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2014-04-09 04:52:03 PM  

impaler: steve42: Because it couldn't be that I support other people's rights or anything like that, because that would be CRAZY!

No, what's crazy is when someone says "Who cares?". Everyone is discussing the same thing ... gun nuts are just trying to use semantics to discredit opinions that have nothing to do with the minutia of gun terminology.

You hear: "All private gun ownership should be outlawed because violence."

That's nuts.


Isn't that what lawyers do?
 
2014-04-09 04:52:16 PM  

CynicalLA: R.A.Danny: CynicalLA: Farker Soze: CynicalLA: Farker Soze: CynicalLA: Farker Soze: drew46n2: CynicalLA: drew46n2: Can we at least agree on the open-carry attention whores? I mean, I think they're hurting the pro-gun proliferators, not helping.

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Cowards that like to intimidate people.

Funny, on their Facebook page they refer to anti-gunners as "bullies."

You two are intimidated by them?  Sounds like you're the cowards.

What?  The pussy is the one that has to wear a gun everywhere.  Stop projecting.

You're terrified of a bunch of pussies.  Oh scary!  Stop projecting.

You don't make any sense and are obviously mentally challenged.  It's no wonder why you are a gun nut.

I'm saying that you are intimidated of a group of people you label as pussies.  You sound mental.  It's no wonder you're a gun grabber.

A pussy with a gun is not good for anyone.  You are not too bright.

Is this what you have? An angry bit of running around shouting "Pussy pussy pussy!"? No wonder you are anti gun, you're a raging danger to anyone around you.

People that carry all the time are definitely pussies.  They live in fear.


This is based on what? The fact that they have something in their possession that would be dangerous if it were in your possession?
 
2014-04-09 04:52:23 PM  

BgJonson79: CynicalLA: R.A.Danny: CynicalLA: Farker Soze: CynicalLA: Farker Soze: CynicalLA: Farker Soze: drew46n2: CynicalLA: drew46n2: Can we at least agree on the open-carry attention whores? I mean, I think they're hurting the pro-gun proliferators, not helping.

[img.fark.net image 500x333]

Cowards that like to intimidate people.

Funny, on their Facebook page they refer to anti-gunners as "bullies."

You two are intimidated by them?  Sounds like you're the cowards.

What?  The pussy is the one that has to wear a gun everywhere.  Stop projecting.

You're terrified of a bunch of pussies.  Oh scary!  Stop projecting.

You don't make any sense and are obviously mentally challenged.  It's no wonder why you are a gun nut.

I'm saying that you are intimidated of a group of people you label as pussies.  You sound mental.  It's no wonder you're a gun grabber.

A pussy with a gun is not good for anyone.  You are not too bright.

Is this what you have? An angry bit of running around shouting "Pussy pussy pussy!"? No wonder you are anti gun, you're a raging danger to anyone around you.

People that carry all the time are definitely pussies.  They live in fear.

The cops are cowards?  Marines in Afghanistan are cowards?


I was talking about gun nuts.  Not people that are required to have one for their job.  It's no wonder you are a gun nut if you couldn't figure that out.
 
2014-04-09 04:53:02 PM  

CynicalLA: steve42: When you say:

Farking Canuck: The real question is "Who cares?". Everyone is discussing the same thing ... gun nuts are just trying to use semantics to discredit opinions that have nothing to do with the minutia of gun terminology.

I hear: "All private gun ownership should be outlawed because violence."

That's because you are a paranoid gun nut and probably have mental problems.


Nice.  Calling people names.

This is why support for gun control keeps dropping despite mass shootings.

Instead of calling gun owners paranoiacs with mental problems, which allows you to easily dismiss their opinions and positions without actually having to face the possibility that you might actually be wrong, you should be engaging them, learning what actually makes the tick (it's not paranoia or mental illness, btw), and seeing what things you might find common ground on.

