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(West Briton)   The Wig and Penis? Bar's new advert is a bit of a cock up   (westbriton.co.uk) divider line 59
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vpb [TotalFark]
2014-04-09 11:22:55 AM
Unfortunately, as can be seen in the picture below, the creator of the sign did not leave sufficient space between the words 'pen' and 'is'.

There's plenty of space.  Someone just knows how to get attention and free publicity.
 
2014-04-09 11:25:54 AM
But its friends call it Merkin.
 
2014-04-09 11:44:53 AM
*shakes tiny fist at brap*

/I guess the joke was pretty obvious
 
2014-04-09 01:15:19 PM
Well, it caught people's attention.
 
2014-04-09 01:16:45 PM
Will it rise up from the other bars, or will it just dangle sadly as any other?.
 
2014-04-09 01:16:54 PM
Busch beer is their best seller.
 
2014-04-09 01:17:50 PM
t1.gstatic.com
 
2014-04-09 01:18:54 PM
The Knobby Merkin?
 
2014-04-09 01:20:59 PM
Is that anything like the Locks and Cocks?
 
2014-04-09 01:22:13 PM
Perhaps promoting they were now part of the Pen15 club?
 
2014-04-09 01:24:41 PM
A new fetish for fans of senor Wences
 
2014-04-09 01:24:43 PM
The Toupeepee?
 
2014-04-09 01:27:11 PM
The Merkin and Phallus is open for business!
 
2014-04-09 01:31:09 PM
Brilliant marketing.
 
2014-04-09 01:31:54 PM
How do these pubs get their names? Do they come from drunken free association sessions?
 
2014-04-09 01:33:06 PM

wildcardjack: How do these pubs get their names? Do they come from drunken free association sessions?


You'd be amazed how many things were named during drinking binges (most towns in Denmark were named like this, from what I hear).
 
2014-04-09 01:37:29 PM
that's one pub sign i don't want to see
 
2014-04-09 01:39:39 PM
img.fark.net
 
2014-04-09 01:44:39 PM
I saw something similar on an album cover once. I had to see a therapist to get over it
 
2014-04-09 01:48:09 PM
So... it's a cross-dresser's hangout?
 
2014-04-09 01:49:31 PM
Almost twenty posts and no mention of this site?
 
2014-04-09 01:52:14 PM

bughunter: So... it's a cross-dresser's hangout?


There's no more perfect name for a British-themed drag bar.
 
2014-04-09 02:00:29 PM
Good place to play the Crying Game?
 
2014-04-09 02:01:17 PM

bughunter: So... it's a cross-dresser's hangout?


+1

/i lol'ed so hard i choked
//was having a cigarette
///slashies!
 
2014-04-09 02:02:58 PM

brap: But its friends call it Merkin.


Do they serve Maynard James Keenan's wine?
 
2014-04-09 02:05:25 PM
Whig & Penis is the title of my Millard Fillmore biography.
 
2014-04-09 02:06:09 PM
lh5.googleusercontent.com
 
2014-04-09 02:08:04 PM
i1168.photobucket.com

/oblig
//obscure much?
 
2014-04-09 02:09:33 PM

matthasaproblem: bughunter: So... it's a cross-dresser's hangout?

There's no more perfect name for a British-themed drag bar.


I'd suggest "The Merkin and Gherkin" ...

Related:
img.fark.net
 
2014-04-09 02:17:45 PM

ristst: [i1168.photobucket.com image 256x192]

/oblig
//obscure much?


I didn't get to where I am today by posting obscure GIF's........

www.brightonsbm.com
 
2014-04-09 02:26:11 PM

CygnusDarius: wildcardjack: How do these pubs get their names? Do they come from drunken free association sessions?

You'd be amazed how many things were named during drinking binges (most towns in Denmark were named like this, from what I hear).


I'd love to know the ground rules. I image they'd be something like this:

People can start making suggestions after 2 pints.

No funal decision is made until there are at least 5 persons who drank at least 6 pints each.

If for whatever reason you stop drinking, or can't keep up, your suggestions are withdrawn (but can be reintroduced by remaining participants.

