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(NJ.com)   Great news, everyone. We've solved bullying in schools. A guy dressed as shark told kids not to do it anymore   (nj.com) divider line 82
    More: Cool, bayonne, bullying, community schools, elementary schools, percentiles  
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2014-04-09 01:57:42 PM  
southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com
 
2014-04-09 02:13:09 PM  
southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com
 
2014-04-09 02:19:37 PM  
Did he have a fricking laser beam on his head?
 
2014-04-09 02:34:44 PM  
tvmedia.ign.com
 
2014-04-09 02:39:50 PM  
Well, if a talking shark says it...


...


...actually if I saw a talking shark, I'd go get some professional psychiatric help
 
2014-04-09 02:40:19 PM  
Sharks are bullies though. They bite people in half and tear off their arms and sh*t.
 
2014-04-09 02:53:15 PM  
no doubt as effective as Gary "the no trash" Cougar?
familyguycutaways.com
 
2014-04-09 03:04:39 PM  
Was this before or after he told everyone to suck his dick?
 
2014-04-09 03:04:44 PM  
Three kids then beat the crap out of him
 
2014-04-09 03:33:10 PM  
x1.fjcdn.com
Let's make bullying kill itself!
 
2014-04-09 03:34:54 PM  
"Candygram."
 
2014-04-09 03:35:14 PM  

cretinbob: [southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com image 480x360]


I'm way late.  Posting anyway.

i58.tinypic.com
 
2014-04-09 03:35:36 PM  
You're going to need a smaller boat.
 
2014-04-09 03:35:55 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2014-04-09 03:36:17 PM  
Don't be a bully or we're letting the landshark in?

Candygram
 
2014-04-09 03:36:22 PM  
/hopes it's Jabberjaws

* clicks *

//It wasn't Jabberjaws

Captain McFinn? :: sigh ::
 
2014-04-09 03:37:16 PM  
No Jabberjaw?
 
2014-04-09 03:37:30 PM  

fruitloop: Was this before or after he told everyone to suck his dick?


lindalouwho: "Candygram."


I see we're covered here.
 
2014-04-09 03:38:00 PM  
alivecampus.com
 
2014-04-09 03:38:12 PM  
That's great! We should definitely move forward with the plan for talking armadillos to tell kids not to do drugs, then.
 
2014-04-09 03:38:53 PM  
media0.giphy.com

Bravo. Well done.
 
2014-04-09 03:42:54 PM  

Thats_right_ALL_the_tea: That's great! We should definitely move forward with the plan for talking armadillos to tell kids not to do drugs, then.


Well, okay. But only if we can use and surgically alter real armadillos.
 
2014-04-09 03:43:55 PM  

Thats_right_ALL_the_tea: That's great! We should definitely move forward with the plan for talking armadillos to tell kids not to do drugs, then.


Not if they're wounded.
lh3.ggpht.com
Or carrying leprosy.
 
2014-04-09 03:44:48 PM  
Then it tells everyone to suck its dick?
 
2014-04-09 03:52:14 PM  

fruitloop: Was this before or after he told everyone to suck his dick?


FTA

imgick.nj.com

Looks like somebody obliged, judging by the look on his face.
 
2014-04-09 03:53:36 PM  
Bullying is a time-honored tradition. How will these snowflakes ever grow up without some adversity?

Tattling led to thin skin.
 
Bf+
2014-04-09 03:53:51 PM  
Subby: ...A guy dressed as shark told kids not to do it anymore
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...and then got his ass kicked.
 
2014-04-09 03:55:04 PM  
Snowflakes
Have
A
Ritlin
Kit
 
2014-04-09 03:57:25 PM  
imgick.nj.com

3 fat Clowns, a skeleton, and a shark walk into a bar..
 
2014-04-09 03:58:28 PM  
d13s5ta1qg2cax.cloudfront.net

New Jersey bullies got a little presentation, Chief. I was comin' back from third period PE - just finished showering--used Axe body spray. Eleven hundred kids sat in the auditorium.  My speech lasted 62 minutes.  I was in the shark suit for about half an hour.  You know how you know that when you're in an auditorium, Chief? You tell by listening to the principal drone on about how bullying is bad, blah blah blah.... What we didn't know was my zipper wasn't concealed.
 
2014-04-09 03:58:29 PM  
Bullying is banned? Does that mean what's his name gets to be CEO of Mozilla again?
 
2014-04-09 04:02:02 PM  
You know what? If it even stops one kid from bullying then good for CPT McFinn.
 
