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(Talking Points Memo)   Mike Huckabee: Men hunt and fish together. Women go to the bathroom together   (talkingpointsmemo.com) divider line 204
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2014-04-09 05:43:07 PM  
one of the reasons we lose battles we should win is because we wait to see whether or not the crowd is going to be with us.

There are a lot of things that have cost the GOP votes lately, but I don't think being too tentative in voicing opinions they haven't thoroughly vetted for broad appeal is one of them.
 
2014-04-09 05:45:04 PM  
Unless we're talking airport men's room
 
2014-04-09 05:47:36 PM  
Faith and Freedom Coalition?  You couldn't squeeze "Family" in anywhere?

Why do you hate families?
 
2014-04-09 05:48:18 PM  
True and true.

But juxtapose those 2 and have them come out of the mouth of a funderpmentalist in an atmosphere where any Republican statement that casts the speaker as even slightly anti-women/gay/non-white, and the liberal media treats it like a cross burning.

/not defending some of the facepalm-inducing crap recently, but come on, this one is mountain-out-of-molehill territory
 
2014-04-09 05:51:41 PM  
one of the reasons we lose battles we should win is because we wait to see whether or not the crowd is going to be with us.

Please Huckabee, speak up.  Drive yourself and the rest of the fundies out of the GOP faster.
 
2014-04-09 06:04:12 PM  
What's the deal with airplan food?
 
2014-04-09 06:04:41 PM  
I can tell you this much: if I ever say, 'I have to go to the restroom' and some guy says, 'I'll go with you,' he ain't goin' with me. That much I know.

Nice anti-gay "joke" there, too.

So, GOP - how's that minority outreach working out for you?
 
2014-04-09 06:04:52 PM  
Awww...building a consensus is too hard!  Why don't you take a nap, tough guy?  You look tired.
 
2014-04-09 06:13:55 PM  
What a child. These people expect to be treated as adults, much less leaders? I guess they have the below 100 IQ crowd all wrapped up, but I'm not sure all their voting bloc understands how to read a ballot.
 
2014-04-09 06:29:12 PM  
I've never been hunting or fishing with another dude. I have been in a bathroom with a girl though.
 
2014-04-09 06:30:40 PM  

Benevolent Misanthrope: I can tell you this much: if I ever say, 'I have to go to the restroom' and some guy says, 'I'll go with you,' he ain't goin' with me. That much I know.

Nice anti-gay "joke" there, too.

So, GOP - how's that minority outreach working out for you?


I don't think anybody was insinuating that women go to the bathroom together for a lesbian quickie, so you may be jumping to conclusions if you're assuming homophobia has anything to do with him not wanting his friends to gossip with him while he's taking a dump.
 
2014-04-09 06:34:23 PM  

Mugato: I've never been hunting or fishing with another dude. I have been in a bathroom with a girl though.


I've been fishing with men and women. Never been hunting. And I've been in lots of women's bathrooms.


That may have come out wrong.
 
2014-04-09 06:34:48 PM  
Hey, I know Kathie!

Hello Kathie!
 
2014-04-09 06:36:21 PM  

Chris Ween: Mugato: I've never been hunting or fishing with another dude. I have been in a bathroom with a girl though.

I've been fishing with men and women. Never been hunting. And I've been in lots of women's bathrooms.


That may have come out wrong.



We don't judge.
 
2014-04-09 06:37:26 PM  

Mugato: I've never been hunting or fishing with another dude. I have been in a bathroom with a girl though.


I've been fishing with lots of men and women. I've hunted with my dad. The times I've been in bathrooms with girls though, that's where you learn to be a man.
 
2014-04-09 06:50:55 PM  
Considering that the experience of being in the same bathroom as Huckabee when he goes to drop a deuce is probably comparable to being in a busy London morgue during The Blitz, I'm not shocked that no one tags along when he heads to the can.
 
2014-04-09 07:09:31 PM  
Obviously Huckabee has never been to NJ or seen a bear -- bears can do all that.

img.fark.net
 
2014-04-09 07:11:23 PM  
Mike hunt

/Fishsticks
 
2014-04-09 07:11:43 PM  
Way to piss off a lot of outdoor loving women Mike.

What an asshole.
 
2014-04-09 07:11:52 PM  
Keep that outreach coming, GOP jerkbags.
 
2014-04-09 07:13:22 PM  
So glad I got out of Arkansas before this throwback was elected.
 
2014-04-09 07:15:49 PM  
I actually met Mike Huckabee once. The man is essentially a marshmallow in an expensive suit. He's nice enough face to face when you're not talking about his idiotic political or religious ideas, but I couldn't help but come away from the experience thinking he was a very smart man who tries very hard to be very dumb.