But it has to be *EARNEST*.  You can't fake it.  See what it's all about.  Go to the range.  Shoot some guns.  Take the myth and mystery out of it.  Learn the technology and science of it*.  Meet some actual gun owners.  Ask them why they feel like they do about the things you propose, and *LISTEN*.


*One of the things I like about shooting is that it's all just applied physics.
 
2014-04-09 04:53:13 PM  

cameroncrazy1984: anuran: And Merriam-Webster isn't a legal or firearms reference book. Try Jane's. Try the law.

Merriam-Webster, last I checked, is an authority on the English language.  We're not debating law right now we are debating language.


To be fair, the last few years have seen an increase in the 'Well, we're using the word wrong, but enough people are doing it that we're just going to change the definition"...
 
2014-04-09 04:53:22 PM  

CynicalLA: I was talking about gun nuts.


Please, define gun nuts.
 
2014-04-09 04:53:28 PM  

impaler: See Uzi.


An Uzi isn't a rifle.
 
2014-04-09 04:53:58 PM  

CynicalLA: BgJonson79: CynicalLA: R.A.Danny: CynicalLA: Farker Soze: CynicalLA: Farker Soze: CynicalLA: Farker Soze: drew46n2: CynicalLA: drew46n2: Can we at least agree on the open-carry attention whores? I mean, I think they're hurting the pro-gun proliferators, not helping.

[img.fark.net image 500x333]

Cowards that like to intimidate people.

Funny, on their Facebook page they refer to anti-gunners as "bullies."

You two are intimidated by them?  Sounds like you're the cowards.

What?  The pussy is the one that has to wear a gun everywhere.  Stop projecting.

You're terrified of a bunch of pussies.  Oh scary!  Stop projecting.

You don't make any sense and are obviously mentally challenged.  It's no wonder why you are a gun nut.

I'm saying that you are intimidated of a group of people you label as pussies.  You sound mental.  It's no wonder you're a gun grabber.

A pussy with a gun is not good for anyone.  You are not too bright.

Is this what you have? An angry bit of running around shouting "Pussy pussy pussy!"? No wonder you are anti gun, you're a raging danger to anyone around you.

People that carry all the time are definitely pussies.  They live in fear.

The cops are cowards?  Marines in Afghanistan are cowards?

I was talking about gun nuts.  Not people that are required to have one for their job.  It's no wonder you are a gun nut if you couldn't figure that out.


Then why did you say "People that carry" and not "gun nuts that carry" because after all, words have meanings.
 
2014-04-09 04:53:58 PM  

Farker Soze: CynicalLA: People that carry all the time are definitely pussies. They live in fear.

And like I've been saying, you're scared of them.  What level of pussy does that put you at?  Afraid of the fearful.  Sad, really.


You can't even think for yourself.  You really are a stupid person.
 
2014-04-09 04:55:04 PM  

Carn: Does banning them say he's going to come to your house and take them away?  Or might they perhaps have to do something like allow existing ones and ban new purchases, since it's absolutely unfeasible to go house to house so Mr. Obama can rip them from your hands?  If you start off viewing him as the devil, there's no other way to look at anything.


Actually, I view him as the best thing that ever happened to the gun industry in my nearly 50 years of life.

1.bp.blogspot.com

/Haven't bought a gun since before the turn of the century.
//Sold a couple since then, though.
 
2014-04-09 04:55:36 PM  
demaL-demaL-yeH:

Bolt-action 7.62 with a 24" barrel. Not bad.
How does it shoot?


The reviews have been good. I haven't had a chance to try one myself yet.
 
2014-04-09 04:56:04 PM  

dittybopper: CynicalLA: steve42: When you say:

Farking Canuck: The real question is "Who cares?". Everyone is discussing the same thing ... gun nuts are just trying to use semantics to discredit opinions that have nothing to do with the minutia of gun terminology.

I hear: "All private gun ownership should be outlawed because violence."

