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(Team Coco) Video Christina Hendricks once caused a bike accident due to exactly the reasons you think   (teamcoco.com) divider line 55
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2014-04-08 05:44:14 PM
Apparently she's a natural blonde.
 
2014-04-08 06:20:10 PM
The guy was likely freaked by the creepy ginger.
 
2014-04-08 07:15:03 PM
Jesus, Conan, be cool.  You're gonna scare her off.  "You're luminous"?!  Way to make sure she never comes on your show again.
 
2014-04-08 07:38:10 PM

chopit: Jesus, Conan, be cool.  You're gonna scare her off.  "You're luminous"?!  Way to make sure she never comes on your show again.


I would have went with 'translucent'.  If you held her up to a flashlight, i'm pretty sure you could see her bones.
 
2014-04-08 07:50:18 PM
Someday she's going to finally get fed up and shout "Yes, I know, I have huge tits, get over it!" and there will be a really long awkward pause that will last years.
 
2014-04-08 07:53:49 PM

RoomFullOfMonkeys: Someday she's going to finally get fed up and shout "Yes, I know, I have huge tits, get over it!" and there will be a really long awkward pause that will last years.


Is that what happened to Arsenio hall?
 
2014-04-08 08:17:43 PM

Revek: Is that what happened to Arsenio hall?


static.atlantablackstar.com
 
2014-04-08 08:22:09 PM
She's oriental?
 
2014-04-08 09:07:10 PM
I'm pretty sure I've seen her on the nose of a B-29 someplace.
 
2014-04-08 09:20:20 PM

Gulper Eel: I'm pretty sure I've seen her on the nose of a B-29 someplace.


She definitely gives off a redheaded ultra curvy pinup vibe. Even if she is a bit thicker than most guys like, I'm still jealous of the snozzberries guy.
 
2014-04-08 09:54:55 PM
img.fark.net
 
2014-04-08 10:02:19 PM
Nice body but there is something about the fact that her eyes aren't quite symmetric that doesn't appeal to me. Would it stop me from riding her like Mark Donahue in a Can-Am car? Hell no.
 
2014-04-08 10:16:53 PM

Dingleberry Dickwad: Gulper Eel: I'm pretty sure I've seen her on the nose of a B-29 someplace.

She definitely gives off a redheaded ultra curvy pinup vibe. Even if she is a bit thicker than most guys like, I'm still jealous of the snozzberries guy.


She's the right thickness.  Just like my penis
 
2014-04-08 10:40:35 PM
At risk of threadjack, anybody else never, ever able to get Conan's site to play video?  I've literally tried three machines, 4 different browsers, including one mobile.  It just spins forever, no errors, no flash object to even right-click on, just no video ever.

How does anyone ever see these?  They've literally never worked even once, no matter what, and its the only site I've come across like that.
 
2014-04-08 11:14:29 PM
Her fat ass blocked the entire bike path?
 
2014-04-08 11:20:10 PM

TheOtherGuy: At risk of threadjack, anybody else never, ever able to get Conan's site to play video?  I've literally tried three machines, 4 different browsers, including one mobile.  It just spins forever, no errors, no flash object to even right-click on, just no video ever.

How does anyone ever see these?  They've literally never worked even once, no matter what, and its the only site I've come across like that.


They always work for me, whether it's on my desktop, my laptop, or my tablet.

I think you have the Tonight Worm. It blocks Conan, and if you hang around long enough, replaces the Conan videos with Jay Leno videos.
 
2014-04-09 12:04:30 AM

TheOtherGuy: At risk of threadjack, anybody else never, ever able to get Conan's site to play video?  I've literally tried three machines, 4 different browsers, including one mobile.  It just spins forever, no errors, no flash object to even right-click on, just no video ever.

How does anyone ever see these?  They've literally never worked even once, no matter what, and its the only site I've come across like that.


Weird, the only site that does that for me is CNN.

It does exactly what you described, just loads constantly. All other sites work just fine, but CNN is just farkered.
 
2014-04-09 12:52:00 AM

unyon: chopit: Jesus, Conan, be cool.  You're gonna scare her off.  "You're luminous"?!  Way to make sure she never comes on your show again.

I would have went with 'translucent'.  If you held her up to a flashlight, i'm pretty sure you could see her bones.


And the vacuum that is the inside of her head
 
2014-04-09 01:04:59 AM
once?
 
2014-04-09 01:05:39 AM
I'll be in my bunk.
 
2014-04-09 05:03:35 AM
Her girdle finally snapped and got caught up in the spokes?
 
2014-04-09 06:13:51 AM

unyon: I would have went with 'translucent'.  If you held her up to a flashlight, i'm pretty sure you could see her bones.


Her and Conan both.
 
2014-04-09 06:16:17 AM

unyon: chopit: Jesus, Conan, be cool.  You're gonna scare her off.  "You're luminous"?!  Way to make sure she never comes on your show again.

