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(Talking Baws)   Football legend Hristo Stoichkov tweets screenshot response to follower... forgets he has porn tabs open on iPad screen   (talkingbaws.com) divider line 33
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2014-04-08 06:44:47 PM
When I went to Afghanistan in 2005, a bunch of coworkers gave me some of their porn DVDs. I learned then...you never want to borrow or see another man's porn preferences. Some of them were into some different type of crap (the operative word).
 
2014-04-08 06:46:45 PM
Meh, BFD. He's a guy. Non story.
 
2014-04-08 07:04:43 PM
I guess this story would be better if I could read Bulgarian, or Greek, or Vulcan...whatever the fark language his tabs and Tweets are in.
 
2014-04-08 07:08:12 PM

Tanukis_Parachute: When I went to Afghanistan in 2005, a bunch of coworkers gave me some of their porn DVDs. I learned then...you never want to borrow or see another man's porn preferences. Some of them were into some different type of crap (the operative word).


Dude, always check the box art first.
 
2014-04-08 07:14:06 PM
There's gotta be an app, even if it's as crude as Paint, that lets you crop shiat out of an image you don't want others to see...
 
2014-04-08 07:15:44 PM

Gecko Gingrich: I guess this story would be better if I could read Bulgarian, or Greek, or Vulcan...whatever the fark language his tabs and Tweets are in.


talkingbaws.files.wordpress.com

Pretty easy to read "Nail.My.Tail" and "Free Porn Sex Vid..."
 
2014-04-08 07:19:49 PM

Princip's Sandwich: Gecko Gingrich: I guess this story would be better if I could read Bulgarian, or Greek, or Vulcan...whatever the fark language his tabs and Tweets are in.



Pretty easy to read "Nail.My.Tail" and "Free Porn Sex Vid..."


I guess I picked two at random, and neither one were one of those, and assumed they were all similar.
 
2014-04-08 07:23:53 PM
.....so?
 
2014-04-08 07:24:57 PM
Bloody William is a soccer player?
 
2014-04-08 07:27:35 PM
what the hell do you expect from a dude...named Hristo?
 
2014-04-08 07:31:14 PM
Stoichkov is hardly a legend...
 
2014-04-08 07:33:23 PM
I expected this to be a story about Joe Namath.
 
2014-04-08 07:36:13 PM

LucklessWonder: Stoichkov is hardly a legend...


Yeah, because you've played over 150 games for Barca and won the 1994 World Cup Golden Boot, then went on to become manager of your home country's national team?  Oh ok then.
 
2014-04-08 07:41:55 PM
Football legend Hristo Stoichkov was awesome. As a Chicago Bear he really dominated the field in the 1930s.
 
2014-04-08 07:43:53 PM
Football*
 
2014-04-08 07:50:26 PM

JasonOfOrillia: Bloody William is a soccer player?


We're done here, folks. Someone lock up and get the lights.
 
2014-04-08 07:57:58 PM
That's not porn, it's game of thrones.
 
2014-04-08 08:02:13 PM
One's capacity for embarrassment tends to decrease after having negligently maimed a college student.
 
2014-04-08 08:29:43 PM
It's just porn tabs.

It's not like it's Mexican donkey midget porn tabs.
 
2014-04-08 08:41:18 PM
Remember: to never get caught watching porn, keep so many porn tabs open at the same time that you couldn't see any titles or icons on the tabs.
 
2014-04-08 08:55:07 PM

Flappyhead: Tanukis_Parachute: When I went to Afghanistan in 2005, a bunch of coworkers gave me some of their porn DVDs. I learned then...you never want to borrow or see another man's porn preferences. Some of them were into some different type of crap (the operative word).

Dude, always check the box art first.


there was no writing on the dvd's and no cases.

they were 'european'.
 
2014-04-08 09:04:22 PM
FOOTBALL??????

Bullshiat.
 
2014-04-08 10:01:47 PM
Ramos - "You were watching porn"
Stoichkov - "Karachi is also necessary to work"

Any Bulgarians, Spaniards, or Catalans want to explain the joke?
 
2014-04-08 10:46:13 PM
Unlike the rest of us, when he looks at porn he doesn't use his hands.
 
2014-04-08 10:52:29 PM

Guelph35: Unlike the rest of us, when he looks at porn he doesn't use his hands.


Nice
 
2014-04-08 11:33:48 PM
Football legend?

www.fame-magazine.com
 
2014-04-09 05:43:59 AM

puckrock2000: Ramos - "You were watching porn"
Stoichkov - "Karachi is also necessary to work"

Any Bulgarians, Spaniards, or Catalans want to explain the joke?


The Stoichkov part is poorly translated. It's more along the lines of:

"That's how Karachi is. One needs to work."
 
2014-04-09 06:31:13 AM

JasonOfOrillia: Bloody William is a soccer player?


That's the embarrassing part.
 
2014-04-09 06:55:33 AM
meh. who cares
 
2014-04-09 07:09:20 AM
So, what's his Fark handle?
 
2014-04-09 08:49:51 AM
Was the hero tag absent?
 
2014-04-09 12:08:02 PM

Gecko Gingrich: Princip's Sandwich: Gecko Gingrich: I guess this story would be better if I could read Bulgarian, or Greek, or Vulcan...whatever the fark language his tabs and Tweets are in.

Pretty easy to read "Nail.My.Tail" and "Free Porn Sex Vid..."

I guess I picked two at random, and neither one were one of those, and assumed they were all similar.


The one named "Jasmin" is probably porn as well, knowing the context.

But yeah well, non-story, if I were idolized as a star footballer, I'd also combine porn and fan letters when jerking off.
 
2014-04-09 01:05:57 PM

Argyle82: LucklessWonder: Stoichkov is hardly a legend...

Yeah, because you've played over 150 games for Barca and won the 1994 World Cup Golden Boot, then went on to become manager of your home country's national team?  Oh ok then.


Thanks for saving me the time to respond.

And if you ever talk to a Bulgarian, make sure to mention Stoichkov - dude is idolized at home.  Rock-star level fame.  Of course, the same could be said of most European countries, but still, the only response I've ever seen that came close was Ole Gunnar Solskjaer in Norway.

/Norway's a lot more fun than Bulgaria
//my opinion
 
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