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(Short List)   Behold the alphabet burger: 26 layers, starting with avocado and ending with zucchini, although the X for xylocarp seems like a bit of a cop-out. Anyway, there are pics   (shortlist.com) divider line 112
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ZAZ [TotalFark]
2014-04-08 09:46:40 AM
Good thing this wasn't in Iceland, or the burger would have thorns.
 
2014-04-08 09:46:42 AM
Veal parmisan? Doritos? Really? Also Usingers bratwurst is a bit of a stretch.

Someone needs to lay off the pot. This reads like a stoner's grocery list.
 
2014-04-08 09:48:16 AM
Sort that sandwich alphabetically, mister!

imageshack.com
 
2014-04-08 10:27:25 AM
Did the Stupid and Asinine tags take the day off?
 
2014-04-08 10:29:31 AM
Why are we doing this?
 
2014-04-08 10:30:35 AM
WTF? I got the XYZ on TMZ about this yesterday. BFD!

/It's just jealousy. I'll get over it.
 
2014-04-08 10:31:01 AM
And why is this in the business tab?
 
2014-04-08 10:32:21 AM
Nice Dagwood. I didn't notice any Burger in that burger
 
2014-04-08 10:33:05 AM
img.photobucket.com
 
2014-04-08 10:33:32 AM
Die you assholes
 
2014-04-08 10:34:18 AM
That's nice. Now lets see somebody actually eat the thing.
 
2014-04-08 10:35:07 AM

Pants full of macaroni!!: [img.photobucket.com image 292x302]


Asks the Farker with macaroni in his pants!
 
2014-04-08 10:37:25 AM
What the shiat?  How much was my click really worth?
 
2014-04-08 10:40:22 AM
FTFA: Quest blanco dip

What a cop-out! It should have been either Quinoa or Quince in there.

Also, Quest blanco dip? Is that a brand name or a misspelling of queso/quesa?

/ I'm not a foodie
// I wouldn't eat that monstrosity in the first place
/// Slashies!
 
2014-04-08 10:41:04 AM
I'm still waiting for the Every meat Burrito.

i.cdn.turner.com
 
2014-04-08 10:43:28 AM
Stupid article is stupid.


Also, Usingers bratwurst is cheating...
 
2014-04-08 10:43:55 AM

PunkTiger: FTFA: Quest blanco dip

What a cop-out! It should have been either Quinoa or Quince in there.

Also, Quest blanco dip? Is that a brand name or a misspelling of queso/quesa?

/ I'm not a foodie
// I wouldn't eat that monstrosity in the first place
/// Slashies!


Quarter pound ground beef patty
 
2014-04-08 10:45:12 AM
Krispie kream donut? That goes well on a hamburger?
 
2014-04-08 10:45:41 AM

Anderson's Pooper: PunkTiger: FTFA: Quest blanco dip

What a cop-out! It should have been either Quinoa or Quince in there.

Also, Quest blanco dip? Is that a brand name or a misspelling of queso/quesa?

/ I'm not a foodie
// I wouldn't eat that monstrosity in the first place
/// Slashies!

Quarter pound ground beef patty


Quail egg
 
2014-04-08 10:45:50 AM

Anderson's Pooper: PunkTiger: FTFA: Quest blanco dip

What a cop-out! It should have been either Quinoa or Quince in there.

Also, Quest blanco dip? Is that a brand name or a misspelling of queso/quesa?

/ I'm not a foodie
// I wouldn't eat that monstrosity in the first place
/// Slashies!

Quarter pound ground beef patty


Quail
 
2014-04-08 10:45:57 AM
With Checkers fries!
 
2014-04-08 10:46:27 AM

Far Cough: Anderson's Pooper: PunkTiger: FTFA: Quest blanco dip

What a cop-out! It should have been either Quinoa or Quince in there.

Also, Quest blanco dip? Is that a brand name or a misspelling of queso/quesa?

/ I'm not a foodie
// I wouldn't eat that monstrosity in the first place
/// Slashies!