I would have went with 'translucent'.  If you held her up to a flashlight, i'm pretty sure you could see her bones.


I've tried that with women I'd had a fancy to.

Unfortunately when you grab women and hold them up against a flashlight, all they do is start screaming. And call the cops.
 
2014-04-09 06:39:33 AM
Whoa, good Bible.
 
2014-04-09 06:43:04 AM
Wow. I'm gonna Studman a bit here, but she wasn't looking that good to me in this appearance. What the hell is wrong with me?
 
2014-04-09 07:22:08 AM
People throw around the term "ginger" way too casually.  No freckles?  No ginger.

/I'll be in my bunk.
 
2014-04-09 07:51:21 AM
Where are the pics?

3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-04-09 07:54:15 AM

RectalFury: Where are the pics?

[3.bp.blogspot.com image 400x300]


Conan, here is your Pict:

s3.amazonaws.com
 
2014-04-09 07:55:53 AM

dittybopper: RectalFury: Where are the pics?

[3.bp.blogspot.com image 400x300]

Conan, here is your Pict:

[s3.amazonaws.com image 850x478]


omglolol.s3-website-us-east-1.amazonaws.com
 
2014-04-09 07:57:43 AM
powip.com
 
2014-04-09 08:04:29 AM
Her as Blanche in Drive. So trashy, yet scalding. Pity about the shotgun.
 
2014-04-09 08:42:09 AM
Red hair, alabaster skin, black dress...............what were we talking about again?
 
2014-04-09 08:44:29 AM
Hey Christina!

I've got a bike, you can ride it if you like.
It's got a basket, a bell that rings and things that make it look good.
 
2014-04-09 08:48:39 AM

Kuta: Hey Christina!

I've got a bike, you can ride it if you like.
It's got a basket, a bell that rings and things that make it look good.


I'd give it to you if I could, but I borrowed it.
 
2014-04-09 08:58:40 AM
She was fingerblasting herself at a bus stop with dem tittays hanging out?
 
2014-04-09 09:22:56 AM

RectalFury: [powip.com image 560x375]


To me she looks fat.
 
2014-04-09 09:26:45 AM

MelGoesOnTour: RectalFury: [powip.com image 560x375]

To me she looks fat.


Good. More for us. Go fark a junkie
 
2014-04-09 09:40:06 AM

RoyHobbs22: She was fingerblasting herself at a bus stop with dem tittays hanging out?


Classiest post I've ever read on FARK.
 
2014-04-09 09:44:07 AM

Crewmannumber6: MelGoesOnTour: RectalFury: [powip.com image 560x375]

To me she looks fat.

Good. More for us. Go fark a junkie


Fap away, then!
 
2014-04-09 09:57:48 AM
Can Ms. Hendricks make two cars crash?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jOAAgDOtNz0
 
2014-04-09 12:47:20 PM
img.fark.net


Our Mrs. Reynolds is aging well.
 
2014-04-09 01:20:45 PM

unyon: chopit: Jesus, Conan, be cool.  You're gonna scare her off.  "You're luminous"?!  Way to make sure she never comes on your show again.

I would have went with 'translucent'.  If you held her up to a flashlight, i'm pretty sure you could see her bones. she would burst into flames



FTFY

/or at the very least get 3rd degree sunburns.
 
2014-04-09 01:45:08 PM

Kuta: Hey Christina!

I've got a bike, you can ride it if you like.
It's got a basket, a bell that rings and things that make it look good.


I've got a dick
and it's getting rather thick
... I don't know why, I call him Gerald.
 
2014-04-09 02:13:34 PM
Is she still married to the super trooper guy?
 
2014-04-09 02:37:38 PM
CSB: I was stopped at a stop light, a couple of cars back when suddenly "BAM!" a car full of teenage boys crashes into the car at the head of the queue.  I immediately looked around and saw that there was a group of teenage girls in tight/minimal clothing holding up signs for a cheerleader car wash.  The owner of the crashed-into car got the kids to admit that they had been distracted by the girls, at which point the cheerleaders began jumping up and down, congratulating themselves that they were so hot they caused a car crash.  I had to laugh, because what girl doesn't want that kind of validation?  It was cute, and nobody got hurt.  The boys learned an important life lesson, and the girls have a story to tell for the rest of their lives.  So no harm done.
 
2014-04-09 02:54:38 PM

RoyHobbs22: She was fingerblasting herself at a bus stop with dem tittays hanging out?


ryanesaki.com
 
2014-04-09 03:44:30 PM
img.fark.net
 
2014-04-09 04:03:49 PM
Wait, why is my keyboard all sticky?
 
2014-04-09 08:23:36 PM

danielscissorhands: Wait, why is my keyboard all sticky?


oh... sorry.

BTW, you're out of tissues.
 
2014-04-09 09:34:48 PM

MelGoesOnTour: RectalFury: [powip.com image 560x375]

To me she looks fat.


1/10
 
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