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(KLTV Tyler)   Hide yo g-strings, hide yo grannies, cuz the Lingerie Looter is taking everybody's panties   (kltv.com) divider line 41
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2681 clicks; posted to Main » on 10 Apr 2014 at 4:11 AM (37 weeks ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2014-04-10 04:17:41 AM  
m.quickmeme.com
 
2014-04-10 04:19:20 AM  
Some G-strings, especially for the "older" set, I think should have some kind of shoulder straps with them. I've mentioned that to my wife about her thongs, she was not amused.
 
2014-04-10 04:21:03 AM  
It seems funny until she gets raped and suddenly they stop reporting it
 
2014-04-10 04:33:23 AM  
This is bad. This offender isn't afraid of going into houses. Maybe he knocks beforehand, to make sure no one's home, but he probably carries a weapon with him. All it'll take is one person to be home at the wrong time, and it'll escalate from fetish thefts to rape, and then to prevent identification - murder. They gotta catch this guy.
 
2014-04-10 04:36:50 AM  

Sullyville: This is bad. This offender isn't afraid of going into houses. Maybe he knocks beforehand, to make sure no one's home, but he probably carries a weapon with him. All it'll take is one person to be home at the wrong time, and it'll escalate from fetish thefts to rape, and then to prevent identification - murder. They gotta catch this guy.


He's fool enough to be doing this in a state where folk don't fark around with intruders. Hopefully someone will put a hole through his chest before there's any unpleasantness.
 
2014-04-10 04:39:47 AM  
If he wants them, he'll have to prise them from between my cold, dead cheeks...
 
2014-04-10 04:58:06 AM  

robohobo: Sullyville: This is bad. This offender isn't afraid of going into houses. Maybe he knocks beforehand, to make sure no one's home, but he probably carries a weapon with him. All it'll take is one person to be home at the wrong time, and it'll escalate from fetish thefts to rape, and then to prevent identification - murder. They gotta catch this guy.

He's fool enough to be doing this in a state where folk don't fark around with intruders. Hopefully someone will put a hole through his chest before there's any unpleasantness.


www.jokeload.com
 
2014-04-10 05:08:37 AM  
encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com

I feel so old...
 
2014-04-10 05:18:17 AM  
Great.... Now I have the mental image of my granny in a thong.

/fark you subby. Fark you.
 
2014-04-10 05:21:35 AM  
 
2014-04-10 05:23:24 AM  
Creepy.
 
2014-04-10 05:31:44 AM  
i763.photobucket.com
 
2014-04-10 06:03:19 AM  
im sure the police will sniff him out
 
2014-04-10 06:14:25 AM  

Danger Avoid Death: robohobo: Sullyville: This is bad. This offender isn't afraid of going into houses. Maybe he knocks beforehand, to make sure no one's home, but he probably carries a weapon with him. All it'll take is one person to be home at the wrong time, and it'll escalate from fetish thefts to rape, and then to prevent identification - murder. They gotta catch this guy.

He's fool enough to be doing this in a state where folk don't fark around with intruders. Hopefully someone will put a hole through his chest before there's any unpleasantness.

[www.jokeload.com image 464x327]


I'm not that familiar with guns......but that girl has to be tiny or that gun is fairly large......

/the media would tell me it's an assault rifle
 
2014-04-10 06:24:16 AM  
I read the headline and immediately thought our beloved Lootie had branched out from Heineken.
 
2014-04-10 06:44:08 AM  

OhioUGrad: I'm not that familiar with guns......but that girl has to be tiny or that gun is fairly large......

/the media would tell me it's an assault rifle


It's obviously an AK 47. You need to watch more TV so you can know your weapons
 
2014-04-10 06:50:51 AM  
This story doesn't pass the sniff test.
 
2014-04-10 06:54:26 AM  
The panty thief thing is creepy.  However, not knowing exactly where his firearm was at the time is pretty irresponsible.  Oh, and before I get hammered, I'm a gun owner who always knows where mine are.
 