Keep going until only one person is left or everyone agrees.
 
OGC
2014-04-09 02:26:15 PM
Crazy brits with phallic signage issues? I'm definitely in the right thread.
 
2014-04-09 02:34:44 PM
31.media.tumblr.com


See that man going in the Wig and Pen?
He was charged with telling lies again.

 
2014-04-09 02:37:14 PM

DerAppie: CygnusDarius: wildcardjack: How do these pubs get their names? Do they come from drunken free association sessions?

You'd be amazed how many things were named during drinking binges (most towns in Denmark were named like this, from what I hear).

I'd love to know the ground rules. I image they'd be something like this:

People can start making suggestions after 2 pints.

No funal decision is made until there are at least 5 persons who drank at least 6 pints each.

If for whatever reason you stop drinking, or can't keep up, your suggestions are withdrawn (but can be reintroduced by remaining participants.

Keep going until only one person is left or everyone agrees.


Wonders if that's how Dildo, Newfoundland got its name.
 
2014-04-09 02:50:42 PM

dopekitty74: DerAppie: CygnusDarius: wildcardjack: How do these pubs get their names? Do they come from drunken free association sessions?

You'd be amazed how many things were named during drinking binges (most towns in Denmark were named like this, from what I hear).

I'd love to know the ground rules. I image they'd be something like this:

People can start making suggestions after 2 pints.

No funal decision is made until there are at least 5 persons who drank at least 6 pints each.

If for whatever reason you stop drinking, or can't keep up, your suggestions are withdrawn (but can be reintroduced by remaining participants.

Keep going until only one person is left or everyone agrees.

Wonders if that's how Dildo, Newfoundland got its name.


We can only hope.
 
2014-04-09 02:53:34 PM
I found the proprietors:

images.politico.com
 
2014-04-09 02:54:47 PM

bughunter: So... it's a cross-dresser's hangout?


That will be the result regardless of whether it was the intention. NTTAWWT.
 
2014-04-09 02:56:39 PM
That's not a joke, that's just bad keming.

/xkcd/Kerning
//oblig
 
2014-04-09 02:59:22 PM

HaywoodJablonski: I saw something similar on an album cover once. I had to see a therapist to get over it


A combination therapist analyst?
 
2014-04-09 03:02:11 PM

Karako: That's not a joke, that's just bad keming.

/xkcd/Kerning
//oblig


akroot313.andrewkeir313.netdna-cdn.com

www.funnymos.com
 
2014-04-09 03:04:43 PM
♫ ♪ ♫  6 inches forward, 5 inches back....♫ ♪ ♫
 
2014-04-09 03:04:48 PM
...but is it mightier than a pork sword?
 
2014-04-09 03:06:01 PM

Ghastly: HaywoodJablonski: I saw something similar on an album cover once. I had to see a therapist to get over it

A combination therapist analyst?


How did you know he was an analrapist?
 
2014-04-09 03:07:24 PM

Vacation Bible School: ♫ ♪ ♫  6 inches forward, 5 inches back....♫ ♪ ♫


cinema1544.files.wordpress.com
 
2014-04-09 03:08:26 PM
If you like pubs with somewhat phallic-sounding names
i13.photobucket.com
 
2014-04-09 03:08:36 PM

under a mountain: [31.media.tumblr.com image 758x634]

See that man going in the Wig and Pen?
He was charged with telling lies again.


That album is in my personal all time top ten. That's a TF'ing.
 
2014-04-09 03:09:04 PM

HaywoodJablonski: Ghastly: HaywoodJablonski: I saw something similar on an album cover once. I had to see a therapist to get over it

A combination therapist analyst?

How did you know he was an analrapist?


He gave me his business card.
 
2014-04-09 03:10:17 PM
Holy shiat!!

Thanks...personal fave of mine also.
 
2014-04-09 03:11:10 PM

under a mountain: Holy shiat!!

Thanks...personal fave of mine also.


That TF joy will wear off soon.
 
2014-04-09 03:11:34 PM
I'm turgid for this.
 
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