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(WBEZ Chicago)   Reporter asks Chicago Public Schools what is in their chicken nuggets. Well, there's chicken, and there's nugget   (wbez.org) divider line 119
    More: Asinine, CPS, Aramark, Illinois Attorney General, foia requests, chickens  
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2014-04-09 02:00:22 PM

"Parts is parts."
2014-04-09 02:08:44 PM
Next up: Fish sticks.
2014-04-09 02:22:08 PM

Pocket Ninja: Next up: Fish sticks.

2014-04-09 03:29:05 PM
ZAZ [TotalFark]
2014-04-09 03:29:42 PM
Unless the Illinois FOIA is different from other FOIAs, it can't be used to compel the government to provide an explanation or accounting. It can compel release of records. If the records say "contents: chicken nuggets", you get a document saying "contents: chicken nuggets." That the nuggets are in fact made of eel entrails and sawdust is not relevant.
2014-04-09 03:30:03 PM
2014-04-09 03:30:36 PM
I'm not in Chicago, but my kid's school district serves better pizza than Chicago's does, and they supposedly know pizza in that town.

2014-04-09 03:33:02 PM

I'm from the government and I'm here to inspect your chicken nuggets!
2014-04-09 03:33:11 PM
2014-04-09 03:33:33 PM
But what part of the chicken IS the nugget?
2014-04-09 03:33:35 PM

shanrick: [i.imgur.com image 400x303]

Exactly.  There was a "How it's Made" episode for hotdogs and they started with how they make the pink slime and went from there.  Rather than being gross in the slightest it was fascinating.  Of course I didn't see any lips or assholes going into the vat either.  I love that show.
2014-04-09 03:33:48 PM
2014-04-09 03:34:25 PM

NutWrench: But what part of the chicken IS the nugget?

2014-04-09 03:34:29 PM

Nugget doesn't need chicken.  He has a Donk.
2014-04-09 03:35:11 PM

They fry butt-nuggets.
2014-04-09 03:35:20 PM
Quality, fresh, chicken nugget.

2014-04-09 03:35:36 PM

2014-04-09 03:36:00 PM
And wash it down with some purple drank.  Which is just sugar, water and purple.
2014-04-09 03:37:11 PM
It's dangerous to even be around chicken nuggets anymore.

2014-04-09 03:37:13 PM

But they taste good!
2014-04-09 03:37:39 PM
Aramark gathering ingredients for "Chicken Nuggets"

2014-04-09 03:39:05 PM
Beeks and claws are chicken too.
2014-04-09 03:39:10 PM
FOIL is a joke.

"Hey, your the government and all your stuff is public. Let us see"

"go fark yourself"

"OK, we got some laws passed that said you have to share what you have if we ask for it. now show us"

"go fark yourself sideways"

The US Government. Its time to burn it down.
2014-04-09 03:39:17 PM
2014-04-09 03:40:57 PM
2014-04-09 03:42:21 PM
Epic nugget pic thread.

2014-04-09 03:42:46 PM
truthy advertising
2014-04-09 03:44:24 PM
2014-04-09 03:44:54 PM
2014-04-09 03:45:27 PM

probesport: Epic nugget pic thread.

2014-04-09 03:45:29 PM
Anxiously awaiting the followup article where the district provides the ingredients list and the reporter blows a gasket complaining about the "unknown and possibly dangerous chemicals" (i.e. common preservatives) being served to OUR CHILDRENZ!
2014-04-09 03:46:06 PM

Sybarite: [web.ultriva.com image 310x241]

"Parts is parts."

"Little pieces parts."
2014-04-09 03:46:09 PM

meat0918: I'm not in Chicago, but my kid's school district serves better pizza than Chicago's does, and they supposedly know pizza in that town.

[i.imgur.com image 405x720]

looks like someone got garbage all over your pizza
2014-04-09 03:46:16 PM
2014-04-09 03:46:17 PM
Wanting to know what's in a chicken nugget is like wanting to know what's in the center of the galaxy. Until science catches up, we will never know and then, we may not want to know.
2014-04-09 03:47:18 PM
2014-04-09 03:47:50 PM
2014-04-09 03:48:13 PM
2014-04-09 03:48:26 PM

blatz514: [i.chzbgr.com image 500x500]

2014-04-09 03:48:50 PM


Official Chicken McNugget and Colbert Report mascot, Ching Chong Ding Dong.

2014-04-09 03:49:35 PM
2014-04-09 03:49:43 PM

meat0918: I'm not in Chicago, but my kid's school district serves better pizza than Chicago's does, and they supposedly know pizza in that town.

[i.imgur.com image 405x720]

That's pretty unappetizing.
2014-04-09 03:50:54 PM
Nothing to do with nuggets...but still made me larf

2014-04-09 03:51:29 PM

probesport: Epic nugget pic thread.

[static.fjcdn.com image 499x360]

2014-04-09 03:51:32 PM

32 seconds!
2014-04-09 03:51:56 PM
2014-04-09 03:53:09 PM
2014-04-09 03:53:25 PM
2014-04-09 03:54:02 PM
2014-04-09 03:55:21 PM
If you like not knowing what sort of "meat" you are eating then chicken nuggetz are for you!

/couldn't pay me enough to eat one
//well, you probably could... post offers here
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