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(News 13 Orlando)   11 children injured after hit and run driver crashes into car, sends it into Orlando day care center   (mynews13.com) divider line 56
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2014-04-09 05:25:41 PM  
Jesus CHRIST! O_O
 
2014-04-09 05:26:59 PM  
Damn... it's a bad day to be a kid
 
2014-04-09 05:30:41 PM  
a silver or gray Dodge Durango or some kind of pick-up

You want to vague that up for us?

KinderCare is a franchise day care center that offers day care programs for children as young as six weeks old, and before and after school programs for children between five and 12 years old.

Thanks for that one, Captain Obvious...
 
2014-04-09 07:34:52 PM  
We should ban assault cars.
 
2014-04-09 07:35:58 PM  
Another responsible car owner. Nothing to see here.
 
2014-04-09 07:37:14 PM  
Update: one of the children died. I cannot imagine.
 
2014-04-09 07:38:49 PM  
Anyone got a photo of "Robert Corchado", since the article was rather lacking?
 
2014-04-09 07:39:44 PM  
If only the children had had cars, this never would've happened.
 
2014-04-09 07:40:10 PM  
http://www.kindercare.com/our-centers/winter-park/fl/300920/

On the plus side, their open house on the 15th will be a little more open.

/Not only on the flight to hell, I'm the pilot.
 
2014-04-09 07:40:11 PM  
LOL, squished Florida kids.
 
2014-04-09 07:42:43 PM  
At last, a case where the scary tag, truly trumped the Florida tag
 
2014-04-09 07:43:05 PM  
Will someone please think of the children?
 
2014-04-09 07:44:47 PM  
Bet the parents will sue the daycare for not having car-proof walls.
 
2014-04-09 07:45:19 PM  
All kidding aside, I hope they catch this farker, looks like he's trying to flee the country
 
2014-04-09 07:47:53 PM  

SordidEuphemism: Anyone got a photo of "Robert Corchado", since the article was rather lacking?


This article has a crappy picture of him in the side bar.  There are reports he has been spotted at Orlando International Airport.
  Also, the Durango was apparently stolen.
 
2014-04-09 07:47:58 PM  
I know that it's a huge Durango, but how do you get up enough speed to ram and push another car through a wall into the building?  Looks like a small parking lot.  I take it the dumbass was bath salt wasted or otherwise Floridating.
 
2014-04-09 07:51:06 PM  

iheartscotch: We should ban assault cars.


They're called tanks, jackhole, and they're already banned.
 
2014-04-09 07:51:10 PM  
 
2014-04-09 07:55:05 PM  
I bet he's in the country legally too.
 
2014-04-09 07:57:03 PM  

hammettman: I know that it's a huge Durango, but how do you get up enough speed to ram and push another car through a wall into the building?  Looks like a small parking lot.  I take it the dumbass was bath salt wasted or otherwise Floridating.


Probably was speeding, weaving between lanes, and cut off an unfortunate driver.
 
2014-04-09 07:59:10 PM  
did Fark reach the Florida tag quota for the day?
 
2014-04-09 08:02:07 PM  
Eight people were taken to Arnold Palmer Hospital

The adults were admitted to the iced tea wing, while the children were admitted to the lemonade wing.  Glad this happened near such a versatile hospital.
 
2014-04-09 08:08:14 PM  

Rhino_man: iheartscotch: We should ban assault cars.

They're called tanks, jackhole, and they're already banned.


Are you not entertained?
 
2014-04-09 08:15:21 PM  
I am saddened by the callousness on display in this thread towards the injury and death of these children.

While it's one thing to make fun of people who deserve ridicule, these kids are innocent victims. This is a tragedy, especially so for the parents of the child who died.
 
2014-04-09 08:17:27 PM  

laughin: I bet he's in the country legally too.


Time to play "Spot the Racist"! I found one!
 
2014-04-09 08:23:35 PM  

CraicBaby: laughin: I bet he's in the country legally too.

Time to play "Spot the Racist"! I found one!


