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(Independent)   Naked butlers always ruin everything, with their strippers and booze and partying   ( divider line
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5233 clicks; posted to Main » on 09 Apr 2014 at 3:34 AM (3 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2014-04-09 12:12:37 AM  
See Kanye, THIS is your crowd. They would welcome you and your soulless slam pig* Kim with open arms. Forget about those uppity Hollywood folks.

*can't take credit for another farkers brilliant description of that Kardassian wench
2014-04-09 01:03:10 AM  

But strippers can never make a party go bad. It is not their fault ever.
Did I drink too much?
Where is the bed?
2014-04-09 03:48:08 AM  
"Ruined". Huh, that's a funny way of spelling "Made Awesome"...
2014-04-09 03:51:18 AM
2014-04-09 03:58:38 AM
2014-04-09 04:01:28 AM
2014-04-09 04:32:50 AM  
I misread the headline.
2014-04-09 04:45:35 AM  
If you can't have naked butlers, prostitutes and inflatable phalluses...

Why bother getting rich in first place?
2014-04-09 04:45:38 AM  
They're just jealous because of how much they had to pay for their butler's chaps.
2014-04-09 04:51:08 AM  
OMG!  They have flying beer bottles!  I need to be there.  That's only three steps away from flying cars!

/almost peed my pants
//like a little girl
2014-04-09 05:29:15 AM  
Some rich people really suck at being rich. If you are rich and are still worried about status, you have not gone to far. The wealthiest people I know are people who spend their wealth on experiences, not property.

Those concerned with an address are really small-minded knobs.
2014-04-09 05:31:48 AM  
Man, it must be terrible to live in a place where you can still do what you want with your own house.
2014-04-09 06:12:34 AM  

Just give back the $50,000 your gay friend stole from my sock drawer!

2014-04-09 06:37:02 AM  
Naked Butler's would be a,good band name.
2014-04-09 07:10:34 AM  
2014-04-09 07:30:31 AM  
I can't work up too much sympathy for them. If they don't like the party houses, why don't they buy them? They are millionaires, after all. Problem solved.
2014-04-09 08:12:47 AM  

GoodScout: [ image 850x477]

came to post Woodhouse, left happy.  The dinosaur makes that AWESOME!
2014-04-09 08:18:14 AM  
Good fences make good neighbors.  Learn to get along like the plebs.
2014-04-09 08:52:58 AM  
THAT's the trouble with being rich these days. . . . people just don't respect your privilege like they should.
2014-04-09 08:54:33 AM  
Blaming naked butlers for the loud partygoers is like blaming the pizza delivery guy for the blaring music. What makes you think that person has discretionary control over that?
2014-04-09 08:58:22 AM  
"...the cook, she is a whore..."
2014-04-09 10:40:07 AM  
TFA: "We have seen..."

Build a fence.
Or, sell your property to a developer, find a *new* quiet retirement community and get *yourself* a naked butler with the difference.
2014-04-09 02:38:26 PM  
1% problems
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