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(The Local)   Warnings after epidemic of exploding whipped cream makers leaves users with facial fractures, neck wounds and missing eyes   ( divider line
    More: Scary, facial injury, Chantilly cream, neck wounds, epidemics, eyes, Marc Jacobs  
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5917 clicks; posted to Main » on 09 Apr 2014 at 3:12 PM (3 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2014-04-10 02:34:01 AM  
1 vote:
I hear helicopters
2014-04-09 05:41:32 PM  
1 vote:
Tasty, sweet, delicious facial fractures. Emergency room staff seen buying strawberries.
2014-04-09 05:28:12 PM  
1 vote:

Slam1263: For some reason, I can't stop laughing.

It's not the projectile to the eye, but the frothy fark-up facial that adds comedy to injury. "I took a spork to the eye, then the Jolly Green Giant busted a nut on me. Take me to the farking hospital."
2014-04-09 04:44:01 PM  
1 vote:
Perhaps they let the cream sit out too long...
2014-04-09 04:38:27 PM  
1 vote:
In other news, there is such a thing as whip cream makers.
2014-04-09 03:52:05 PM  
1 vote:

Were they trying to make a pen that can write under whipped cream?
No one could take a fountain pen to the forehead like Larry.
2014-04-09 03:18:49 PM  
1 vote:
Warning: This is not a euphemism, move along....
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