That's because you are a paranoid gun nut and probably have mental problems.

Nice.  Calling people names.

This is why support for gun control keeps dropping despite mass shootings.

Instead of calling gun owners paranoiacs with mental problems, which allows you to easily dismiss their opinions and positions without actually having to face the possibility that you might actually be wrong, you should be engaging them, learning what actually makes the tick (it's not paranoia or mental illness, btw), and seeing what things you might find common ground on.

But it has to be *EARNEST*.  You can't fake it.  See what it's all about.  Go to the range.  Shoot some guns.  Take the myth and mystery out of it.  Learn the technology and science of it*.  Meet some actual gun owners.  Ask them why they feel like they do about the things you propose, and *LISTEN*.


*One of the things I like about shooting is that it's all just applied physics.


I own a couple guns and always skip your posts.  You are the biggest gun nut on this site and have no credibility.
 
2014-04-09 04:56:52 PM  

CynicalLA: Farker Soze: CynicalLA: People that carry all the time are definitely pussies. They live in fear.

And like I've been saying, you're scared of them.  What level of pussy does that put you at?  Afraid of the fearful.  Sad, really.

You can't even think for yourself.  You really are a stupid person.


I think you're level is over 10,000.  Truly an incredible pussy indeed.
 
2014-04-09 04:58:11 PM  
oops, your

"you can't even think for yourself"  Which alt was that from?  You mixing them up now?
 
2014-04-09 04:59:05 PM  

KidneyStone: I bought an AR15 the day of the Newton shootings because i knew this country would flip out and prices would go through the roof.  I liked it better than the AR I already owned so I sold the old one for $500 than I paid for it, which paid for the new one plus a few hundred in profit.  I could have sold it for $200-300 more but I sold it to a friend and didn't want to dick him.


Well, there you have it in a nutshell. Profiting off the bodies of dead children and bragging about it..
This is why I hate gun nuts.
Hopefully you'll all kill each other and your progeny through accidental shootings.


http://www.news4jax.com/news/former-ju-player-dies-in-accidental-sho ot ing/25392622

http://www.wesh.com/news/deputies-teen-held-without-bond-after-accid en tally-shooting-friend/25375896#!Dn1Ao


http://jacksonville.com/news/crime/2014-04-07/story/dad-charged-acci de ntal-shooting-death-his-10-year-old-daughter


http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/dad-cuffed-girl-10-accident al ly-shot-killed-brother-georgia-home-article-1.1748219
 
2014-04-09 04:59:11 PM  

CynicalLA: Farker Soze: CynicalLA: People that carry all the time are definitely pussies. They live in fear.

And like I've been saying, you're scared of them.  What level of pussy does that put you at?  Afraid of the fearful.  Sad, really.

You can't even think for yourself.  You really are a stupid person.


I guess that means everyone in the House of Reps is stupid, since their job is to listen and vote for their constituents' best interests.
 
2014-04-09 05:00:06 PM  

Maud Dib: KidneyStone: I bought an AR15 the day of the Newton shootings because i knew this country would flip out and prices would go through the roof.  I liked it better than the AR I already owned so I sold the old one for $500 than I paid for it, which paid for the new one plus a few hundred in profit.  I could have sold it for $200-300 more but I sold it to a friend and didn't want to dick him.

Well, there you have it in a nutshell. Profiting off the bodies of dead children and bragging about it..
This is why I hate gun nuts.
Hopefully you'll all kill each other and your progeny through accidental shootings.


http://www.news4jax.com/news/former-ju-player-dies-in-accidental-sho ot ing/25392622

http://www.wesh.com/news/deputies-teen-held-without-bond-after-accid en tally-shooting-friend/25375896#!Dn1Ao


http://jacksonville.com/news/crime/2014-04-07/story/dad-charged-acci de ntal-shooting-death-his-10-year-old-daughter


http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/dad-cuffed-girl-10-accident al ly-shot-killed-brother-georgia-home-article-1.1748219


You wish death on your political enemies?  Mr. Putin, is that you?
 
