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(Fox News)   Someone richer than you just paid $36 million for a shot glass with a picture of a cock on it   (foxnews.com ) divider line
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2014-04-08 12:08:42 PM  
An old Chinese one, no less.  I bet it's small.
 
2014-04-08 12:15:41 PM  
Chinese cup auctioned for record-breaking $36M

Don't even ask what they payed for the two girls.
 
2014-04-08 12:43:54 PM  
why would they want a shot glass featuring Ted Nugent?
 
2014-04-08 12:47:13 PM  
Since Faux won't:

www.gannett-cdn.com
 
2014-04-08 01:10:21 PM  
$29.95
  rlv.zcache.com
 
2014-04-08 01:44:21 PM  

Diogenes: An old Chinese one, no less.  I bet it's small.


I hear if you grind it up and insert it rectally, you'll have a hard on for weeks!
 
2014-04-08 01:44:29 PM  
It better have come with a shot of something.
 
2014-04-08 01:44:37 PM  
Balls.
 
2014-04-08 01:45:50 PM  

Diogenes: An old Chinese one, no less.  I bet it's small.


Didn't say how long it was... it's probably a choad.

"The cup measures just 8 centimeters (3.1 Inches) in diameter."
 
2014-04-08 01:47:04 PM  
I'll stick with my AIOTM cumkpkin mug if it's all the same to you.
 
2014-04-08 01:50:54 PM  
Hope they can afford to buy another one in about an hour or so.
 
2014-04-08 01:52:08 PM  
i2.cdnds.net
 
2014-04-08 01:52:48 PM  
It belongs in a museum!


/can't believe what you people are willing to spend your money on.
 
2014-04-08 01:53:19 PM  
The buyers name is " Hurd Won Ping "
 
2014-04-08 01:55:59 PM  
Back in 92', my granny got a hat for flashing her te-tas down on PC Beach. I only wear it to church.
fireden.net
Lord, please give me the strength to lift these fine-ass speakers...
 
2014-04-08 01:56:35 PM  
did they pee pee in it?
 
2014-04-08 01:59:52 PM  

dryknife: Since Faux won't:

[www.gannett-cdn.com image 534x401]


That's. . . farking nice.
 
2014-04-08 02:02:10 PM  
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2014-04-08 02:04:28 PM  
i.imgur.com

APPROVES
 
2014-04-08 02:07:14 PM  
encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com Nice, but this one has a straw.
 
2014-04-08 02:07:42 PM  
i1.cpcache.com
 
2014-04-08 02:11:02 PM  

That's a nice cup you got there. It'd be a shame if something happened to it.



www.cattlemanagement.com
 
2014-04-08 02:13:06 PM  
You don't know me, Subby.

/For instance, for all you know, I might now be 36 million dollars richer than that guy.
 
2014-04-08 02:23:43 PM  
I didn't know Spencer's was still in business
 
2014-04-08 02:24:28 PM  

dryknife: Since Faux won't:

[www.gannett-cdn.com image 534x401]


I was just going to thank Faux News for the pic.
 
2014-04-08 02:33:15 PM  
Someone richer than me just bought milk at a corner store.
 
2014-04-08 02:34:11 PM  
Hate to spoil your funny headline subby, but the $36 million glass has a hen on it, which is a female bird. A cock is a male bird and has a cock.
 
2014-04-08 02:41:38 PM  
sometimes i wonder if people who buy crap like this consider how many people they could feed and clothe instead.  probably not.  when you get to that level of stupidity there's probably no hope.
 
2014-04-08 02:43:30 PM  

eldie: Hate to spoil your funny headline subby, but the $36 million glass has a hen on it, which is a female bird. A cock is a male bird and has a cock.


Hate to spoil you fun, but FTFA: "It's known as a 'chicken cup' because it's decorated with a rooster, hen and their chicks."
 
2014-04-08 02:46:35 PM  
Ships by UPS, small box of glass chips arrives.
 
