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2014-04-10 12:03:19 AM
i43.servimg.com
 
2014-04-10 12:23:42 AM
Why? Your Mom still puts on the red light, doesn't she?
 
2014-04-10 12:24:19 AM
He's tantric about his shutting up so this could take a while.
 
2014-04-10 01:25:12 AM
Haha! Love it subby!
 
2014-04-10 01:46:21 AM
and let's hope the Russians love their children too ... oops, too relevant
 
2014-04-10 01:49:04 AM
I hope that some one gets my
I hope that some one gets my
I hope that some one gets my
I hope that some one gets my
I hope that some one gets my
I hope that some one gets my

/ad nausium
 
2014-04-10 01:51:41 AM
I hate to say it.  I hate to say...  but it's probably me...
 
2014-04-10 01:52:00 AM
Sadly, the first thing I thought when I read that headline: no more orcs.
 
2014-04-10 01:54:45 AM
Are you kidding? This will only encourage bottle throwers.

Srsly. I bet a good filter of the gyres would find a load of messages.
 
2014-04-10 01:58:49 AM
It was probably in the moat of the fortress around his heart...
 
2014-04-10 02:00:39 AM
Did the police get involved?
 
2014-04-10 02:04:39 AM
So awesome that the great Grand daughter's name was Roxanne
 
2014-04-10 02:13:28 AM
It's like synchronicity or something.
 
2014-04-10 02:17:44 AM
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaadmins... Why'd you give this headline the greenlight?
 
2014-04-10 02:18:55 AM

Flragnararch: I hope that some one gets my
I hope that some one gets my
I hope that some one gets my
I hope that some one gets my
I hope that some one gets my
I hope that some one gets my

/ad nausium


De Do Do Do, De Da Da Da
De Do Do Do, De Da Da Da
De Do Do Do, De Da Da Da
De Do Do Do, De Da Da Da
De Do Do Do, De Da Da Da

Don't stand, don't stand, don't stand so close to me
Don't stand, don't stand, don't stand so close to me
Don't stand, don't stand, don't stand so close to me
Don't stand, don't stand, don't stand so close to me
Don't stand, don't stand, don't stand so close to me
 
2014-04-10 02:24:41 AM
So happy that he can't stop crying
 
2014-04-10 02:28:15 AM
Classic.
 
2014-04-10 02:28:49 AM

wildcardjack: Are you kidding? This will only encourage bottle throwers.

Maybe Bono will find one of those and he'll shut the hell up too

George Carlin was right about singers with only one name

 
2014-04-10 02:32:08 AM

Lord Farkwad: Flragnararch: I hope that some one gets my
I hope that some one gets my
I hope that some one gets my
I hope that some one gets my
I hope that some one gets my
I hope that some one gets my

/ad nausium

De Do Do Do, De Da Da Da
De Do Do Do, De Da Da Da
De Do Do Do, De Da Da Da
De Do Do Do, De Da Da Da
De Do Do Do, De Da Da Da

Don't stand, don't stand, don't stand so close to me
Don't stand, don't stand, don't stand so close to me
Don't stand, don't stand, don't stand so close to me
Don't stand, don't stand, don't stand so close to me
Don't stand, don't stand, don't stand so close to me


I can't, I can't, I can't stand losing
I can't, I can't, I can't stand losing
I can't, I can't, I can't stand losing
I can't, I can't, I can't stand losing
I can't, I can't, I can't stand losing
 
2014-04-10 02:33:15 AM
In his defense, men go crazy in congregation, but they only get better, one by one.
 
2014-04-10 02:34:37 AM

Elmo Jones: In his defense, men go crazy in congregation, but they only get better, one by one.


I should have known this right from the start.
 
2014-04-10 02:36:11 AM

Yes this is dog: Did the police get involved?


No, they're too busy chasing after outlandos d'amour.
 
2014-04-10 02:36:35 AM
Okay! I promise not to stand so close to him next time! Sheesh.
 
2014-04-10 02:39:51 AM

ZMugg: Lord Farkwad: Flragnararch: I hope that some one gets my
I hope that some one gets my
I hope that some one gets my
I hope that some one gets my
I hope that some one gets my
I hope that some one gets my

/ad nausium

De Do Do Do, De Da Da Da
De Do Do Do, De Da Da Da
De Do Do Do, De Da Da Da
De Do Do Do, De Da Da Da
De Do Do Do, De Da Da Da

Don't stand, don't stand, don't stand so close to me
Don't stand, don't stand, don't stand so close to me
Don't stand, don't stand, don't stand so close to me
Don't stand, don't stand, don't stand so close to me
Don't stand, don't stand, don't stand so close to me

I can't, I can't, I can't stand losing
I can't, I can't, I can't stand losing
I can't, I can't, I can't stand losing
I can't, I can't, I can't stand losing
I can't, I can't, I can't stand losing


I'm sending out an SOS
I'm sending out an SOS
I'm sending out an SOS
I'm sending out an SOS

/obscure?
//where's that sarcasm font?
 