2014-04-09 05:00:13 PM  
The entire gun debate is meant to fleece suckers.
 
2014-04-09 05:00:41 PM  

The Beatings Will Continue Until Morale Improves: The entire gun debate is meant to fleece suckers.


Care to elaborate?
 
2014-04-09 05:00:48 PM  
Hmm

I guess the AP definition of assault rifles did not match up with the MW definition, which was contradicted in the same entry, of assault rifle.
 
2014-04-09 05:01:05 PM  

BgJonson79: CynicalLA: Farker Soze: CynicalLA: People that carry all the time are definitely pussies. They live in fear.

And like I've been saying, you're scared of them.  What level of pussy does that put you at?  Afraid of the fearful.  Sad, really.

You can't even think for yourself.  You really are a stupid person.

I guess that means everyone in the House of Reps is stupid, since their job is to listen and vote for their constituents' best interests.


I was talking about Farker Soz,  The guy is obviously retarded.  He just repeats your argument back to you and calls himself winner.
 
2014-04-09 05:01:27 PM  

Geotpf: You know the real reason a lot of liberals hate and fear guns?  Because a lot of them have close friends or relatives who were killed with one.  A gun to somebody living in an urban area (IE, likely a liberal) is the thing a drug dealer shot a six year old with, not a tool for hunting or target practice, like it is to somebody living in a rural area (IE, likely a conservative).

I'll give you a very specific example.

Do you know why Diane Feinstein is so anti-gun?

Because she is the one who found Harvey Milk's dead body, moments after he was shot.  She checked his pulse, got his blood on her clothes.

Of course, Harvey Milk was shot by an ex-cop with his former service revolver, so basically no gun control law could have ever prevented his murder (other than banning all guns by all private citizens).


So why does she feel that it's OK for just her to carry a gun, then? Besides, I watched my mother get beaten to death when I was 5, you don't see me advocating for the outlawing of work boots, do you?
 
2014-04-09 05:02:10 PM  

CynicalLA: BgJonson79: CynicalLA: Farker Soze: CynicalLA: People that carry all the time are definitely pussies. They live in fear.

And like I've been saying, you're scared of them.  What level of pussy does that put you at?  Afraid of the fearful.  Sad, really.

You can't even think for yourself.  You really are a stupid person.

I guess that means everyone in the House of Reps is stupid, since their job is to listen and vote for their constituents' best interests.

I was talking about Farker Soz,  The guy is obviously retarded.  He just repeats your argument back to you and calls himself winner.


So the associate property doesn't work for stupidity?
 
2014-04-09 05:05:41 PM  
This is an assault GUN

olive-drab.com
 
2014-04-09 05:05:58 PM  

CynicalLA: I own a couple guns and always skip your posts.  You are the biggest gun nut on this site and have no credibility.


Actually Dittybopper is quite accurate in his statistics.  Here's some open-source gun data for you to peruse at your leisure.
 
2014-04-09 05:06:29 PM  

CynicalLA: BgJonson79: CynicalLA: Farker Soze: CynicalLA: People that carry all the time are definitely pussies. They live in fear.

And like I've been saying, you're scared of them.  What level of pussy does that put you at?  Afraid of the fearful.  Sad, really.

You can't even think for yourself.  You really are a stupid person.

I guess that means everyone in the House of Reps is stupid, since their job is to listen and vote for their constituents' best interests.

I was talking about Farker Soz,  The guy is obviously retarded.  He just repeats your argument back to you and calls himself winner.


But I am the winner.  You are a far greater pussy than they are, because by your own admittance you are scared of pussies.  There is no denying this.
 
2014-04-09 05:07:01 PM  

ultraholland: gravy chugging cretin.: Are you intimidated yet?