Oh gosh darn it, you blew my cover.
 
2014-04-09 08:30:53 PM  

Cerebral Knievel: At last, a case where the scary tag, truly trumped the Florida tag


Nothing ever trumps the Florida tag.
 
2014-04-09 08:31:04 PM  
This wouldn't have happened if the kids also had cars...
 
2014-04-09 08:31:50 PM  
Damn... it's a bad day to be a kid. Even worse, it's still Florida.
Used to live in Winter Park. Across the street from the Dubdsdread golf course.
 
2014-04-09 08:33:25 PM  

AverageAmericanGuy: I am saddened by the callousness on display in this thread towards the injury and death of these children.

While it's one thing to make fun of people who deserve ridicule, these kids are innocent victims. This is a tragedy, especially so for the parents of the child who died.


I'm pregnant.  Don't try so hard next time.
 
2014-04-09 08:37:42 PM  
Arnold Palmer Hospital confirms one young girl has died of injuries suffered from a crash into a day care center in Winter Park

Sounds like the driver made a hole in one.
 
2014-04-09 08:38:47 PM  

Marcus Aurelius: Arnold Palmer Hospital confirms one young girl has died of injuries suffered from a crash into a day care center in Winter Park

Sounds like the driver made a hole in one.


Didn't you read TFA? It took 14 hits
 
2014-04-09 08:43:02 PM  

CraicBaby: laughin: I bet he's in the country legally too.

Time to play "Spot the Racist"! I found one!


To be fair, the guy doesn't appear to be in this universe legally.
 
2014-04-09 08:59:57 PM  
Caucausoid, Negroid, mongoloid, which one was he again? Salvadoran, Honduran? Those aren't races. Try reading a book some time. I remeber once in Texas, people calling me a racist for wanting to get insurance  info after their car hit mine. Ha, Mexican roots partially reside in the Canary Islands, making them Caucasoid.  Do not confuse race with ethnicity. Just as if goinf g to school for 12 years doesn't guarantee you a diploma.
 
2014-04-09 09:06:46 PM  

Ex-Texan: Caucausoid, Negroid, mongoloid, which one was he again? Salvadoran, Honduran? Those aren't races. Try reading a book some time. I remeber once in Texas, people calling me a racist for wanting to get insurance  info after their car hit mine. Ha, Mexican roots partially reside in the Canary Islands, making them Caucasoid.  Do not confuse race with ethnicity. Just as if goinf g to school for 12 years doesn't guarantee you a diploma.


You sound like a Mexican.
 
2014-04-09 09:09:03 PM  

Ex-Texan: Caucausoid, Negroid, mongoloid, which one was he again? Salvadoran, Honduran? Those aren't races. Try reading a book some time. I remeber once in Texas, people calling me a racist for wanting to get insurance  info after their car hit mine. Ha, Mexican roots partially reside in the Canary Islands, making them Caucasoid.  Do not confuse race with ethnicity. Just as if goinf g to school for 12 years doesn't guarantee you a diploma.


What the hell did I just read?
 
2014-04-09 09:10:08 PM  

zarker: Ex-Texan: Caucausoid, Negroid, mongoloid, which one was he again? Salvadoran, Honduran? Those aren't races. Try reading a book some time. I remeber once in Texas, people calling me a racist for wanting to get insurance  info after their car hit mine. Ha, Mexican roots partially reside in the Canary Islands, making them Caucasoid.  Do not confuse race with ethnicity. Just as if goinf g to school for 12 years doesn't guarantee you a diploma.

You sound like a Mexican.


Because you said that, I read the comment with a heavily Mexican accent.
 
2014-04-09 09:13:59 PM  
Well at least they still have that enrollment sign up, with the new openings and all...
 
2014-04-09 09:15:56 PM  
OMFG  .... no words....just saddness and rage at the asshat who caused this.
 