2014-04-09 04:03:00 PM  

Bf+: ...and then got his ass kicked.


Damn mexicans
 
2014-04-09 04:08:54 PM  
Let's make schools a bully free zone since that worked so well with guns and drugs, YAY.

/ personally, I think we should require small, weak children to attend a judo class. Also, we'd need some sort of Thunderdome procedure.

// TWO CROTCHFRUIT ENTER, ONE LEAVES
 
2014-04-09 04:13:03 PM  
I love mascots. There should be one for everything. We probably need a no-stab mascot now. Maybe Crabsy, the No-Stab Crab?
 
2014-04-09 04:14:12 PM  
Little bastards cut off his fins and tossed the rest of him into the ocean.
 
2014-04-09 04:16:28 PM  
"If you're anti-bullying, gimme a shell yeah!"

www.allwrestlingsuperstars.com
 
2014-04-09 04:16:34 PM  
I don't remember any bullying when I was in elementary school except when someone came dressed as a penguin at an assembly and for some reason the crowd turned on him/her.

It started with one kid standing up and booing, then before you know it, everyone was booing.  Some people started throwing things.  They left the stage pretty quickly. and it took the rest of the assembly to get everything back under control.

I have no idea what the masses had against the penguin.  I believe it was there to promote a fund raiser.

/we got a stern talking to at the next assembly.
//For some reason I still feel guilty about the whole situation even though I sat quietly through it all.
///I learned a valuable lesson about group dynamics that day.
 
2014-04-09 04:17:01 PM  
Don't do what Donny Don't does.
 
2014-04-09 04:17:47 PM  

Bf+: Subby: ...A guy dressed as shark told kids not to do it anymore
[s2.hubimg.com image 260x256]
...and then got his ass kicked.



So the Jets beat the Sharks, huh? How about a *spoiler alert*, jackass.

/Never got to the end of the movie
 
2014-04-09 04:22:43 PM  
This article is bullshark.
 
2014-04-09 04:22:58 PM  
Aww how sweet..... A guy in a shark costume is going to magically make bullying go away forever...... Not. Why get rid of bullying anyway? It teaches kids to stand up for themselves and not take shiat from people. Also prepares them for the real world. Soft, thin skinned easily offended wimps dont belong in some jobs. I'm a diesel technician working with a bunch of other dudes in a shop. The stuff we say and do to eachother for fun and to keep morale up would get a bully expelled for life and sent to juvi hall. You come to work at my shop with thin skin and your life will be hell.
 
2014-04-09 04:27:18 PM  
Just Say No
 
2014-04-09 04:32:14 PM  

Alassra: /hopes it's Jabberjaws

* clicks *

//It wasn't Jabberjaws

Captain McFinn? :: sigh ::


Came to ask if it's jabber jaws
 
2014-04-09 04:34:14 PM  
Great news, everyone. We've solved bullying in schools. A guy dressed as shark told kids not to do it anymore

Subby write like genius!
 
Bf+
2014-04-09 04:36:03 PM  

DROxINxTHExWIND: Bf+: Subby: ...A guy dressed as shark told kids not to do it anymore
[s2.hubimg.com image 260x256]
...and then got his ass kicked.


So the Jets beat the Sharks, huh? How about a *spoiler alert*, jackass.

/Never got to the end of the movie



Whoops-- Sorry about that.
I feel your pain-- Some hoser spoiled Hamlet for me once.
 
2014-04-09 04:37:10 PM  
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2014-04-09 04:39:45 PM  

Dirty J1: Aww how sweet..... A guy in a shark costume is going to magically make bullying go away forever...... Not. Why get rid of bullying anyway? It teaches kids to stand up for themselves and not take shiat from people. Also prepares them for the real world. Soft, thin skinned easily offended wimps dont belong in some jobs. I'm a diesel technician working with a bunch of other dudes in a shop. The stuff we say and do to eachother for fun and to keep morale up would get a bully expelled for life and sent to juvi hall. You come to work at my shop with thin skin and your life will be hell.


Need I remind you about Grayson that facebook page is still getting hits. The kid should have just learned that a lunch bag or back pack isn't worth it. But OH NO! BULLYING A BRONIE! Oh and they are selling shirts now to profit the family.
 
2014-04-09 04:40:02 PM  
I'm disappointed

youbentmywookie.com
 
2014-04-09 04:43:12 PM  
"Hey, kids, stop bullying. Or they'll come back and shoot or stab you". Now THERE'S an anti-bullying campaign slogan, not this menstruating Ellen Degeneres/Lady Caca BS.
 
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