But, then, I've met dangerously smart people who were able to act like that on purpose, so I really can't honestly tell if he's as dull-witted as he seems or if he's perfectly aware of the stupid things he says and the reaction it gets and he does it on purpose.
 
2014-04-09 07:17:17 PM  
Oh .... fishing. I need to go get my glasses because I've been reading it as "fisting".


/where are those damned glasses
 
2014-04-09 07:20:23 PM  
what about fishing in the bathroom?
 
2014-04-09 07:20:43 PM  
You know how men often have no farking idea what is going on until their wives or girlfriends tell them? That's because we actually talk to each other instead of running around shooting things. And we listen and ask questions. When we go to the bathroom together it's because we want to compare notes. And that's the kind of work that builds families and takes care of people. We know who is sick, who is pregnant, who is divorcing, who has been showing signs of dementia, who needs a hot home cooked meal.

Huckabee can plant his sexist lips on my lady peach and learn some humility.
 
2014-04-09 07:21:16 PM  

Yaw String: Oh .... fishing. I need to go get my glasses because I've been reading it as "fisting".


Oh, sure, men do that in groups, too... but you need to buy a lot of expensive fisting supplies down at the 'bate shop.
 
2014-04-09 07:22:16 PM  
Do men beat dogs to death together too?
 
2014-04-09 07:23:50 PM  

ginandbacon: You know how men often have no farking idea what is going on until their wives or girlfriends tell them? That's because we actually talk to each other instead of running around shooting things. And we listen and ask questions. When we go to the bathroom together it's because we want to compare notes. And that's the kind of work that builds families and takes care of people. We know who is sick, who is pregnant, who is divorcing, who has been showing signs of dementia, who needs a hot home cooked meal.

Huckabee can plant his sexist lips on my lady peach and learn some humility.


We do that while running around shooting things.  Cheney let the whole world know when he went out hunting,
 
2014-04-09 07:26:31 PM  

Benevolent Misanthrope: I can tell you this much: if I ever say, 'I have to go to the restroom' and some guy says, 'I'll go with you,' he ain't goin' with me. That much I know.

Nice anti-gay "joke" there, too.


You're really over-reading that.  I read it not as a dig at gays, but at gender differences.  He's joking that women enjoy chatting, but men just want to silently crap and get out of there as soon as possible.
 
2014-04-09 07:26:44 PM  

Mugato: I've never been hunting or fishing with another dude. I have been in a bathroom with a girl though.


Blumpkin?
 
2014-04-09 07:26:58 PM  
www.amnation.com

What a family of active, outdoorsmen may look like.
 
2014-04-09 07:28:13 PM  

ginandbacon: You know how men often have no farking idea what is going on until their wives or girlfriends tell them? That's because we actually talk to each other instead of running around shooting things. And we listen and ask questions. When we go to the bathroom together it's because we want to compare notes. And that's the kind of work that builds families and takes care of people. We know who is sick, who is pregnant, who is divorcing, who has been showing signs of dementia, who needs a hot home cooked meal.

Huckabee can plant his sexist lips on my lady peach and learn some humility.


Yeah, nothing sexist about this comment. w.t.f.
 
2014-04-09 07:29:54 PM  

Sgt Otter: [www.amnation.com image 343x306]

What a family of active, outdoorsmen may look like.


I do hope that is posted at awkwardfamilyphotos.com.
 
2014-04-09 07:29:55 PM  

Sgt Otter: [www.amnation.com image 343x306]

What a family of active, outdoorsmen may look like.


To be fair there is no shortage of fat hunters and fishermen.
 
2014-04-09 07:31:05 PM  
thats funny, cause all the conservative women i know actually like hunting and fishing. Yet, they'll still probably defend this asshat
 
2014-04-09 07:32:20 PM  
This is kinda like attempting to take a 'white guys go like dootdootdoot while black are all like beedeedeeedeeboopbedeebeee' type commedian at face value, and then further using that to dissect racial issues.

At the same time, we aren't expected to take bad commedians seriously, nor vote for them, either, so...yah.
 
2014-04-09 07:37:16 PM  
Larry Craig unav----


MaudlinMutantMollusk: Unless we're talking airport men's room


Dammit.
 
2014-04-09 07:37:32 PM  
He's right. There is that.
 
2014-04-09 07:39:44 PM  
He must have a very shallow life.
 
2014-04-09 07:42:33 PM  

rnld: He must have a very shallow life.


I expect people who say things like that only learn about life from TV and other people.
 
