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(ABC 27)   Like having bumper stickers on your car? They could give away too much information. Subby will continue to put his stick-figure family on his car now   (abc27.com) divider line 238
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2014-04-09 08:02:50 AM
I think this one sums it up nicely
stickerish.com
 
2014-04-09 08:06:34 AM
I have a "So it goes" sticker on mine.
 
2014-04-09 08:18:23 AM
Some people manage to give away every thought they've ever had
 
2014-04-09 08:19:24 AM
I was joking about starting a FW FW FW FW FW FW FW RE ZOMG email chain about this the other day stating that pedophiles target your children by looking at the stick figure family on your SUV, but it looks like the mainstream media beat me to it.

Anything to cause a panic, I suppose.
 
2014-04-09 08:21:30 AM
I have a long standing "NO bumper sticker" policy due to the fact that the #1 way to avoid police encounters is to not get noticed.
 
2014-04-09 08:29:29 AM
I used to see a car with those stick figures on it here in SLC. One man, three women, and a boat load of children. Always took it as someone being funny here in LDS country, but who knows?
 
2014-04-09 08:30:37 AM
Well, if you're worried about being targeted because of having a stick family sticker on your car, one easily workable solution is to put, on the other side, and "I'm with the NRA...and I vote" sticker. That communicates that you're a gun owner, and will create instant respect and fear on the part of any potential criminal. They'll move on to target the next stick family car, which is sad in its own way but what can you do? You're not the world police, you can only be responsible for your own safety.
 
2014-04-09 08:32:38 AM
Really?
Man, the paranoia just DOES NOT end with these people.

and thats coming from a guy with 3 kids, including a 13YO girl
 
ZAZ [TotalFark]
2014-04-09 08:34:25 AM
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"I keep my savings in gold and you should rob me."
 
2014-04-09 08:38:47 AM
My car only has a "Watch Out For Motorcycles" on it. Last car I had before it met its unfortuante end had quite a few. The motorcycle one plus a few vacation destinations on it. Might add a few more to my current one but I will try not to go too crazy on it this time.
 
2014-04-09 08:42:56 AM

Pocket Ninja: Well, if you're worried about being targeted because of having a stick family sticker on your car, one easily workable solution is to put, on the other side, and "I'm with the NRA...and I vote" sticker. That communicates that you're a gun owner, and will create instant respect and fear on the part of any potential criminal. They'll move on to target the next stick family car, which is sad in its own way but what can you do? You're not the world police, you can only be responsible for your own safety.


A whole lot of this.
 
2014-04-09 08:45:09 AM
I put stick figures of kids and critters on my drivers door just under the mirror, fighter pilot style.
 
2014-04-09 08:46:22 AM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Some people manage to give away every thought they've ever had


I don't hold any convictions that I wish to share with others that can fit on a bumper sticker.  That and you don't want some vandal keying your car because they disagree with your trite convictions.
 
2014-04-09 08:46:59 AM
am very proud of my "I would rather be spanking my monkey" bumper sticker.
 
2014-04-09 08:47:02 AM

ZAZ: "I keep my savings in gold and you should rob me."


He may as well have put another stick on that read "I stockpile illegal firearms and carry concealed without a permit. Darrell Issa is a leftist commie. And I have a permit to hunt illegals."
 
2014-04-09 08:47:42 AM
I used to have one that said "So many freaks, so few circuses" Now I just have a little decal in the back side window saying I drove the Großglockner Highway.
 
2014-04-09 08:48:14 AM
I wanted to get a stick figure guy and then about fifty cats but I saw someone else beat me to it.
 
2014-04-09 08:48:35 AM
The one I have.

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2014-04-09 08:48:40 AM

Ker_Thwap: MaudlinMutantMollusk: Some people manage to give away every thought they've ever had

I don't hold any convictions that I wish to share with others that can fit on a bumper sticker.  That and you don't want some vandal keying your car because they disagree with your trite convictions.


I have a couple of small, noncontroversial stickers because my car is a plain white Toyota, and something distinctive makes it easier to identify in a parking lot. But no, nothing with an actual message that I want to shout to the world.
 
2014-04-09 08:49:29 AM
Or it could inspire the greatest barbershop quartet the world has ever known.

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/window stick-on, bumper stickers, meh, close enough ;p
 
2014-04-09 08:49:30 AM
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2014-04-09 08:50:20 AM
When I was a kid I found "My son is inmate of the month at County prison." Put that on my parents' car. Didn't last long though.
 
