ReapTheChaos: I love asparagus, but it doesn't make my pee smell any differently than it does any other time.
K3rmy: Peeing green is overrated. Malvert pees red.Obscure as a horse head bookend.
hervatski: hand to God
Kujira: hervatski: hand to GodI believe that may be considered a sin to Christianity-types.
some_beer_drinker: what can i eat that will turn my pee blue? that would be cool.
patchvonbraun: buckler: NIXON YOU DOLT!!!!!: buckler: some_beer_drinker: what can i eat that will turn my pee blue? that would be cool.Methylene blue. It's fun to dump into the drinks at parties and wait by the bathroom door to hear the screams.Boy,I hope none of the friends at your party are on SSRIs. Because that would suck.Right. Note to self: do not learn science from episodes of M*A*S*H.SSRIs didn't come onto the scene until 1987, and M*A*S*H takes place in the 1950s, so, you know, there's that. But, yeah, I just read about the MAOI-like effects of MB, and MAOI+SSRI very often == serontonin syndrome, which can kill you real bad. The more you know...
CruJones: Purple drink turns your poop green./as can too many sour gummy worms//no, I'm not seven///or as fat as I sound
K3rmy: Peeing green is overrated. Malvert pees red.[www.badmovies.org image 600x330]Obscure as a horse head bookend.
FacetiouslyYours: K3rmy: Peeing green is overrated. Malvert pees red.[www.badmovies.org image 600x330]Obscure as a horse head bookend.I'm going to kill the kid with the chewing gum!/best.movie.ever.//wish it wasn't so obscure///sooo many great quotes
patchvonbraun: powhound: List fails without explaining why guava/pineapple make her love you loooooong time.powhound: List fails without explaining why guava/pineapple make her love you loooooong time.I tried that for a while--drinking pineapple juice a coupla times a day. (Now ex) wife reported that it improved jizz flavor only very very slightly.
NikkiPoooo: ReapTheChaos: I love asparagus, but it doesn't make my pee smell any differently than it does any other time.Has anyone else ever smelled your asparagus pee, and have you ever smelled anyone else's?It could be that no, yours doesn't really smell different but it could also be that you lack the olfactory receptors to detect it. Non-excreters and non-smellers both exist in small proportions.
If you like these links, you'll love
The next best thing to UltraFark
Sign up for the Fark NotNewsletter!
Links are submitted by members of the Fark community.
When community members submit a link, they also write a custom headline for the story.
Other Farkers comment on the links. This is the number of comments. Click here to read them.
You need to create an account to submit links or post comments.
Click here to submit a link.
Also on Fark
Submit a Link »
Copyright © 1999 - 2017 Fark, Inc | Last updated: Sep 24 2017 05:11:42
Runtime: 0.330 sec (330 ms)