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(Metro US)   Good news for you for right-handers, a Swedish sex toy company has created a vibrator that delivers a 'left-handed' kind of orgasm. Bonus: Will also make you smarter   (metro.us) divider line 18
    More: Spiffy, Swedish sex toy, Swedish, Dextrus, LELO, touch switch  
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2014-04-08 02:12:04 PM
www.leftorium.com
 
2014-04-08 02:14:03 PM
blog.zap2it.com
 
2014-04-08 02:25:09 PM
Everybody likes a little strange now and then.
 
vpb [TotalFark]
2014-04-08 02:26:59 PM
At the office, the device can be used to block distractions and encourage creativity.

Maybe business can encourage creative thinking by allowing the use of sex toys in the office.

And shouldn't it be Sinistrus instead of Dextrus?
 
2014-04-08 02:41:09 PM
How gauche.
 
2014-04-08 02:59:12 PM
Subby could have specified women but did not.

Not implying anything.  Just pointing it out.
 
2014-04-08 03:13:02 PM
It's hard to imagine so much bullshiat can fit onto one webpage.
The video and price tag shows that they know their audience, however. Yuppies/hipsters will eat that shiat up, finally they can have a smart and modern orgasm for their smart and modern lifestyle.
 
2014-04-08 03:29:18 PM
Thanks, I'll save $$ and keep left-handed boyfriend :)
 
2014-04-08 03:36:31 PM
Sounds sinister.
 
2014-04-08 03:49:26 PM

God-is-a-Taco: finally they can have a smart and modern orgasm for their smart and modern lifestyle


You should be in advertising.
 
2014-04-08 03:59:37 PM
Wasn't this an April fools gag?
 
2014-04-08 04:00:53 PM
It's funny, because I'm right handed, but jerk off with my left.
 
2014-04-08 04:04:54 PM

FarkinHostile: It's funny, because I'm right handed, but jerk off with my left.


Yup.  Can't effectively use a mouse with my left hand.
 
2014-04-08 04:11:14 PM

tricycleracer: FarkinHostile: It's funny, because I'm right handed, but jerk off with my left.

Yup.  Can't effectively use a mouse with my left hand.


Can't argue with efficiency.
 
2014-04-08 04:12:48 PM
Customer: Your product is a useless piece of junk!

Company: But it works, SEE...you're smarter already!
 
2014-04-08 04:14:32 PM
Where do you put your junk?

3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-04-08 04:15:25 PM
So.....   vibrate.....  your hand ?????


/am I missing something???
 
2014-04-08 04:25:44 PM
So what does it mean if use both hands to jerk off?
It means I don't have to.
 
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