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(Orlando Sentinel)   Topless woman wearing nothing but a thong breaks into a McDonald's, trashes the entire place, then helps herself to some softserve   (orlandosentinel.com) divider line 158
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2014-04-08 07:48:17 PM
The Aristocrats!

//seriously, though, what the...
 
2014-04-08 07:49:38 PM
Crazy, topless, and in search of cream.

Yes, please.
 
2014-04-08 07:50:16 PM
For those of you that want to skip to the topless chick. (NSFW obviously)
 
2014-04-08 07:50:18 PM
I'm absolutely amazed she hasn't sued the shiat out of them yet.
 
2014-04-08 07:50:44 PM
A topless woman wearing nothing but a thong. So, I take it she wasn't wearing the thong as a top. Got it.
 
2014-04-08 07:50:53 PM

Honest Bender: I'm absolutely amazed she hasn't sued the shiat out of them yet.


Annnnnd wrong thread.
 
2014-04-08 07:51:22 PM
 she's lucky, here the story woulda ended with a tazer, zip ties and a ball gag....
 
2014-04-08 07:51:58 PM

Honest Bender: Honest Bender: I'm absolutely amazed she hasn't sued the shiat out of them yet.

Annnnnd wrong thread.


i thought that was a well placed McJoke.
 
2014-04-08 07:52:01 PM

Honest Bender: I'm absolutely amazed she hasn't sued the shiat out of them yet.


I think that intentionally going topless in public while committing crimes abrogates certain expectations of privacy.
 
2014-04-08 07:52:08 PM
So you guys maybe should just suck it up and go to White Castle.
 
2014-04-08 07:52:31 PM
Some people will do anything to get a McRib, I guess
 
2014-04-08 07:52:36 PM

Honest Bender: Honest Bender: I'm absolutely amazed she hasn't sued the shiat out of them yet.

Annnnnd wrong thread.


But still applicable, so ya got that going for ya...
 
2014-04-08 07:52:37 PM
I'd hit it.
 
2014-04-08 07:52:40 PM
She's got huuuuge.....tracts of land, serious attitude, and an appetite for ice cream. That makes me wonder...what's my ex up to these days?
 
2014-04-08 07:53:12 PM

Elegy: For those of you that want to skip to the topless chick. (NSFW obviously)


Eh, floppy.
 
2014-04-08 07:53:27 PM

Honest Bender: I'm absolutely amazed she hasn't sued the shiat out of them yet.


in a world where the burglar sues the homeowner for shooting him...no, sadly, you're in the right thread..
 
2014-04-08 07:55:00 PM
Figures. Fat
 
2014-04-08 07:55:30 PM
Definitely not beneath my standards, if you fix the crazy.
 
2014-04-08 07:56:19 PM

Elegy: For those of you that want to skip to the topless chick. (NSFW obviously)


It's like Godzilla!

/ If Godzilla were a topless woman wearing nothing but a thong!
 
2014-04-08 07:57:47 PM

abhorrent1: Figures. Fat


Pfffft, security cameras add 15lbs. And those are some "soft serve" dispensers she's got there.
 
2014-04-08 07:57:52 PM
How is that different than a "woman wearing nothing but a thong"?  Topless is implied, no?
 
2014-04-08 07:59:10 PM
It is never the people you want to see naked.
 
2014-04-08 07:59:12 PM
Mom?
 
2014-04-08 07:59:17 PM

FunkOut: Elegy: For those of you that want to skip to the topless chick. (NSFW obviously)

Eh, floppy.


Gravity's a biatch, huh?
 
2014-04-08 08:00:55 PM
bath salts anyone?
 
2014-04-08 08:01:41 PM
We'll probably never know, but I'd love to know what set her off and why McDonald's....
 
2014-04-08 08:02:42 PM
I enjoyed the view, but I'm probably more appreciative than most about what a natural, reasonably well-endowed woman actually looks like in real life.
 
2014-04-08 08:02:49 PM
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2014-04-08 08:03:49 PM
Why is that "security camera" shaking around like some teenager holding a phone?
 
2014-04-08 08:04:12 PM
Fark is slow. Saw this a few days back.
 
2014-04-08 08:04:38 PM

Honest Bender: Honest Bender: I'm absolutely amazed she hasn't sued the shiat out of them yet.

