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(Fire Rescue 1)   "Lighting a mattress on fire" may indeed cure your boredom, and "being a minor" might get you out of the first degree murder of a rescuer   ( divider line
    More: Followup, The Rescuers, Dennis Guerra, first-degree murders, Coney Island, N.Y.P.D., police officers, brightness, Benevolent Association  
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2014-04-09 07:42:12 PM  
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first degree murder

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2014-04-09 07:26:06 PM  
1 vote:
Why indoors? Idiot.
Why are police approaching a fire? Idiots.
2014-04-09 07:15:12 PM  
1 vote:
It doesn't matter how much money a person has, how smart someone is, or what they look like. There's always that guy who is completely captivated by fire.

Although this person was stupid//
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