2014-04-09 08:50:59 AM
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GBB [TotalFark]
2014-04-09 08:51:40 AM
I remember the big thing growing up in the '80s was for kids not to wear shirts with their names on it, for a stranger could approach and say "Johnny, come with my, your Dad's been in an accident."  Little Johnny would think it's legit because the person knew his name.

And now we have parents, who grew up in this fashion, putting all sorts of decals, such as their son's school, jersey number, and his name on the back window of their Highlander.

Those who fail to study history... something... something.
 
2014-04-09 08:51:52 AM
Pocket Ninja
Well, if you're worried about being targeted because of having a stick family sticker on your car, one easily workable solution is to put, on the other side, and "I'm with the NRA...and I vote" sticker. That communicates that you're a gun owner, and will create instant respect and fear on the part of any potential criminal. They'll move on to target the next stick family car, which is sad in its own way but what can you do? You're not the world police, you can only be responsible for your own safety.


Although I agree totally with you, that could also target your vehicle to get broke into by some scum wanting to steal your gun.
 
2014-04-09 08:51:57 AM
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Problem solved - no one messes with a T-Rex
 
2014-04-09 08:52:18 AM
Or the predator could just look IN your vehicle to see who is riding with you.

But yeah, those stickers sound dangerous, be afraid.
 
2014-04-09 08:52:36 AM
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"Ah like shewtin' Libs."
 
2014-04-09 08:53:15 AM
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2014-04-09 08:54:18 AM
Wanna freak someone out?  Just keep a small razor with you and when you see one of those family stick figures on the back of a vehicle, just cut off the heads of a couple of the people.  Be sure to get at least one child and the pet, if there is a pet.
 
2014-04-09 08:54:20 AM
Saw one car with the stick figure "family."  Husband, wife, 2 kids, yada, yada, yada.

The husband/father was crossed out.

/I lol'd
 
2014-04-09 08:55:31 AM
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On my car.  It gets torn off a lot.
 
2014-04-09 08:56:00 AM
No kids by choice. So no stick people bumper people. just a KC Royals decal
 
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2014-04-09 08:56:31 AM
 
2014-04-09 08:56:48 AM

Mid_mo_mad_man: No kids by choice. So no stick people bumper people. just a KC Royals decal


Bumper sticker
 
2014-04-09 08:57:42 AM
Wanna get arrested? Vandalize someone's car.
 
2014-04-09 08:57:51 AM
This is how the Trinity Killer got his victims.
 
2014-04-09 08:59:56 AM

Publikwerks: Problem solved - no one messes with a T-Rex


I have never wanted a bumper sticker or decal on my car. Until now.
 
2014-04-09 09:00:48 AM
For example, the stick figure family can give rough ages of your kids, their interests and sometimes their names.

Your kid's friendly uncle already knows all of this.
 
2014-04-09 09:00:57 AM
On more than one occasion I've seen a circular Pedobear window sticker  on the back window of a car.  WTF is this shiat?
 
2014-04-09 09:01:01 AM
I've always thought that.  Why p*ss off some random lunatic who hates what you like.  The less personal info the better, especially when it's being exposed to thousands of other drivers.
 
2014-04-09 09:01:26 AM
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2014-04-09 09:01:27 AM
I always though "Jesus wishes you would shut up" would make a good bumper sticker.
 
2014-04-09 09:01:34 AM
"bad cop, no donut" was always my favorite.

I always wondered if that was used by cops and their families to ward off tickets. I mean, who else would put that on their car?
 
2014-04-09 09:01:35 AM
Stickers on my Jeep

www.thefoat.com

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Sticker underhood on Jaguar

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2014-04-09 09:01:41 AM

Mad Scientist: [img.fark.net image 300x300]
On my car.  It gets torn off a lot.


Wait.  People get so offended by bumper stickers that they personally vandalize them?  They risk a misdemeanor over their feelings?  Christ, people are dumb.
 
2014-04-09 09:02:25 AM
The people that I want to bit slap are the people that plaster the memorial window decals on their farking car. WTF am I supposed to do? Pull over and mourn? It just never made any sense.
 
2014-04-09 09:02:29 AM
I have the stick figure sandals on the back of my car. In between larger pair with toes up  is a pair of smaller sandals pointing down.
 
2014-04-09 09:03:34 AM

Three Crooked Squirrels: I used to see a car with those stick figures on it here in SLC. One man, three women, and a boat load of children. Always took it as someone being funny here in LDS country, but who knows?


As a Mormon I find that hilarious.

/only one wife
 
2014-04-09 09:03:44 AM

Mad Scientist: [img.fark.net image 300x300]
On my car.  It gets torn off a lot.


Must be location, because my FSM badge lasted years before I finally took it off myself.
 
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