[img.fark.net image 850x566]

of the patriotic gimp? Slightly.


That's only reasonable. How many flavors of prime rubber-room candidacy does it take to parade around in public carrying a chrome-plated commie AK variant while dressed up in a masked US flag costume?
 
2014-04-09 05:07:40 PM  

rwhamann: The difference between the barrel shroud and a folding stock is not minutiae.


The best part, "the shoulder thing that goes up" isn't even talking about folding stocks.  It's even more obscure than that.  On old rifles such as the original M-14 and the M1918A1 BAR, the butt plate was hinged to swing up.  When these rifles were fired on automatic they tended to have tremendous rise and the hinged butt plate would be swung up and placed on top of the shoulder. to help counter the muzzle climb.

It's an extra-ordinarily obscure firearms part and would be particularly useless on a semi-automatic firearm.... so,of course it must be banned!
 
2014-04-09 05:07:54 PM  
CynicalLA: gun nuts, cowards, retards, pu**ies, nuts...

Don't strain your vocabulary too much, now.

After all, if the only home defense you have is your rapier wit, you might need to conserve ammo.
 
2014-04-09 05:08:01 PM  

Farker Soze: CynicalLA: BgJonson79: CynicalLA: Farker Soze: CynicalLA: People that carry all the time are definitely pussies. They live in fear.

And like I've been saying, you're scared of them.  What level of pussy does that put you at?  Afraid of the fearful.  Sad, really.

You can't even think for yourself.  You really are a stupid person.

I guess that means everyone in the House of Reps is stupid, since their job is to listen and vote for their constituents' best interests.

I was talking about Farker Soz,  The guy is obviously retarded.  He just repeats your argument back to you and calls himself winner.

But I am the winner.  You are a far greater pussy than they are, because by your own admittance you are scared of pussies.  There is no denying this.


Yep, you are a real winner for totally not understanding what I was saying.
 
2014-04-09 05:08:41 PM  

redmid17: cameroncrazy1984: dittybopper: OK, so I can call the manual transmission in my car an automatic?  That's *EXACTLY* what you are saying here.

Or I can call my mountain bike a motorcycle?

Or I can call my Persian cats Pugs?

You don't get to redefine technical definitions.  If you do, those technical definitions lose all meaning.

Your issue is with English speakers, Merriam-Webster and the OED. Not me. YOU are the one redefining words. You don't get to just pick definitions of words just because you like them.

Even if common usage has muddled up the dictionary entry, the manufacturers and users (ie militaries, gun smiths, et al) of the world use the same definition that Ditty posted. I'd be very impressed if you could come up with a production model rifle with those characteristics that wasn't referred to specifically as an assault rifle (or battle rifle). Complicating that is that the most popular semi-auto rifle in the US was initially a military design that was reworked specifically for civilians, so it even fails your definition there.

The ATF doesn't use the term assault rifle either. To them it's either a machine gun, a destructive device, or a normal firearm (shotgun, rifle, pistol). The ATF considers an AR-15 just a rifle. It considers an M-16 a machine gun. There's not really a way to reconcile the difference between the two if you want to class the weapons together in any meaningful way according to US law. A journalist writing about weapons like an AR-15 and calling them "assault rifles" is miserably failing AP style for these reasons, and mass media is where the redefinition is primarily being pushed from.


The whole assault weapons ban is a non sequitur in my opinion.  What we really need is strict criminal background checks, waiting periods, licensing and removing loopholes due to private party sales. This inconveniences hunters, sporters, paranoid homeowners etc. but in the end law abiding citizens should still be able to get and use the firearms they want.

Then we need to educate people about giving said guns to their mentally ill children/friends/lovers.
 
