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(The Wire)   ScarJo would like you to stop calling ScarJo ScarJo. Sounds like ScarJo is pretty mad   (thewire.com) divider line 157
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2014-04-09 01:40:01 PM  
Who's mad? ScarJo?
 
2014-04-09 01:51:48 PM  

Walker: Who's mad? ScarJo?


2.bp.blogspot.com

And Marjoe.
 
2014-04-09 01:54:25 PM  
Well, if that's what she tits...I mean wants, WANTS.

24.media.tumblr.com
 
2014-04-09 02:11:07 PM  
Who is this Scarjo person? Is she attractive? How would one find out?
 
2014-04-09 02:23:07 PM  
Okay, I can respect that, but can Chuck Scarbro become a thing?
 
2014-04-09 02:48:55 PM  

lh5.googleusercontent.com

 
2014-04-09 02:56:57 PM  
I'd sell all of you to Vladimir Putin and crawl through 15 miles of snow covered ground up glass just to be
able to call her "Ms Johannsen" to her face.
 
2014-04-09 03:10:06 PM  
Maybe we should call her T-Bone.  T-Bone!  T-Bone!  T-Bone!
 
2014-04-09 03:14:23 PM  

Rapmaster2000: Maybe we should call her T-Bone.  T-Bone!  T-Bone!  T-Bone!


Or Gammy.  Although Mammy would seem more appropriate.
 
2014-04-09 03:32:36 PM  

Sybarite: Well, if that's what she tits...I mean wants, WANTS.

[24.media.tumblr.com image 550x689]


My favorite comment today.
 
2014-04-09 03:32:52 PM  
I'd Jo her Scar
 
2014-04-09 03:34:10 PM  

GRCooper: I'd Jo her Scar


That was bad. Even for Fark......but Im right there with ya :)
 
2014-04-09 03:34:57 PM  

Diogenes: Rapmaster2000: Maybe we should call her T-Bone.  T-Bone!  T-Bone!  T-Bone!

Or Gammy.  Although Mammy would seem more appropriate.


Coco.  Coco!  Coco!  Coco!
 
2014-04-09 03:38:03 PM  

Diogenes: Rapmaster2000: Maybe we should call her T-Bone.  T-Bone!  T-Bone!  T-Bone!

Or Gammy.  Although Mammy would seem more appropriate.


themediadesk.com

"Ooooo, Mammy! How I love ya, how I love yaaaaa!"
 
2014-04-09 03:40:02 PM  
Frankly, Scarlett, I don't give a damn.
 
2014-04-09 03:40:10 PM  
It is a stupid nickname. Stupid tabloids shortening names.
 
2014-04-09 03:41:29 PM  
Since when do you get to choose what others decide to call you?
 
2014-04-09 03:42:31 PM  

FunkOut: It is a stupid nickname. Stupid tabloids shortening names.


Their target audience has trouble with words more than two syllables.
 
2014-04-09 03:43:08 PM  

FunkOut: It is a stupid nickname. Stupid tabloids shortening names.


they prefer T-Blos.
 
2014-04-09 03:46:12 PM  
What hath J-Lo wrought?
 
2014-04-09 03:46:15 PM  

FunkOut: It is a stupid nickname. Stupid tabloids shortening names.


It's a step up from ScaRy, when she was with Ryan Reynolds.
 
2014-04-09 03:47:17 PM  
Unless she's coming home every night and performing depraved sexual acts on me for hours on end, I'll call her whatever the fark I want.
 
2014-04-09 03:48:18 PM  

FunkOut: It is a stupid nickname. Stupid tabloids shortening names.


Stay golden, Funko.
 
2014-04-09 03:51:14 PM  

beerrun: Unless she's coming home every night and performing depraved sexual acts on me for hours on end, I'll call her whatever the fark I want.


Who? Scarlett the Harlot?
 
2014-04-09 03:55:27 PM  

Billy Liar: beerrun: Unless she's coming home every night and performing depraved sexual acts on me for hours on end, I'll call her whatever the fark I want.

Who? Scarlett the Harlot?


Hey, If the shoe fits........
 
2014-04-09 03:55:30 PM  

GoldSpider: FunkOut: It is a stupid nickname. Stupid tabloids shortening names.

Their target audience has trouble with words more than two syllables.


To be fair, that same audience watches reality TV shows religiously.
 
2014-04-09 04:01:39 PM  
Can we just start calling her Mrs. Mikey1969? I'll jump on those grenades for all you farkers, you mean that much to me.
 
