TK-593: Any word on when they're going to return all of these stolen artifacts to Egypt?
brantgoose: NEVER!Egyptian terrorists keep attacking tourists, the climate is terrible, the food is worse, it's like a Karl Pilkington nightmare spread out over several days or weeks rather than 22 minutes.It's a shame we looted the world but I think it is for the best that we keep most of the loot because there's no fecking way you can trust the descendants of the people who created all this great stuff to take care of it. Herculaneum-Pompei is crumbling due to neglect by the Italian government, Athens has smog that dissolves East German cars for lunch, Turkey is prone to massive earthquakes and it's only a matter of time before we lose the Santa Sophia, and Egypt just plain sucks as a tourist destination.Best to leave things alone--the natives can keep what we didn't find or couldn't cart off and we"ll keep the rest.
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