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(TV By the Numbers)   Great American Country network, with its fresh all-American lifestyle positioning, unveils two new reality series that represent the essence of America: roadkill disposal men and junk gleaners   (tvbythenumbers.zap2it.com ) divider line
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2014-04-08 01:24:42 PM  
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2014-04-08 01:24:48 PM  
How deeee!
 
2014-04-08 01:25:46 PM  
I don't think I'd sign up for a show in which I'd have my junk gleaned.

*Cleaned maybe.  Gleaned no.

/* Not that it needs it.
 
vpb [TotalFark]
2014-04-08 01:50:57 PM  
That is in line with the career choice and culinary preferences of their target audience.
 
2014-04-08 02:45:57 PM  
So, redneck blackface.
Blackneck?
Redface?
 
2014-04-08 02:47:07 PM  
I read it as Junk Greasers. I thought they were finally pandering to the cfnm crowd.
 
2014-04-08 02:55:03 PM  
Nobody ever went broke playing to the lowest common denominator.
 
2014-04-08 03:04:19 PM  
It's not like they were going to have the balls to play country music anyway
 
2014-04-08 03:06:41 PM  
Or as they call it on the other networks, kitchen nightmares and American Pickers slash Auction Kings
 
2014-04-08 03:07:13 PM  

Smeggy Smurf: It's not like they were going to have the balls to play country music anyway


I've done quite a bit of work for the network. Good group of people.  Guess this is coming from the mother ship in Knoxville.
 
2014-04-08 03:28:51 PM  
There are more potential layers of metaphor available for describing the American experience in the concept of a reality show about someone cleaning up road kill than I could even conceive of counting.
 
2014-04-08 03:41:19 PM  
Fox News and Duck Dynasty are gonna be pissed others are after their target demographic.
 
2014-04-08 03:56:23 PM  
Here is their queen.

i.imgur.com
 
2014-04-08 03:58:22 PM  

I_Am_Weasel: I don't think I'd sign up for a show in which I'd have my junk gleaned.

*Cleaned maybe.  Gleaned no.

/* Not that it needs it.


And I always believe when dudes on the internet say their junk does not need to be cleaned.

/I do not.
 
2014-04-08 04:00:29 PM  
Someone needs to clean up roadkill.

And trash-picking is a form of recycling.
 
2014-04-08 04:50:33 PM  
Brought to you by Glade.
And those blue rubber gloves guys.
And Lysol.
And Clorox.

Farking america, Soaps are PRIMETIME!

PRIMETIME SOAPS AMERICA!
WAKE UP!
 
2014-04-08 06:28:33 PM  
Can we get a show about some real backwoods folks who catch squirrels and raccoons for eating? Those duck hunter guys are too fancypants.
 
2014-04-08 07:18:18 PM  
It was too many asinine "reality shows" like that which prompted me to finally cut the cable TV cord a few years ago!
 
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