2014-04-10 06:59:17 AM  

SomeCallMeTim: OhioUGrad: I'm not that familiar with guns......but that girl has to be tiny or that gun is fairly large......

/the media would tell me it's an assault rifle

It's obviously an AK 47. You need to watch more TV so you can know your weapons


You're wrong - it's an AK-74.
You can tell from the clip
 
2014-04-10 06:59:34 AM  

Badafuco: [i763.photobucket.com image 480x360]


I thought of that 70's show too but more when Kelso was stealing Donna's panties to add to his collection.
 
2014-04-10 07:02:21 AM  
Took me over a decade, but may I just don't think I like this place anymore......

......aw fark, I'll check the site tomorrow.....dammit.
 
2014-04-10 07:45:22 AM  
If this man was just stealing panties off an outside clothesline, he would becalled in our colourful Australian slang a "snowdropper."

///Also an Aussie band I haven't heard yet

http://thebeast.com.au/arts/the-snowdroppers-stealing-women%E2%80%99 s- panties/#
 
2014-04-10 07:56:12 AM  
You know what would be really surprising and farked up?

 If it turned out a woman was doing this.
 
2014-04-10 08:01:43 AM  
jelloslug.com
 
2014-04-10 08:05:03 AM  

OhioUGrad: I'm not that familiar with guns......but that girl has to be tiny or that gun is fairly large......


Photoshop lesson 3: Scale

/Geez, is she like, 10 or something?
//Have a seat over there, Mr. NRA
 
2014-04-10 08:18:35 AM  
planetivy.com
 
2014-04-10 08:19:21 AM  
Arnold Layne
had a strange
hobby
 
2014-04-10 08:27:21 AM  
Are they sure it's not just a cat burglar?
 
2014-04-10 08:42:01 AM  

Ex-Texan: Some G-strings, especially for the "older" set, I think should have some kind of shoulder straps with them. I've mentioned that to my wife about her thongs, she was not amused.


Yeah, there's a mud-flaps joke there somewhere.
 
2014-04-10 08:57:03 AM  
How about a seal wearing a G-string?
img.fark.net
 
2014-04-10 09:00:00 AM  
Happened in TX, eh.  I would guess he either had done time in that jail known for making male inmates wear pink underwear, or wants to.
 
2014-04-10 09:15:48 AM  

Hoblit: Arnold Layne
had a strange
hobby


Emily tries but misunderstands, ah ooh
She often inclined to borrow somebody's panties till tomorrow
 
2014-04-10 09:31:39 AM  

Hoblit: Arnold Layne
had a strange
hobby


I was getting scared, I made it through the first few comments without seeing this, and thought I may have to be the one to do it.
 
2014-04-10 10:25:51 AM  
This guy may be recreating the quilt made by Frank Zappa.
 
2014-04-10 10:34:24 AM  

Sullyville: This is bad. This offender isn't afraid of going into houses. Maybe he knocks beforehand, to make sure no one's home, but he probably carries a weapon with him. All it'll take is one person to be home at the wrong time, and it'll escalate from fetish thefts to rape, and then to prevent identification - murder. They gotta catch this guy.


No kidding... Russell Williams, the (former) base commander of CFB Trenton and one of Canada's sickest farks, did exactly this, though the rape and murder were premeditated.  But he got his start stealing personal items from women, including his future assault & murder victims.
 
2014-04-10 12:05:53 PM  
mimg.ugo.com
We're... on... a... panty raid!!!
 
2014-04-10 12:36:18 PM  

6655321: This guy may be recreating the quilt made by Frank Zappa.


Jazz Discharge Party Hats?

My mind went straight to Michael Moxley, but that's a different perversion.
 
2014-04-10 12:50:19 PM  
Step 3: Profit!
 
2014-04-10 01:18:31 PM  
I would check with that nice man George, the news agent on the corner.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PuwjT36fkOo
 
2014-04-10 01:51:51 PM  
Illinois Panty Bandit. I heard he's on the loose.
 
2014-04-10 02:23:21 PM  
4.bp.blogspot.com
It was the Wet Panty Bandits!
 
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