2014-04-09 07:45:42 PM  

ginandbacon: You know how men often have no farking idea what is going on until their wives or girlfriends tell them? That's because we actually talk to each other instead of running around shooting things. And we listen and ask questions. When we go to the bathroom together it's because we want to compare notes. And that's the kind of work that builds families and takes care of people. We know who is sick, who is pregnant, who is divorcing, who has been showing signs of dementia, who needs a hot home cooked meal.

Huckabee can plant his sexist lips on my lady peach and learn some humility.


You act as if men actually care about any of those things.  Sounds excruciating to be so worried about other people's problems. Actually, it sounds like the gossip mill.  So, save the male bashing for the choir (i.e., the same group of people you travel to the bathroom with).

Reminds me of a scene in Talladega Nights:
RICKY BOBBY: Hey. I lost my license. That's why I'm on the bus. I'm delivering pizzas.
MAN ON BUS: MOTHERfarkER, what makes you think I care? SHUT THE fark UP!!
RICKY BOBBY: I was just telling 'cause-- Like I said, I lost my license. I've been having a lot of problems lately.
MAN ON BUS: Problems? I don't wanna hear about your damn problems. Everybody got problems! My mama got problems. She just lost her leg. My cousin Pookie just lost a testicle. My dog just threw up somebody's finger. That's a problem!
RICKY BOBBY: I really regret opening my mouth and talking to you.
 
2014-04-09 07:46:39 PM  

Benevolent Misanthrope: I can tell you this much: if I ever say, 'I have to go to the restroom' and some guy says, 'I'll go with you,' he ain't goin' with me. That much I know.

Nice anti-gay "joke" there, too.

So, GOP - how's that minority outreach working out for you?


They don't need to do minority outreach. Just ban them from voting so we can return to the good old days.
 
2014-04-09 07:47:50 PM  

ginandbacon: You know how men often have no farking idea what is going on until their wives or girlfriends tell them? That's because we actually talk to each other instead of running around shooting things. And we listen and ask questions. When we go to the bathroom together it's because we want to compare notes. And that's the kind of work that builds families and takes care of people. We know who is sick, who is pregnant, who is divorcing, who has been showing signs of dementia, who needs a hot home cooked meal.

Huckabee can plant his sexist lips on my lady peach and learn some humility.


I am in the mood for sone "humility"
 
2014-04-09 07:48:59 PM  

Captain Dan: Benevolent Misanthrope: I can tell you this much: if I ever say, 'I have to go to the restroom' and some guy says, 'I'll go with you,' he ain't goin' with me. That much I know.

Nice anti-gay "joke" there, too.

You're really over-reading that.  I read it not as a dig at gays, but at gender differences.  He's joking that women enjoy chatting, but men just want to silently crap and get out of there as soon as possible.


Real men aren't scared shiatless of a bathroom conversation.

It was absolutely an anti-gay dig.
 
2014-04-09 07:52:55 PM  
Good Christ, just how tone deaf can these people be? There are two simple rules the Republicans should follow when talking about women:

1. Do not tell jokes about women. It's not that people will misinterpret what you say. It's that they will understand exactly what you're saying. We all know you look down on women. Stop reminding us.
2. When asked a question about women's issues, look around frantically for the nearest exit, make an inane excuse, and bolt from the room. Believe me, that will leave a better impression than whatever clueless, misogynist bullshiat you would otherwise blurt out.

Jews should not attempt to be professional basketball players (although there was a time when we dominated the sport). Republicans should not attempt to attract women voters. Instead, play up the religious aspect and concentrate on encouraging your male supporters to bully their wives into voting Republican.
 
2014-04-09 07:53:23 PM  
Wow, Fark can sure as hell make an Everest out of nothing.
 
2014-04-09 07:53:39 PM  
I am thinking that if men's bathrooms had things like couches, potted plants, etc...you know, a more congenial decor as seen in women's restrooms frequently....we'd probably just piss on them.
 
2014-04-09 07:55:00 PM  

Dr Jack Badofsky: Wow, Fark can sure as hell make an Everest out of nothing.


It's not "nothing" to point out how utterly clueless and tone-deaf a guy that wanted to be President of the United States talks.

If you nodded in agreement with his statement, I'm guessing you're as dumb as he is.
 
2014-04-09 07:57:38 PM  

Sgt Otter: [www.amnation.com image 343x306]

What a family of active, outdoorsmen may look like.


Someone with photoshop skills faceswap that awesome dog onto all of them.
 
2014-04-09 07:58:19 PM  

Dr Jack Badofsky: Wow, Fark can sure as hell make an Everest out of nothing an ant hill.



FTFY

/you just wait til you hear the repercussions for your nonchalance
 
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