2014-04-09 05:09:13 PM  
Glad there was a  'libertator ' pic there.  I remember as a kid, seeing a couple at gun shows. Lord knows where the old guy got them. One still had most of the bedraggled cardboard box it came in. That wad about 40 or so years ago.
 I wonder why most hobbyists, like I alluded to earlier, Built composite weapons? I mean, the materials are cheap enough, you don't really need much in the way of tooling to make one, so why not? Unless the machismo of open carry somehowmakes you feel like more of a person. Sure, I have guns, doesn't mean I have to wear them like a prosthetic peener everywhere I go.
 
2014-04-09 05:09:22 PM  

steve42: CynicalLA: gun nuts, cowards, retards, pu**ies, nuts...

Don't strain your vocabulary too much, now.

After all, if the only home defense you have is your rapier wit, you might need to conserve ammo.


I'm sure you are all set to save the day when your fantasy home invasion happens.
 
2014-04-09 05:09:48 PM  

Mikey1969: Geotpf: You know the real reason a lot of liberals hate and fear guns?  Because a lot of them have close friends or relatives who were killed with one.  A gun to somebody living in an urban area (IE, likely a liberal) is the thing a drug dealer shot a six year old with, not a tool for hunting or target practice, like it is to somebody living in a rural area (IE, likely a conservative).

I'll give you a very specific example.

Do you know why Diane Feinstein is so anti-gun?

Because she is the one who found Harvey Milk's dead body, moments after he was shot.  She checked his pulse, got his blood on her clothes.

Of course, Harvey Milk was shot by an ex-cop with his former service revolver, so basically no gun control law could have ever prevented his murder (other than banning all guns by all private citizens).

So why does she feel that it's OK for just her to carry a gun, then? Besides, I watched my mother get beaten to death when I was 5, you don't see me advocating for the outlawing of work boots, do you?


I'm sure her thinking is that she is a high profile elected official who might be a target of an assassination attempt.  You know, like Harvey Milk was.

Of course, on the flip side, the shooter, in addition to being an ex-cop, was also a (former) high profile elected official as well.
 
2014-04-09 05:10:26 PM  

CynicalLA: steve42: CynicalLA: gun nuts, cowards, retards, pu**ies, nuts...

Don't strain your vocabulary too much, now.

After all, if the only home defense you have is your rapier wit, you might need to conserve ammo.

I'm sure you are all set to save the day when your fantasy home invasion happens.


If crime is that low, why ban guns to lower crime?
 
2014-04-09 05:11:10 PM  

CynicalLA: R.A.Danny: CynicalLA: Farker Soze: CynicalLA: Farker Soze: CynicalLA: Farker Soze: drew46n2: CynicalLA: drew46n2: Can we at least agree on the open-carry attention whores? I mean, I think they're hurting the pro-gun proliferators, not helping.

[img.fark.net image 500x333]

Cowards that like to intimidate people.

Funny, on their Facebook page they refer to anti-gunners as "bullies."

You two are intimidated by them?  Sounds like you're the cowards.

What?  The pussy is the one that has to wear a gun everywhere.  Stop projecting.

You're terrified of a bunch of pussies.  Oh scary!  Stop projecting.

You don't make any sense and are obviously mentally challenged.  It's no wonder why you are a gun nut.

I'm saying that you are intimidated of a group of people you label as pussies.  You sound mental.  It's no wonder you're a gun grabber.

A pussy with a gun is not good for anyone.  You are not too bright.

Is this what you have? An angry bit of running around shouting "Pussy pussy pussy!"? No wonder you are anti gun, you're a raging danger to anyone around you.

People that carry all the time are definitely pussies.  They live in fear.


Just like you, it's a never ending cycle.
 
2014-04-09 05:11:30 PM  

CynicalLA: steve42: CynicalLA: gun nuts, cowards, retards, pu**ies, nuts...

Don't strain your vocabulary too much, now.

After all, if the only home defense you have is your rapier wit, you might need to conserve ammo.

I'm sure you are all set to save the day when your fantasy home invasion happens.


Or when dozens of 6-year-old kids get shot and there's no one around that can do anything about it.
 
