter, chitter)

Translation: This is an outrage! First we kill all the dogs, then we crawl up their legs and bite their nuts!

Squirrel is a very concise, high-speed language. That's why they sound like somebody has been fiddling with the play-back speed.
 
2014-04-10 10:50:15 AM

dittybopper: Right, like the shooting and eating them thing wouldn't take priority.  I imagine that if squirrels had any complex thoughts, the idea that we're making fun of them would be rather low on their list of suffering.


i.imgur.com
 
2014-04-10 11:43:24 AM

brantgoose: Squirrel is a very concise, high-speed language. That's why they sound like somebody has been fiddling with the play-back speed.



What talking to squirrels might look like.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ub2xiuZqn70
 
2014-04-10 04:01:54 PM
An angry squirrel? Inconceivable!
 
2014-04-11 07:52:52 AM
We're getting there...
 
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