That was very noble of the reporter to sacrifice himself this way. That's job dedication!

To save others from having to look it up:

30000 JPY = $284

That does sound like a bargain, though I don't know what the going rate is for a party bus like that... I've had to ride Greyhound a few times and I don't recall the orgy section. But, now that I recall seeing the other passengers... ***shudders***

We need more of this in the US.

And yet, their porn can't show genitals.

What a great article to celebrate my 25th link approved.

Thanks Drew and the other Admins for making this all possible.

and you thought movie theater floors were sticky

How many condoms did he have? Sounds like only 4, unless it was multiple times with each girl.

That's Dan is a great name for a magazine.

He chartered a bus, staffed it with hookers from the pink trade, solicited male participants, and then proceeded to run two-hour circuits of the city's while the male and female passengers emulated the same rush-hour crush they undergo on the morning commuter trains --- while completely naked and horizontal.


Such writing...

Shouldn't reporter have been in quotes too?

Bumpersticker on bus: If this bus is a rockin', don't bother knockin'.

Once again, NO PICS!

/frustated orgy-bus loving individual

what, no tag?

can u say.. Bangbus??

/sorry

/gets a freakin bus pass

That's Dan - for all your orgy bus coverage needs

Can some farker with more time on his hands please find out what "That's Dan" is all about? I really want to know the subject of this magazine.

she was tonguing his wand with a practiced technique that, he recognized, had almost certainly been acquired during her employment at one of the city's notorious pink salons.

Best. Line. Ever

Must....move....to....Japan.

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Damn, you beat me to it.

If I ever go to Tokyo that is the first thing I am doing!

/as long I don't get on a short bus by accident, mom let's me strap the helmet on all by myself

Virtually all of the customers went through three condoms in the course of the two-hour tour. When the driver announced through the PA system that the bus was nearing its final destination, the girls formed a straight line, bent forward, exposing their backsides, and invited the male customers to mount them from behind and get in one last good bang for their bucks.

damn

wib
I believe it was over a 2 hour period.

I....

I....

Never mind.

BUT WAIT!! Who's pulling the train??!!??

To say I'm speechless would be a lie.

I'm laughing my ass off.

And I'm all for that kind of transportation in this country.

Oh no, there goes Tokyo, blow blow Godzirra

This reporter must be one hell of a poon hound if he can tell whether or not a woman's oral technique was aquired while working as a hooker.

the use of the word wand cracked me up...

I want to get lassoed by that vehicle.

i was just IN toyko last month! how could i not have known about this??

of course, i would have wanted a bus full of hot japanese guys instead, but still. it's the principle of the thing.

Burn_The_Plows -
"i'd hit it!" - old and busted
"i'd lasso it!" - new hotness

Can you get it "Nishi Kawaguchi Style"?

mass transit authority run by Personal Undercover Nookie Transit Authority. Beats MARTA anytime....

Get on to the bus
That's gonna take you back to Beelzebub
Get on to the bus
That's gonna make you stop going rub a dub

Your words burn the air
Like the names of candy bars
Your mouth is cold and red
All in rings around your
Laugh laughing laughs

It's a grind grind
It's a grind
It's a grind grind

I'll scratch you raw
L'etat c'est moi
I drink the drink
And I'm wall to wall
I absorb trust like a love rhombus
I feel I must elucidate
I ate the chump with guile
Quadrilateral I was
Now I warp like a smile

Yellow no. 5
Yellow no. 5, 5, 5

Voulez-vous the bus?

"I'm turning Japanese I think I'm turning Japanese I really think so...der der der der der der der"

Bumper sticker on the bus:

"Ass, ass or ass- no one rides free"

already been said once but I'll say it again....
all aboard the BANG BUS

a great addition to the halls of porndom.

that was Soul Coughing, by the way

Ohhh, so this is the elusive Sex Truck.

"This is asian reporter Tricia Takanawa inside the orgy bus"

/family guy

After promptly doffing his duds, the reporter made the acquaintance of a smiling young female and within a few minutes of departure she was tonguing his wand with a practiced technique that, he recognized, had almost certainly been acquired during her employment at one of the city's notorious pink salons.



Now that's one hell of an undercover job. Must be a perk.