mrlewish: You people have offices? I do work. Threw a truck today. Only 45 feet though.. a bit small. Hates little boxes. fark can't you consolidate for Christs sake? Do you have any idea how heavy boxes of motor oil get after doing that stuff for 3 hours? Yeah my job sucks but I could beat you up and take your woman.
Marcus Aurelius: I insist on an open office. You can keep your screen to yourself, but your desk has no front, and I can't abide clutter.These are awesome by the way.
Marcus Aurelius: I can't abide clutter.
Perducci: Maybe I'm just jaded, but this video seems fake-ish.The too-serious nature of the guy's goofy comments ("vintage automotive robots", "shipped by flat pack")...The blank look on the woman's face (as if she's not sure where to focus her eyes)...The almost-too-casual touching of the surface at various points...The carefully placed liquor bottles and other props...The clearly choreographed staff wandering around and under the desk at various points for no particular reason...The camera panning around unnecessarily in various directions...It all seems like a lead up to revealing that this is just a viral video the agency made, showing off some of their CGI skills.On the other hand, I've been in many ad agency offices over the years and this is exactly the sort of stupid, waste of client money, impractical, style-over-substance stuff that I could picture them doing in real life.
Your Hind Brain: fark that! Even call centers have a bit more privacy. But think of all the new buzzwords you'll learn! Where will their bi-weekly corporate meetings be held? At least there's booze. Skateboards and flame throwers for everyone.
untaken_name: Marcus Aurelius: I can't abide clutter.[jewelhistory.com image 466x222][endzog.files.wordpress.com image 620x456]Just sayin'.
Ghastly: [img.fark.net image 653x367]Okay I want my desk next to the booze.
Mitch Mitchell: I interviewed at a place with an open floor plan. Everybody had an unobscured view to everyone else. It creeped me out soo much I flubbed my interview intentionally. Plus, they had a strict no smoking on company grounds policy./I'd need a smoke after listening to Debra explaining how her kid almost shot a goal for fifteen minutes.
davidphogan: untaken_name: Marcus Aurelius: I can't abide clutter.[jewelhistory.com image 466x222][endzog.files.wordpress.com image 620x456]Just sayin'.Wow. That escalated quickly.
ornithopter: mrlewish: You people have offices? I do work. Threw a truck today. Only 45 feet though.. a bit small. Hates little boxes. fark can't you consolidate for Christs sake? Do you have any idea how heavy boxes of motor oil get after doing that stuff for 3 hours? Yeah my job sucks but I could beat you up and take your woman.Gee, I didn't know the "I pick things up and put them down" guy from that one commercial had a fark account.Oh, and you know what's even less impressive to women than having a job that a gorilla could do? Treating us as objects, especially as objects you can claim by violence. Go back to your cave, Neanderthal.
chance4510: That guy in the video is a class 2 douche bag. Nobody cares if you used old automobile robots to cut your desk. Or that you poured resin on the desks or had it flat shipped.He would be one annoying SOB to hang out with."This beer I am drinking - the glass was frosted in an old lead lined fridigaire I bought at a LA antique shop. The hops were grown in an organic, indoor, garden on a rooftop in the south of France and brewed in a small metal vat made from melted down Japanese swords by a druidic metal smith at a castle in Ireland."Yeah, screw you.
CruJones: No one at my company has an office, not even the CEO. You get used to it.
Sin_City_Superhero: meyerkev: Ok, that's pretty cool.No it's not. You know what's cool?...having a door on my private office.
AlwaysRightBoy: FlashHarry: Bad move. Account people shouldn't watch creatives at work. It only fosters jealously.Do you really think they're smart enough and old enough to notice?The young account kids are really just there to party.
meyerkev: Won't go green because you submitted at the wrong time of day, but pretty cool.
evilmousse: Re: can't abide clutter, Einstein & Hitler -- to be fair, Einstein's skills at organizing a populace outshone Einstein's to a degree comparable to how Einstein outshone in theoretical physics. Different techniques for different skill-sets and functions I suppose.
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