2014-04-08 02:53:24 PM  
I hope that each time the buyer looks at it he thinks of the fact that 5,000 people could eat $20 worth of food each day for a year on that much money. Big time art collectors are disgusting.
 
2014-04-08 03:01:54 PM  

dryknife: Since Faux won't:

[www.gannett-cdn.com image 534x401]


Why is the hen vomiting blood?  Does that add to the value?
 
2014-04-08 03:03:44 PM  

mrEdude: sometimes i wonder if people who buy crap like this consider how many people they could feed and clothe instead.  probably not.  when you get to that level of stupidity there's probably no hope.


Don't put the burden on the buyer... it should be on the seller, he now has lots of extra money.
 
2014-04-08 03:09:05 PM  
It's the buyer's money. He's free to do with it as he please. I'm sure he probably feeds more people with his taxes, than subby and the rest us combined. Wouldn't be surprised if he probably gives more to charity.


//rah rah eat the rich man
 
2014-04-08 03:14:03 PM  
As soon as I get back from the photographers and the cup makers, I'm selling all four (each showing 1/4) of my cock cups for $37M /each on eBay.

Even with a buy 3 get 1 free, I'll need to join the Republican party so I won't have to pay tax on anything. See you around, poors.
 
2014-04-08 03:16:32 PM  
Yes, I have several packets.  They make great gifts.
www.behindthehype.com
 
2014-04-08 03:26:27 PM  
img.fark.net

And I thought I did OK getting $30 for mine.
 
2014-04-08 03:39:29 PM  
I'd prefer to spend my money on something more practical:

i.dailymail.co.uk

"Defecation is more fun
When you're sitting on a king's ransom."
 
2014-04-08 03:49:21 PM  

JungleBoogie: I'd prefer to spend my money on something more practical:

[i.dailymail.co.uk image 312x392]

"Defecation is more fun
When you're sitting on a king's ransom."


Pfft that's just some cheapass Swarovski. Get back to me when There is a diamond one available. Nothing like taking a shiat in clean water that those poor black people in africa can't afford while they mine the diamonds for my throne.
 
2014-04-08 03:59:36 PM  

HairyNevus: eldie: Hate to spoil your funny headline subby, but the $36 million glass has a hen on it, which is a female bird. A cock is a male bird and has a cock.

Hate to spoil you fun, but FTFA: "It's known as a 'chicken cup' because it's decorated with a rooster, hen and their chicks."


And anyway, Fark headlines are not selected for accuracy

This is an example of the sub-category of "gotcha" more often associated with the word "hottie" in a link to a tabloid
 
2014-04-08 04:10:30 PM  
And if you really want something with a picture of a cock, you could ask Richard Prince

The Cock Book
 
2014-04-08 04:19:16 PM  
When you tap it, it goes "ming."
 
2014-04-08 04:42:16 PM  

dryknife: Since Faux won't:

[www.gannett-cdn.com image 534x401]


I've seen better at the local flea market. Given the choice, I'd pick Numbone's Spiderman cup any day.
 
2014-04-08 04:54:07 PM  
"Hee hee. He sure has a little ming," she said to her girlfriend.
 
2014-04-08 04:59:31 PM  
The only thing more amusing than the value we assign to our pretendy debt notes is the value we assign to the all but useless trinkets we spend them on.
 
2014-04-08 05:14:07 PM  
img.fark.net
 
2014-04-08 05:35:08 PM  
How glorious it would be to take that little teacup and smash it to the ground.
 
2014-04-08 05:56:28 PM  

Lando Lincoln: How glorious it would be to take that little teacup and smash it to the ground.


For $36.5 million, I can make that happen.
 
2014-04-08 07:56:16 PM  
Is this the type of person we want buying our politicians?
 
2014-04-09 01:41:23 PM  

eldie: Hate to spoil your funny headline subby, but the $36 million glass has a hen on it, which is a female bird. A cock is a male bird and has a cock.


cock.
 
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