Quarter pound ground beef patty

Quail egg


Damn. 9 seconds.
 
2014-04-08 10:49:34 AM

Farce-Side: Anderson's Pooper: PunkTiger: FTFA: Quest blanco dip

What a cop-out! It should have been either Quinoa or Quince in there.

Also, Quest blanco dip? Is that a brand name or a misspelling of queso/quesa?

/ I'm not a foodie
// I wouldn't eat that monstrosity in the first place
/// Slashies!

Quarter pound ground beef patty

Quail


Quinoa!

/it's a kee-no
 
2014-04-08 10:51:55 AM

TheShavingofOccam123: Farce-Side: Anderson's Pooper: PunkTiger: FTFA: Quest blanco dip

What a cop-out! It should have been either Quinoa or Quince in there.

Also, Quest blanco dip? Is that a brand name or a misspelling of queso/quesa?

/ I'm not a foodie
// I wouldn't eat that monstrosity in the first place
/// Slashies!

Quarter pound ground beef patty

Quail


Quinoa!

/it's a kee-no


Call me old fashioned but I think a burger should have some farking ground beef in it.
 
2014-04-08 10:54:55 AM

Anderson's Pooper: TheShavingofOccam123: Farce-Side: Anderson's Pooper: PunkTiger: FTFA: Quest blanco dip

What a cop-out! It should have been either Quinoa or Quince in there.

Also, Quest blanco dip? Is that a brand name or a misspelling of queso/quesa?

/ I'm not a foodie
// I wouldn't eat that monstrosity in the first place
/// Slashies!

Quarter pound ground beef patty

Quail


Quinoa!

/it's a kee-no

Call me old fashioned but I think a burger should have some farking ground beef in it.


You do what with your ground beef??
 
2014-04-08 10:55:48 AM
That's just lame, not even edible or logical.
 
2014-04-08 10:56:58 AM
This is stupid for many reasons, but mostly because they used the brand names for some things and not others.
 
2014-04-08 10:57:45 AM

TheShavingofOccam123: Farce-Side: Anderson's Pooper: PunkTiger: FTFA: Quest blanco dip

What a cop-out! It should have been either Quinoa or Quince in there.

Also, Quest blanco dip? Is that a brand name or a misspelling of queso/quesa?

/ I'm not a foodie
// I wouldn't eat that monstrosity in the first place
/// Slashies!

Quarter pound ground beef patty

Quail

Quinoa!

/it's a kee-no


Quorn.
 
2014-04-08 11:01:36 AM

ZAZ: Good thing this wasn't in Iceland, or the burger would have thorns.


Well done.
 
2014-04-08 11:03:22 AM

Far Cough: Anderson's Pooper: TheShavingofOccam123: Farce-Side: Anderson's Pooper: PunkTiger: FTFA: Quest blanco dip

What a cop-out! It should have been either Quinoa or Quince in there.

Also, Quest blanco dip? Is that a brand name or a misspelling of queso/quesa?

/ I'm not a foodie
// I wouldn't eat that monstrosity in the first place
/// Slashies!

Quarter pound ground beef patty

Quail


Quinoa!

/it's a kee-no

Call me old fashioned but I think a burger should have some farking ground beef in it.

You do what with your ground beef??


I think the procedure is you feed it some beer then massage it. Daily.
 
2014-04-08 11:10:24 AM
Udon
 
2014-04-08 11:11:27 AM

Grumpy Cat: TheShavingofOccam123: Farce-Side: Anderson's Pooper: PunkTiger: FTFA: Quest blanco dip

What a cop-out! It should have been either Quinoa or Quince in there.

Also, Quest blanco dip? Is that a brand name or a misspelling of queso/quesa?

/ I'm not a foodie
// I wouldn't eat that monstrosity in the first place
/// Slashies!

Quarter pound ground beef patty

Quail

Quinoa!

/it's a kee-no

Quorn.


What is a Quince?
2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-04-08 11:12:55 AM
How to waste food, by some dumbass.
 