2014-04-09 04:02:58 PM  

mentallo69: GRCooper: I'd Jo her Scar

That was bad. Even for Fark......but Im right there with ya :)


I know, I'm bad. I can only blame alcohol.

I haven't been drinking any ...
 
2014-04-09 04:03:20 PM  
Homer Junior
 
2014-04-09 04:04:53 PM  
In America, our tabloids like to combine words into Scarjo, Bennifer, etc.  I prefer the way British tabloids name things:

s3.amazonaws.com
news.bbcimg.co.uk
 
2014-04-09 04:05:32 PM  
Oh, and FTA: What's a Jessie J? I mean, it looks like something that crawled from the Black Pits of Hell, and I've never heard of it before, but it seems to not be bisexual anymore, not that anyone could tell in the first place.
 
2014-04-09 04:06:46 PM  

Rapmaster2000: In America, our tabloids like to combine words into Scarjo, Bennifer, etc.  I prefer the way British tabloids name things:

[s3.amazonaws.com image 232x300]
[news.bbcimg.co.uk image 464x600]


"Celebrity Paedophile Dies"... Wow.
 
2014-04-09 04:08:49 PM  
What a peach
 
2014-04-09 04:09:33 PM  
What the Fu*k is with this chick's lips? Did she do this on purpose? Looks like she just went down on Smurfette.

cdn.theatlantic.com
 
2014-04-09 04:18:04 PM  

Surly U. Jest: What a peach


She beefs
 
2014-04-09 04:18:55 PM  

Tyrosine: What the Fu*k is with this chick's lips? Did she do this on purpose? Looks like she just went down on Smurfette.

[cdn.theatlantic.com image 300x300]


Nope.  She's not bisexual anymore.
 
2014-04-09 04:24:08 PM  
I'll cal her Natalia as I where my Captain America costume.
 
2014-04-09 04:27:57 PM  
There is a disturbing lack of sexy ScarJo pics in this thread. I'm on mobile but someone needs to take care of business stat.
 
2014-04-09 04:28:47 PM  
Soulless slam pig it is.

Wait, that's already taken.

Booble McJugtits of the Magnificent Mammaries then?
 
IP
2014-04-09 04:31:19 PM  

dittybopper: Walker: Who's mad? ScarJo?

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And Marjoe.


Holy crap that's a blast from the past.
 
IP
2014-04-09 04:33:14 PM  

AliceBToklasLives: There is a disturbing lack of sexy ScarJo pics in this thread. I'm on mobile but someone needs to take care of business stat.

 
2014-04-09 04:33:22 PM  
Only one decent picture in the entire thread.

So sad.
 
2014-04-09 04:34:12 PM  

Sybarite: Well, if that's what she tits...I mean wants, WANTS.

[24.media.tumblr.com image 550x689]


"Is this some kind of bust?"

"Yes, its very impressive."
 
2014-04-09 04:35:49 PM  

Rapmaster2000: In America, our tabloids like to combine words into Scarjo, Bennifer, etc.  I prefer the way British tabloids name things:

[s3.amazonaws.com image 232x300]
[news.bbcimg.co.uk image 464x600]


And, from the sports pages:

newsimg.bbc.co.uk

Three Crooked Squirrels: Tyrosine: What the Fu*k is with this chick's lips? Did she do this on purpose? Looks like she just went down on Smurfette.

[cdn.theatlantic.com image 300x300]

Nope.  She's not bisexual anymore.


That's not Jessie J.

upload.wikimedia.org

That's Jessie J.

GIS results mentioned a Rosie Huntington-Whiteley, too. And that isn't her either.

upload.wikimedia.org

That's Rosie.

/Glancing over Rosie's wiki page suggests that she may have been in a Transformers film, so may qualify as being famous?
//The woman in the Jessie J. story? Nae idea.
 
2014-04-09 04:38:30 PM  
If I had my way in this wicked world, everyone who used a cutie contraction of a famous person's name would be decapitated. (Deferment for the names of presidents)
 
2014-04-09 04:46:56 PM  

littlett's: Only one decent picture in the entire thread.


www.touchpuppet.com
Now there's two.
 
2014-04-09 04:48:34 PM  
Stop trying to make ScarJo happen! It's not going to happen!
 
2014-04-09 04:50:52 PM  
This is probably my favorite.  There is just something about knee socks.

cdn.niketalk.com
 
2014-04-09 04:52:13 PM  

www.nndb.com

R.I.P. Joey Scarborough

 
2014-04-09 04:54:00 PM  
littlett's

See you after your bannination.
 
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