2014-04-09 05:11:32 PM  

CynicalLA: Farker Soze: CynicalLA: BgJonson79: CynicalLA: Farker Soze: CynicalLA: People that carry all the time are definitely pussies. They live in fear.

And like I've been saying, you're scared of them.  What level of pussy does that put you at?  Afraid of the fearful.  Sad, really.

You can't even think for yourself.  You really are a stupid person.

I guess that means everyone in the House of Reps is stupid, since their job is to listen and vote for their constituents' best interests.

I was talking about Farker Soz,  The guy is obviously retarded.  He just repeats your argument back to you and calls himself winner.

But I am the winner.  You are a far greater pussy than they are, because by your own admittance you are scared of pussies.  There is no denying this.

Yep, you are a real winner for totally not understanding what I was saying.


Everyone understands what you are saying, coward.  Thank you for the acknowledgment of victory though.
 
2014-04-09 05:11:51 PM  

mcmnky: Buying a new gun or rifle is sorta like getting a puppy from the mall pet store: if you do either, you probably aren't qualified to own a firearm / dog.

Even a moderately cared-for firearm will last decades. There are so many second hand firearms for sale, like dogs at the pound.

Unless it's for a gift or ceremonial purpose, buying new is for suckers.


Ah No; please post photo of your Flintstones Foot-mobile! Would love to see your Alexander Graham Bell, hand crank phone box; next to your wood fired Ben Franklin Stove! Oh wait, hard to scan image of your non-new goods with glass plate Mathew Brady~esque wooden box camera.

Many new firearms are made with different/ increased safety features, made out of new materials; and shoot new calibers of ammunition. Plus, new innovations in bolt technology to include Kriss Vector design, FN P-90 carbine, or even Glock Striker fire design...

Please sit down, thank you for playing, there are some nice party gifts for you as you leave to go back to your basement.
 
2014-04-09 05:12:02 PM  

BgJonson79: CynicalLA: steve42: CynicalLA: gun nuts, cowards, retards, pu**ies, nuts...

Don't strain your vocabulary too much, now.

After all, if the only home defense you have is your rapier wit, you might need to conserve ammo.

I'm sure you are all set to save the day when your fantasy home invasion happens.

If crime is that low, why ban guns to lower crime?


The only people talking about banning guns are idiot gun nuts.  You guys are delusional.  It's like you are fighting your own paranoia.
 
2014-04-09 05:13:02 PM  

CynicalLA: I'm sure you cowards are all set to save the day when your fantasy retard home invasion happens, nuts.


FTFY

Wouldn't want to break your stride, would we?
 
2014-04-09 05:13:16 PM  

BgJonson79: The cops are cowards?


For the most part, yes, but their job requires them to be armed.

BgJonson79: Marines in Afghanistan are cowards?


No. Then, again, unlike Afghanistan, CONUS is not an active combat zone.
 
2014-04-09 05:13:22 PM  

violentsalvation: I'll never sell my ghost gun though.


I never noticed before.. that rifle has no sights.
 
2014-04-09 05:13:22 PM  

R.A.Danny: CynicalLA: steve42: CynicalLA: gun nuts, cowards, retards, pu**ies, nuts...

Don't strain your vocabulary too much, now.

After all, if the only home defense you have is your rapier wit, you might need to conserve ammo.

I'm sure you are all set to save the day when your fantasy home invasion happens.

Or when dozens of 6-year-old kids get shot and there's no one around that can do anything about it.


Cite your source?
 
2014-04-09 05:13:39 PM  

Farker Soze: CynicalLA: Farker Soze: CynicalLA: BgJonson79: CynicalLA: Farker Soze: CynicalLA: People that carry all the time are definitely pussies. They live in fear.

And like I've been saying, you're scared of them.  What level of pussy does that put you at?  Afraid of the fearful.  Sad, really.