2014-04-08 11:15:30 AM
Quiche isn't on there? No thanks.
 
2014-04-08 11:16:46 AM

TV's Vinnie: I'm still waiting for the Every meat Burrito.

[i.cdn.turner.com image 640x360]



Nah

www.cartoonnetwork.co.uk
 
2014-04-08 11:22:11 AM

Old enough to know better: That's nice. Now lets see somebody actually eat the thing.


Challenge accepted.
 
2014-04-08 11:24:52 AM
Xylocarp? Bah. Get back to me when it's got a xylophone on it, then we'll talk.
 
2014-04-08 11:28:58 AM

ZAZ: Good thing this wasn't in Iceland, or the burger would have thorns.


I read that as 'horns'

img2.wikia.nocookie.net
I give you the Broodwich. Forged in darkness from wheat harvested in Hell's half-acre, baked by Beelzebub, slathered with mayonnaise from the evil eggs of a powerful dark chicken, beaten into sauce by the hands of a one-eyed madman, cheese boiled from the rancid teat of a three-headed fanged cow, layered with 666 separate meats from an animal which has maggots for blood. It also has lettuce sundried tomatos and Dijon mustard
 
2014-04-08 11:29:40 AM
There is this one place I go that makes an awesome burger, what they do is put a perfectly cooked 80/20 patty between a sliced bun with lettuce, tomato and the option of adding cheese and bacon which I often accept.
 
2014-04-08 11:32:05 AM
Artificial amateurs, aren't at all amazing
Analytically, I assault, animate things
Broken barriers bounded by the bomb beat
Buildings are broken, basically I'm bombarding
 
2014-04-08 11:34:30 AM
www.ecotoys.com.au
 
2014-04-08 11:34:53 AM

untaken_name: Xylocarp? Bah. Get back to me when it's got a xylophone on it, then we'll talk.


Hey this is a Marimba! I ordered a Xylophone on my burger!
 
2014-04-08 11:36:00 AM

untaken_name: Xylocarp? Bah. Get back to me when it's got a xylophone on it, then we'll talk.


Xantham gum would have been easier.  I haven't RTFA because so far it sounds terribly done, but I imagine those here could put together something legitimate; no brand names, no stretches, etc.
 
2014-04-08 11:38:46 AM
oi57.tinypic.com

Now, what starts with the letter B?
Burger starts with B!
Let's think of other things that starts with B.
Oh, who cares about the other things?
B is for burger, that's good enough for me.

/B is for burger, that's good enough for me.
//B is for burger, that's good enough for me.
///Oh! Burger, burger, burger starts with B!
 
2014-04-08 11:39:47 AM

Far Cough: untaken_name: Xylocarp? Bah. Get back to me when it's got a xylophone on it, then we'll talk.

Xantham gum would have been easier.  I haven't RTFA because so far it sounds terribly done, but I imagine those here could put together something legitimate; no brand names, no stretches, etc.


Easier, sure, but can you play Handel's 'Messiah' on xanthan gum?
 
2014-04-08 11:40:08 AM
Xenopus frog?
 
2014-04-08 11:40:29 AM

ZAZ: Good thing this wasn't in Iceland, or the burger would have thorns.


But no zucchini.
 
2014-04-08 11:40:52 AM

Salmon: Artificial amateurs, aren't at all amazing
Analytically, I assault, animate things
Broken barriers bounded by the bomb beat
Buildings are broken, basically I'm bombarding


Well, looks like someone has the gift of gab, eh?
 
2014-04-08 11:42:21 AM
Blackalicious

I can't take credit.
 
2014-04-08 11:43:48 AM

untaken_name: Far Cough: untaken_name: Xylocarp? Bah. Get back to me when it's got a xylophone on it, then we'll talk.

Xantham gum would have been easier.  I haven't RTFA because so far it sounds terribly done, but I imagine those here could put together something legitimate; no brand names, no stretches, etc.

Easier, sure, but can you play Handel's 'Messiah' on xanthan gum?


Sure, it doesn't interfere with my motor coordination.
 
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