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(Talking Points Memo)   Senate passes unemployment benefits, House expected to kill it while each member kicks an unemployed person in the nads or baby hanger, depending on the gender of the miscreant   (talkingpointsmemo.com) divider line 65
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2014-04-08 01:25:45 PM

Otto's_Jacket: I'm curious...what do you do for a living?


www3.ag.purdue.edu
 
2014-04-08 01:29:42 PM

ManateeGag: Isitoveryet: pursuing employment opportunities

Unfortunately, I know people who are just collecting and kind of putting in a half assed effort to find a job, unless it looks like there won't be an extension, then they put their full ass into it.


Hah! yeah, I have a friend like that, collects while supplementing that with e-bay sales (he's a dumpster diver too) BUT does lazily pursue employment opportunities at the same time.

What I can't figure out is how these folks (after having achieved a level of working income) manage to make ends meet with the fraction of their income that UI pays. I assume they have sugar momma's or daddy's OR have resorted to asking their parents for money.
 
2014-04-08 01:30:01 PM
"... while each member kicks an unemployed person in the nads or baby hanger, depending on the gender sex of the miscreant."

Do not mistake the conceptual for the genotypical.
 
2014-04-08 01:31:59 PM

SecretAgentWoman: Uh...

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Or...

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???


www.idontwannagrowup.com
 
2014-04-08 01:36:11 PM

SevenizGud: Yeah, because our dearest Patriots like Franklin and Washington and Jefferson would have be totally cool with taking money from working people to give it to bottom-of-the-barrel turd-chucking losers.


One year later:  I just can't imagine why we couldn't convince all those turd-chucking losers to vote Republican.  It's a mystery.
 
2014-04-08 01:39:03 PM

wooden_badger: Dr Dreidel: Shouldn't that be "baby hangar"? As in "where babies are stored between flights"?

// or whatever they do between births
// been a while since biology
// I'll show myself out...

In this case, hangar works.

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Damn. You just put me in a time machine.
 
2014-04-08 01:41:54 PM

Isitoveryet: ManateeGag: Isitoveryet: pursuing employment opportunities

Unfortunately, I know people who are just collecting and kind of putting in a half assed effort to find a job, unless it looks like there won't be an extension, then they put their full ass into it.

Hah! yeah, I have a friend like that, collects while supplementing that with e-bay sales (he's a dumpster diver too) BUT does lazily pursue employment opportunities at the same time.

What I can't figure out is how these folks (after having achieved a level of working income) manage to make ends meet with the fraction of their income that UI pays. I assume they have sugar momma's or daddy's OR have resorted to asking their parents for money.


my friend lives with his girlfriend and owned his own car and has, generally, a pretty low cost of living.  He did recently total his car and hard to buy a new one, but instead of getting a beater with the insurance money, he financed.  How he got financing without a job is beyond me.
 
2014-04-08 01:43:24 PM

DROxINxTHExWIND: wooden_badger: Dr Dreidel: Shouldn't that be "baby hangar"? As in "where babies are stored between flights"?

// or whatever they do between births
// been a while since biology
// I'll show myself out...

In this case, hangar works.

[i137.photobucket.com image 640x489]


Damn. You just put me in a time machine.


God, Tex Avery had to be on acid.
 
2014-04-08 01:56:05 PM

whidbey: DROxINxTHExWIND: wooden_badger: Dr Dreidel: Shouldn't that be "baby hangar"? As in "where babies are stored between flights"?

// or whatever they do between births
// been a while since biology
// I'll show myself out...

In this case, hangar works.

[i137.photobucket.com image 640x489]


Damn. You just put me in a time machine.

God, Tex Avery had to be on acid.



Hell yeah. They all had to be hepped up on goofballs to come up with the shiat i grew up watching.
 
2014-04-08 02:05:11 PM

DrSansabeltNoShiatSlacks: "DarkLancelot: Exactly. I got a job starting 3/24 but I've been filing since January. I hope this goes through, I'd like to have money to get to work until my first check."

If you collected while working, I hope you go to jail & get shanked.

/I'm DrSansabeltNoShiatSlacks and I approve this message.


Your reading comprehension skills need a lot of work.
 
2014-04-08 02:07:57 PM

ManateeGag: Isitoveryet: ManateeGag: Isitoveryet: pursuing employment opportunities

Unfortunately, I know people who are just collecting and kind of putting in a half assed effort to find a job, unless it looks like there won't be an extension, then they put their full ass into it.

Hah! yeah, I have a friend like that, collects while supplementing that with e-bay sales (he's a dumpster diver too) BUT does lazily pursue employment opportunities at the same time.

What I can't figure out is how these folks (after having achieved a level of working income) manage to make ends meet with the fraction of their income that UI pays. I assume they have sugar momma's or daddy's OR have resorted to asking their parents for money.

my friend lives with his girlfriend and owned his own car and has, generally, a pretty low cost of living.  He did recently total his car and hard to buy a new one, but instead of getting a beater with the insurance money, he financed.  How he got financing without a job is beyond me.


Finance companies don't look at whether or not you are working, they look at your credit score.

/bought a car (not brand new, one yr old) while on unemployment
 
2014-04-08 02:53:11 PM

SevenizGud: mrshowrules: How can the GOP be simultaneously against food stamps, unemployment benefits, minimum wage increase and job creation?

Uhm:

A) Pay stupid lazy people to be stupid and lazy
B) Pay stupid lazy people to be stupid and lazy
C) Pay stupid people more than the job is worth because the government says so
D) False - republicans are not against job creation.

Remember it is the GOP who have jobs. It is the stinky lefties who rely on the government to steal from actual useful humans to give to them.


I'm sorry, you skipped the "Lobster and steak with SNAP benefits" marker.  You'll need to go back and start over, and we're penalizing you 30 seconds.
 
2014-04-08 03:05:45 PM

whidbey: I have to say at this point all they've been doing is extending benefits for the past 5 years.

Seriously. Grow a spine and make the farkers hire.


It seems like you have idea here. Could you elaborate?
 
2014-04-08 04:05:52 PM

SevenizGud: mrshowrules: How can the GOP be simultaneously against food stamps, unemployment benefits, minimum wage increase and job creation?

Uhm:

A) Pay stupid lazy people to be stupid and lazy
B) Pay stupid lazy people to be stupid and lazy
C) Pay stupid people more than the job is worth because the government says so
D) False - republicans are not against job creation.

Remember it is the GOP who have jobs. It is the stinky lefties who rely on the government to steal from actual useful humans to give to them.


I am not sure if you are trolling or going for Poe, but in either case you need to reel it back a bit. You are too obvious.
 
2014-04-08 10:35:48 PM
Those taking advantage are tying their own noose. The longer you're unemployed the less likely you are to be hired and the benefits have to end at some point.
 
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