You can't even think for yourself.  You really are a stupid person.

I guess that means everyone in the House of Reps is stupid, since their job is to listen and vote for their constituents' best interests.

I was talking about Farker Soz,  The guy is obviously retarded.  He just repeats your argument back to you and calls himself winner.

But I am the winner.  You are a far greater pussy than they are, because by your own admittance you are scared of pussies.  There is no denying this.

Yep, you are a real winner for totally not understanding what I was saying.

Everyone understands what you are saying, coward.  Thank you for the acknowledgment of victory though.


Projection once again.  I'm sure it make sense in your head.
 
2014-04-09 05:13:58 PM  

CynicalLA: BgJonson79: CynicalLA: steve42: CynicalLA: gun nuts, cowards, retards, pu**ies, nuts...

Don't strain your vocabulary too much, now.

After all, if the only home defense you have is your rapier wit, you might need to conserve ammo.

I'm sure you are all set to save the day when your fantasy home invasion happens.

If crime is that low, why ban guns to lower crime?

The only people talking about banning guns are idiot gun nuts.  You guys are delusional.  It's like you are fighting your own paranoia.


Aren't there several respectable links above me to direct President Obama quotes on the subject?
 
2014-04-09 05:14:31 PM  

dittybopper: Carn: Does banning them say he's going to come to your house and take them away?  Or might they perhaps have to do something like allow existing ones and ban new purchases, since it's absolutely unfeasible to go house to house so Mr. Obama can rip them from your hands?  If you start off viewing him as the devil, there's no other way to look at anything.

Actually, I view him as the best thing that ever happened to the gun industry in my nearly 50 years of life.

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/Haven't bought a gun since before the turn of the century.
//Sold a couple since then, though.


Not to gun owners though. Nobody can find ammo, and guns cost twice as much as they used to. These paranoid freaks are pissing me off. I got lucky and bought ammo for my SKS right before the first wave of "Obama's coming!" paranoia, and managed to find .45 ammo right before he got elected again, and people pulled out the fainting couches for the second time. Otherwise, I'd be totally screwed...
 
2014-04-09 05:15:09 PM  

BgJonson79: CynicalLA: BgJonson79: CynicalLA: steve42: CynicalLA: gun nuts, cowards, retards, pu**ies, nuts...

Don't strain your vocabulary too much, now.

After all, if the only home defense you have is your rapier wit, you might need to conserve ammo.

I'm sure you are all set to save the day when your fantasy home invasion happens.

If crime is that low, why ban guns to lower crime?

The only people talking about banning guns are idiot gun nuts.  You guys are delusional.  It's like you are fighting your own paranoia.

Aren't there several respectable links above me to direct President Obama quotes on the subject?


So Obama wants to ban guns?
 
2014-04-09 05:15:10 PM  

demaL-demaL-yeH: BgJonson79: The cops are cowards?

For the most part, yes, but their job requires them to be armed.

BgJonson79: Marines in Afghanistan are cowards?

No. Then, again, unlike Afghanistan, CONUS is not an active combat zone.


But he said people, with no qualifiers.  Maybe he should be more specific.

Do you support disarming the police?
 
2014-04-09 05:16:16 PM  

CynicalLA: BgJonson79: CynicalLA: BgJonson79: CynicalLA: steve42: CynicalLA: gun nuts, cowards, retards, pu**ies, nuts...

Don't strain your vocabulary too much, now.

After all, if the only home defense you have is your rapier wit, you might need to conserve ammo.

I'm sure you are all set to save the day when your fantasy home invasion happens.

If crime is that low, why ban guns to lower crime?

The only people talking about banning guns are idiot gun nuts.  You guys are delusional.  It's like you are fighting your own paranoia.

Aren't there several respectable links above me to direct President Obama quotes on the subject?

So Obama wants to ban guns?


He wants to re-up the assault weapons ban.  Isn't that the definition of banning guns?
 
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