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(Sports Illustrated)   AJ Hawk: "I now pronounce you husband and wife. You may sack the bride"   (mmqb.si.com) divider line 17
    More: Cool, A.J. Hawk, Green Bay, Jake Plummer, rehearsal dinner, Pat Tillman, Bob Weir, Lambeau Field, linebacker  
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2014-04-09 04:18:56 PM  
Did you know that AJ Hawk is married to Brady Quinn's sister?

Let's go to her reaction in the stands....
 
2014-04-09 04:20:23 PM  
not in front of everyone.  no one wants to see that.
 
2014-04-09 05:16:13 PM  
www.lyssabeths.com

I officiated two weddings myself. The first was for one of my best friends on Marquette Mountain, MI. The second was for a friend of their family who was on his deathbed (they cleaned him up and got him upright) and wanted to marry the woman that held his hand while he withered away. Both were touching moments. It's not hard to do really. Some may think it's a little gimmicky, but they and I don't.
 
2014-04-09 05:56:45 PM  

Donnchadha: Did you know that AJ Hawk is married to Brady Quinn's sister?


Did you know that Jerome Bettis is from Detroit?
 
2014-04-09 06:07:41 PM  
It's about time AJ Hawk got to be someone's blushing bride.  It's also nice that apparently he got himself a groom that can actually sack someone, god knows he needs all the help he can get in that area.
 
2014-04-09 06:43:57 PM  

ltr77: It's about time AJ Hawk got to be someone's blushing bride.  It's also nice that apparently he got himself a groom that can actually sack someone, god knows he needs all the help he can get in that area.


...he actually did not have a bad season
 
2014-04-09 07:50:00 PM  
So he also cured cancer right after this right?

I mean WTF else would I care if an average football player got an on-line minister's license and performed a marriage for two people I will never know?

Stupid story results in stupid headline.
 
2014-04-09 07:58:29 PM  

Donnchadha: Did you know that AJ Hawk is married to Brady Quinn's sister?

Let's go to her reaction in the stands....


I came here to mention this, and also watch video of her taking his punk-ass down.

/now he's done
 
2014-04-09 08:06:13 PM  
He probably tackled the bride five yards AFTER it would have made a difference. Thanks AJ. /don't actually think he's terrible.
 
2014-04-09 08:15:47 PM  
Surprised there hasn't ben a thread about moving the Pro Bowl to Phoenix next year
 
2014-04-09 08:20:58 PM  

neuroflare: Surprised there hasn't ben a thread about moving the Pro Bowl to Phoenix next year


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2014-04-09 08:42:40 PM  
My ex-wife used to tutor him in Math in high school (Centerville HS, Ohio)... Not really relevant... but.. yeah.
 
2014-04-09 08:46:05 PM  
Did he and Rodgers make it official?
 
2014-04-09 09:09:11 PM  
Coach: Be ye a reverend Linebacker!

Defensive linemen: Shai-hulud!
 
2014-04-10 07:46:03 AM  
you get a drink on the way into the hall.

All weddings should be like this.

/I farking hate weddings
//not the act but the boring ceremonies
///married in Vegas
 
2014-04-10 12:35:22 PM  
This is why I like the ability in Colorado to self-solemnize vows so you don't have to turn to brain-concussed idiots who got their ministerin licenses from godtroll.com to make it official.
 
2014-04-10 02:33:46 PM  
OregonVet: I officiated two weddings myself. The first was for one of my best friends on Marquette Mountain, MI.

Used to ride up Mqt Mtn on the bike. Even in the good ol' days of being in shape, it was a lung screaming - legs burning effort... loved every second of it.
 
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