colinspooky: Nearly subbs. ".......that some Christians believe is the start of the end of days and the second coming of Jesus Christ....." Think you meant to type "and then there's some Christians".
colinspooky: Spreading madness ? You don't believe in relaying all sides then. Well, lucky you are able to pick and choose what you read. At least it's nice to hear different views, even though you may not side with them. Have fun in China where the government decides what's right to read. Apparently, according to some Western media
abhorrent1: Someone just tell me who give my life savings too.
starsrift: ...There shall in that time be rumors of things going astray, erm, and there shall be a great confusion as to where things really are, and nobody will really know where lieth those little things with the sort of raffia-work base, that has an attachment. At that time, a friend shall lose his friend's hammer, and the young shall not know where lieth the things possessed by their fathers that their fathers put there only just the night before, about eight o'clock...
Arkanaut: abhorrent1: Someone just tell me who give my life savings too.Our Heineken-swilling overlord, of course.
nekom: followed by six full moonsEVERYTHING is followed by six full moons. Classic daily fail.
jayhawk88: For the first time in 778 days...Wow. Do you remember what your life was like, lo those many 2.1 years ago?
CruJones: For once, any christian-bashing is unwarranted, this is a nutjob thing, not a christian-nutjob thing.
Unoriginal_Username: abhorrent1: Someone just tell me who give my life savings too.If you'd like I will hold on to it.In the event that you survive, you will have your savings returned to you, minus a small holding and processing fee*./Fee will be no less then 40% and no greater then 60% depending on the damage, if any, done during the apocalypse. Terms subject to change if global destruction occurs. In the case of all currency becoming invalid, repayment will be made in the form of bottle caps at half of the current value of said currency.
nekom: colinspooky: Spreading madness ? You don't believe in relaying all sides then. Well, lucky you are able to pick and choose what you read. At least it's nice to hear different views, even though you may not side with them. Have fun in China where the government decides what's right to read. Apparently, according to some Western mediaTEACH THE CONTROVERSY!
moeburn: 2 nights ago, i looked up and saw an object so red that i thought it surely had to be Mars. Google Sky Maps confirmed it. I had heard mars described as visibly red in the night sky, but never seen it so clearly. I was hoping this article would give some sciency explanation, but no. :(
kling_klang_bed: Every other thing out there means the end to certain Christians. Didn't Christ say "I shall come as a thief in the night, and you will not know at what hour I shall come on you"?
stonicus: Jesus came back years ago... we locked him up in an nuthouse and keep him drugged up to the gills so he would stop riling up the other patients.
Punk Rock Hippie: I personally believe that when Mars lines up with the Earth and the sun, all trees will turn to spaghetti nooodles. I also wear my underwear on my head and rub grape jelly on my lips as I run through the park making friends with streetlights.
nulluspixiusdemonica: Punk Rock Hippie: "we'll agree to only print the ones that have some basis in facts and reality."Facts and reality don't move units... unless it feeds our infantile inner voyeur and there's a chance of embarrassment, nudity or graphic drama...
GDubDub: FTFA: The chance alignment has only happened three times in the last 500 yearsUm... There's nothing "chance" about planetary orbital mechanics.
Rapmaster2000: I skipped the article and just went to the sidebar for what I call The Skank Report. The Daily Fail is my go to source for news on some skank that went to some party.
colinspooky: omg - it is madness http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/end-world-upon-us-rare-339214 2
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