2014-04-10 02:41:25 AM
Keep it up...
 
2014-04-10 02:42:53 AM

Faarkieboy: Keep it up...


I'll send an SOS to the world
I hope that someone gets my
Message in the bottle
Woah/Yeah
 
2014-04-10 02:51:51 AM
You farkers have ruined listening to The Police for me.
You farkers have ruined listening to The Police for me.
You farkers have ruined listening to The Police for me.
You farkers have ruined listening to The Police for me.

Every song is the same thing over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over.  And over.  And over.

Damnit.
 
2014-04-10 03:05:52 AM
He woke up this morning and something had changed. Like a room in his house had just been rearranged.
 
2014-04-10 03:39:19 AM
+eleventy for the headline
- a gazillion for the bad, baaaaad Police-related-posts afterward.
 
2014-04-10 03:49:50 AM

davidphogan: ZMugg: Lord Farkwad: Flragnararch: I hope that some one gets my
I hope that some one gets my
I hope that some one gets my
I hope that some one gets my
I hope that some one gets my
I hope that some one gets my

/ad nausium

De Do Do Do, De Da Da Da
De Do Do Do, De Da Da Da
De Do Do Do, De Da Da Da
De Do Do Do, De Da Da Da
De Do Do Do, De Da Da Da

Don't stand, don't stand, don't stand so close to me
Don't stand, don't stand, don't stand so close to me
Don't stand, don't stand, don't stand so close to me
Don't stand, don't stand, don't stand so close to me
Don't stand, don't stand, don't stand so close to me

I can't, I can't, I can't stand losing
I can't, I can't, I can't stand losing
I can't, I can't, I can't stand losing
I can't, I can't, I can't stand losing
I can't, I can't, I can't stand losing

I'm sending out an SOS
I'm sending out an SOS
I'm sending out an SOS
I'm sending out an SOS


Ok you guys -
Put on the red light
Put on the red light
Put on the red light
Put on the red light
Put on the red light
 
2014-04-10 03:51:23 AM
Actually, I haven't thought about that Sting song.... ahem, that The Police song in years.
You must live in a secluded non-updated radio place.
 
2014-04-10 03:55:24 AM
Hey there, mighty brontosaurus, don't you have a message in a bottle for us?
 
2014-04-10 03:55:55 AM
researchers were able to identify the author of the message as Richard Platz, the then 20-year-old son of a baker.

He sounds fat.
 
2014-04-10 04:25:21 AM
I was going to go to bed, but now that damn song is stuck in my head.  DAMMIT SUBBY!!!!!
 
2014-04-10 04:43:44 AM

Aboleth: He woke up this morning and something had changed. Like a room in his house had just been rearranged.


Would you be my girl, would you be my girl?
 
2014-04-10 04:45:52 AM

davidphogan: ZMugg: Lord Farkwad: Flragnararch: I hope that some one gets my
I hope that some one gets my
I hope that some one gets my
I hope that some one gets my
I hope that some one gets my
I hope that some one gets my

/ad nausium

De Do Do Do, De Da Da Da
De Do Do Do, De Da Da Da
De Do Do Do, De Da Da Da
De Do Do Do, De Da Da Da
De Do Do Do, De Da Da Da

Don't stand, don't stand, don't stand so close to me
Don't stand, don't stand, don't stand so close to me
Don't stand, don't stand, don't stand so close to me
Don't stand, don't stand, don't stand so close to me
Don't stand, don't stand, don't stand so close to me

I can't, I can't, I can't stand losing
I can't, I can't, I can't stand losing
I can't, I can't, I can't stand losing
I can't, I can't, I can't stand losing
I can't, I can't, I can't stand losing

I'm sending out an SOS
I'm sending out an SOS
I'm sending out an SOS
I'm sending out an SOS

/obscure?
//where's that sarcasm font?


I'm sorry.   I can't hear anything at all above the din of my Rice Crispies.  Perhaps you could try shouting?
 
2014-04-10 06:02:27 AM
Giant steps are what you take
Walking on the moon
I hope my legs don't break
Walking on the moon
We could walk forever
Walking on the moon
We could live together
Walking on, walking on the moon

/Got nutin..but almost..
 
2014-04-10 07:08:37 AM

burning22001: Giant steps are what you take
Walking on the moon
I hope my legs don't break
Walking on the moon
We could walk forever
Walking on the moon
We could live together
Walking on, walking on the moon

/Got nutin..but almost..