Annnnnd wrong thread.


Honest Bender, you're way too honest.

That was premium trollbait, with a nice dash of "WTF" thrown in. It had the subtle tang of non-sequitur with the first tasting, but upon further consideration it acquired the seasoned bouquet of a subtle jab at the sensibilities of those "who know better."

I'm frankly disgusted you would waste such a vintage, sir or madam.
 
2014-04-08 08:06:00 PM
So, neither of the guys in that video approach her to stop the rampage. Ah, the power of naked boobies. I like how when she finally gets her soft serve she pauses for a moment, hand on hip, like "mission accomplished."
 
2014-04-08 08:06:35 PM

Super Chronic: I enjoyed the view, but I'm probably more appreciative than most about what a natural, reasonably well-endowed woman actually looks like in real life.


nudist parents?
 
2014-04-08 08:08:04 PM

don't understand: Crazy, topless, and in search of cream.

Yes, please.


Dude, you never stick your dick in crazy...especially THAT crazy.  Not to mention she's fugly (which is not commenting on her weight at all).
 
2014-04-08 08:08:09 PM
Sounds like they ran out of McBathsalts and McMeth
 
2014-04-08 08:08:43 PM

bingethinker: Why is that "security camera" shaking around like some teenager holding a phone?


Because it is a teenager holding a phone... recording a computer screen showing the security camera footage.
 
2014-04-08 08:09:48 PM

LtDarkstar: bath salts anyone?


That was my first guess...or this shiat called Red Dawn.  Apparently it is some sort of synthetic ectasylike stuff.  I had a girl at work using that stuff and she went crazier than a fruitcake.  She freely admitted that she was taking it as an energy supplement - the last anyone saw of her she was riding her crotch rocket down the road while standing on the seat and only steering with one hand.

Good times...
 
2014-04-08 08:13:01 PM
www.humorhound.com
 
2014-04-08 08:13:27 PM

Witness99: So, neither of the guys in that video approach her to stop the rampage. Ah, the power of naked boobies. I like how when she finally gets her soft serve she pauses for a moment, hand on hip, like "mission accomplished."


Power of naked boobs has nothing to do with it. Unless you're referring to sane men's "fear factor" about touching women who might claim sexual assault, no matter how clear it is that they're just trying to stop a destructive rampage.

Plus: minimum wage. I'm not getting in any crazy rampager's way for minimum wage.
 
2014-04-08 08:14:31 PM

Animatronik: Definitely not beneath my standards, if you fix the crazy.



This. Although I'd hit it once with the crazy.
 
2014-04-08 08:14:48 PM
Soft serve makes everything better.
 
2014-04-08 08:15:38 PM
Great. Now Soft Serve will be in my head the rest of the day.
 
2014-04-08 08:17:04 PM
Nice pair of Big Macs.
 
2014-04-08 08:18:18 PM

Wild Eyed and Wicked: LtDarkstar: bath salts anyone?

That was my first guess...or this shiat called Red Dawn.  Apparently it is some sort of synthetic ectasylike stuff.  I had a girl at work using that stuff and she went crazier than a fruitcake.  She freely admitted that she was taking it as an energy supplement - the last anyone saw of her she was riding her crotch rocket down the road while standing on the seat and only steering with one hand.

Good times...


Unless she was screaming "WOLVERINES!", I do not care
 
2014-04-08 08:18:38 PM
Sort of want.
 
2014-04-08 08:20:01 PM
She certainly supersized her breast meal.
 
2014-04-08 08:20:42 PM
But to me,it was a Wednesday.
/i miss Raul Julia :/
 
2014-04-08 08:20:43 PM

LtDarkstar: bath salts anyone?


Well, I think we can safely assume it's not meth.
 
2014-04-08 08:20:52 PM
To everyone who says she's fugly: take a look at your hand. That's right. You get it: which would you rather use, your hand, or various parts of her body? I'd take her home, then turn off the lights. She's whoever I want her to be when the lights are off. Tits aren't bad either.
 
2014-04-08 08:21:23 PM

Honest Bender: Honest Bender: I'm absolutely amazed she hasn't sued the shiat out of them yet.

Annnnnd wrong thread.


yet, she probably will.
 
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