2014-04-09 09:17:48 PM  

Ex-Texan: Caucausoid, Negroid, mongoloid, which one was he again? Salvadoran, Honduran? Those aren't races. Try reading a book some time. I remeber once in Texas, people calling me a racist for wanting to get insurance  info after their car hit mine. Ha, Mexican roots partially reside in the Canary Islands, making them Caucasoid.  Do not confuse race with ethnicity. Just as if goinf g to school for 12 years doesn't guarantee you a diploma.


Wait a sec... Mexicans are Russians?
 
2014-04-09 09:20:34 PM  

Rising_Zan_Samurai_Gunman: And here's more info about the person of interest.

http://www.wesh.com/news/fatal-hitandrun-day-care-suspect-has-crimin al -past-records-show/25404452


Wow, so a complete piece of shait.

//This would be a perfect time for that stand your ground crap to kick in for someone lucky enough to cross paths with him...
 
2014-04-09 09:35:53 PM  

italie: Rising_Zan_Samurai_Gunman: And here's more info about the person of interest.

http://www.wesh.com/news/fatal-hitandrun-day-care-suspect-has-crimin al -past-records-show/25404452

Wow, so a complete piece of shait.

//This would be a perfect time for that stand your ground crap to kick in for someone lucky enough to cross paths with him...


Jessie Jackson calls your comment racist and shennigans.
 
2014-04-09 09:39:52 PM  

Misconduc: italie: Rising_Zan_Samurai_Gunman: And here's more info about the person of interest.

http://www.wesh.com/news/fatal-hitandrun-day-care-suspect-has-crimin al -past-records-show/25404452

Wow, so a complete piece of shait.

//This would be a perfect time for that stand your ground crap to kick in for someone lucky enough to cross paths with him...

Jessie Jackson calls your comment racist and shennigans.


If being labeled a racist by Jesse Jackson is all it takes to get this guy off the streets, I'm OK with that.
 
2014-04-09 09:54:53 PM  
Kindercare Child Storage Facility
 
2014-04-09 10:33:20 PM  
I love this thread, I love Fark, this is why I come here.  Aisle seats for all of you!

/leaves satisfied
//pasta
///what's the movie?
 
2014-04-09 10:33:25 PM  
Wow, not to diminish the pain to the children and their parents, but can you imagine how the driver that got bounced into the daycare feels like now? Probably going to have some PTSD or something, blaming himself.
 
2014-04-09 11:36:10 PM  

MechaPyx: Cerebral Knievel: At last, a case where the scary tag, truly trumped the Florida tag

Nothing ever trumps the Florida tag.


Agreed.  This is unusually weird with the extent he is trying to escape an crash.

Rising_Zan_Samurai_Gunman: SordidEuphemism: Anyone got a photo of "Robert Corchado", since the article was rather lacking?

This article has a crappy picture of him in the side bar.  There are reports he has been spotted at Orlando International Airport.
  Also, the Durango was apparently stolen.


Neither article said anything about the SUV being stolen.  He ditched the truck at a friend's house, partially under a carport.  Sounds like he wanted to fix the damage himself quietly while the heat blows over.  Someone told him the cops found the truck and he likely fled.  If the truck was stolen, it would've been ditched somewhere away from witnesses, and not a friend's house.  I don't think anyone is that amateur.
 
2014-04-10 12:19:38 AM  
I used to work at Arnold Palmer and would trust those crazy cynical bastards with my own life (it is strictly a hospital for kids and the only level 1 trauma center in orlando).

Sad story all around.
 
2014-04-10 12:31:54 AM  
It is imperative we pass Legislation that bans all daycares. The people demand it!
 
2014-04-10 04:49:49 AM  

Warthog: AverageAmericanGuy: I am saddened by the callousness on display in this thread towards the injury and death of these children.

While it's one thing to make fun of people who deserve ridicule, these kids are innocent victims. This is a tragedy, especially so for the parents of the child who died.

I'm pregnant.  Don't try so hard next time.


Yeah, whatever. Being pregnant is not the same thing as having a kid. It's just a fetus, you know? That makes you sick and uncomfortable. There is a big difference to how I reacted to these sorts of articles since having a kid versus just being pregnant.
 
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