Oh mighty brontosaurus hope you have a message for us
 
2014-04-10 07:10:26 AM
Oh my God
 
2014-04-10 07:17:52 AM
Every single day
Every word you say
Every game you play
Every night you stay
I'll be watching you
 
2014-04-10 07:58:51 AM

Triumph: davidphogan: ZMugg: Lord Farkwad: Flragnararch: I hope that some one gets my
I hope that some one gets my
I hope that some one gets my
I hope that some one gets my
I hope that some one gets my
I hope that some one gets my

/ad nausium

De Do Do Do, De Da Da Da
De Do Do Do, De Da Da Da
De Do Do Do, De Da Da Da
De Do Do Do, De Da Da Da
De Do Do Do, De Da Da Da

Don't stand, don't stand, don't stand so close to me
Don't stand, don't stand, don't stand so close to me
Don't stand, don't stand, don't stand so close to me
Don't stand, don't stand, don't stand so close to me
Don't stand, don't stand, don't stand so close to me

I can't, I can't, I can't stand losing
I can't, I can't, I can't stand losing
I can't, I can't, I can't stand losing
I can't, I can't, I can't stand losing
I can't, I can't, I can't stand losing

I'm sending out an SOS
I'm sending out an SOS
I'm sending out an SOS
I'm sending out an SOS

Ok you guys -
Put on the red light
Put on the red light
Put on the red light
Put on the red light
Put on the red light


Eee ooh!
Eee ooh!
Eee ooh!
Eee ooh!
Eee ooh!
/etc.
 
2014-04-10 08:08:19 AM
Tea in the Sahara with you
Tea in the Sahara with you
Tea in the Sahara with you
Tea in the Sahara with yooooooooou
 
2014-04-10 08:13:35 AM

Loneman1: I was going to go to bed, but now that damn song is stuck in my head.  DAMMIT SUBBY!!!!!


Was the bed was too big without you?
 
2014-04-10 08:18:45 AM

JonnyBGoode: Triumph: davidphogan: ZMugg: Lord Farkwad: Flragnararch: I hope that some one gets my
I hope that some one gets my
I hope that some one gets my
I hope that some one gets my
I hope that some one gets my
I hope that some one gets my

/ad nausium

De Do Do Do, De Da Da Da
De Do Do Do, De Da Da Da
De Do Do Do, De Da Da Da
De Do Do Do, De Da Da Da
De Do Do Do, De Da Da Da

Don't stand, don't stand, don't stand so close to me
Don't stand, don't stand, don't stand so close to me
Don't stand, don't stand, don't stand so close to me
Don't stand, don't stand, don't stand so close to me
Don't stand, don't stand, don't stand so close to me

I can't, I can't, I can't stand losing
I can't, I can't, I can't stand losing
I can't, I can't, I can't stand losing
I can't, I can't, I can't stand losing
I can't, I can't, I can't stand losing

I'm sending out an SOS
I'm sending out an SOS
I'm sending out an SOS
I'm sending out an SOS

Ok you guys -
Put on the red light
Put on the red light
Put on the red light
Put on the red light
Put on the red light

Eee ooh!
Eee ooh!
Eee ooh!
Eee ooh!
Eee ooh!
/etc.


So lonely
So lonely
So lonely
So lonely
So lonely
So lonely
So lonely
So lonely
So lonely
So lonely
So lonely
So lonely

(guitar solo)

So lonely
So lonely
So lonely
So lonely
So lonely
So lonely
So lonely

I feel low
I feel so
Feel so low
I feel low, low
I feel low, low, low
I feel low, low, low
I feel low, low, low
I feel low, low, low
I feel low, low, low
Low, I feel low
I feel low
I feel low
I feel so lonely
I feel so lonely
I feel so lonely, lonely, lonely, lone
Lonely, lone
I feel so alone, yeah

It's like the neural net from "no quack" fame just lost its dictionary and is relearning how to use words. Starting with that one.
 
2014-04-10 08:34:03 AM
Would you prefer this?

Well the telephone is ringing,
Is that my mother on the phone?
Telephone is ringing,
Is that my mother on the phone?
The telephone is screaming,
Won't she leave me alone?
The telephone is ringing,
Is that my mother on the phone?

Well every girl that I go out with
Becomes my mother in the end.
Every girl I go out with
Becomes my mother in the end.
Well I hear my mother calling,
But I don't need her as a friend.
Well every girl I go out with
Becomes my mother in the end.

Oh, Oh mother
Oh mother dear please listen
And don't devour me.
Oh mother dear please listen
Don't devour me.
Oh women please have mercy
Let this poor boy be.
Oh mother dear please listen
And don't devour me.
Oh mother......

Well the telephone is ringing
Is that my mother on the phone?
Telephone is ringing
Is that my mother on the phone?

Oh mother
 
2014-04-10 08:36:07 AM
I'm kind of getting a kick because I'm currently listening to Sting's Songs from the Labyrinth.  I actually recommend it.
 
2014-04-10 08:37:17 AM
Also

/oblig
 
2014-04-10 08:38:00 AM
img.fark.net

/oops
//still oblig
 
2014-04-10 08:40:11 AM
Did they find it at the bottom of a dark Scottish loch?
 
2014-04-10 08:46:01 AM

Farkingwhatever: Actually, I haven't thought about that Sting song.... ahem, that The Police song in years.
You must live in a secluded non-updated radio place.


As I pulled into work this morning, it came on the radio. I had to sit and listen to the whole thing.
/Sending out an S.O.S.
//Sending out an S.O.S.
///etc.
 
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