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(NYPost)   Awkward: Finding pictures of your 85-year-old mother stuffing dollar bills into a male strippers underwear at the nursing home   (nypost.com) divider line 57
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2014-04-08 08:31:38 AM
"Plaintiff Bernice Youngblood was placed in apprehension of imminent, offensive, physical harm, as she was confused and bewildered as to why a muscular, almost nude man, was approaching her and placing his body and limbs, over [her]," the suit states.

Considering where she was stuffing the dollar bills, I doubt that.
 
2014-04-08 08:34:13 AM
That's a good way to get a paper cut.  Their hands shake.
 
2014-04-08 09:08:58 AM
"Bernice Youngblood has lived 85 years as a traditional Baptist, hard-working, lady . . . And now she has been defiled," Ray said.

I hope I'm still getting defiled at 85.
 
2014-04-08 09:34:02 AM
Awesome.  I wonder if there's a waiting list for that facility.

Sybarite: "Bernice Youngblood has lived 85 years as a traditional Baptist, hard-working, lady . . . And now she has been defiled," Ray said.

I hope I'm still getting defiled at 85.


Lol.  Crazy son doesn't want to think his mother has had a sexual thought in her life.  I can bet he's thinking she's defiled.  I notice they didn't get a quote from her though.
 
2014-04-08 10:00:02 AM
Beats applesauce and Price is Right reruns.
 
2014-04-08 10:22:31 AM
Well, it's a more entertaining scam than selling them timeshares.
 
2014-04-08 10:24:06 AM
Gammy knew exactly what she was doing.
 
2014-04-08 10:25:07 AM
thetwist03.files.wordpress.com

What you doing to celebrate your birthday...."Getting a piece of Dick"!
 
2014-04-08 10:26:47 AM
PLEAS GOD let me get into this type of nursing home when the time comes.
 
2014-04-08 10:27:32 AM
The only way this would be bad is if the stripper also 85.
 
2014-04-08 10:34:27 AM
I see nothing wrong with that.
 
2014-04-08 10:40:29 AM
How about Awesome!

Spend it before you die...Go Granny Go Granny, its your last birthday Go Granny
 
2014-04-08 10:44:52 AM
"Then you do the geriatric-grind move... followed by the hip-breaker."

"I call this my 'denture-grip' move."

"Meemaw, I'm gonna rock-n-chair your world!"

"Mam, we don't accept Confederate dollars".

/wrong, so very wrong
 
2014-04-08 10:45:51 AM

SphericalTime: Awesome.  I wonder if there's a waiting list for that facility.

Sybarite: "Bernice Youngblood has lived 85 years as a traditional Baptist, hard-working, lady . . . And now she has been defiled," Ray said.

I hope I'm still getting defiled at 85.

Lol.  Crazy son doesn't want to think his mother has had a sexual thought in her life.  I can bet he's thinking she's defiled.  I notice they didn't get a quote from her though.


I bet he will start calling mom a whore now.
 
2014-04-08 10:50:07 AM
If the lady is in her right mind and understood what was going on...son needs to grow up.  I do wonder where the dollar bills came from, though.  If they were supposed to be in a commissary account, who got them out?  Or were they using Monopoloy money or something?
 
2014-04-08 10:50:22 AM
Let Memaw have her fun. Her personality might be altered, but it's her personality. As long as she's not being physically or mentally abused, or having her estate plundered by parasites I think this is pretty harmless. I suspect it is probably beneficial.
 
2014-04-08 10:53:58 AM

Diogenes: That's a good way to get a paper cut.  Their hands shake.


Explains Mrs. Fox's expression.

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2014-04-08 11:09:07 AM
If I end up in a nursing home I hope it is as cool as this one.  If the Kids try to take away daddy's Whore time they are out of the will.
 
2014-04-08 11:28:03 AM
That son of hers needs to unbunch his panties and let the sand out.
 
2014-04-08 11:31:13 AM
She looks like she was enjoying herself.  When my Mom is ready to go to a nursing home, I hope it's the kind of place that cares about helping it's patients enjoy the little time they have left to the fullest.  Don't want to see the pictures though.
 
2014-04-08 11:38:23 AM
East Neck Nursing Center in West Babylon

Great strip club name.
 
2014-04-08 11:39:32 AM
When I'm 85 and frail I hope my kids put me in a nursing home like this (though with female strippers) with a bottle of Viagra and a ton of singles.
 
2014-04-08 11:45:49 AM

Prof. Frink: The only way this would be bad is if the stripper also 85.


Thanks, Frink - I was enjoying this thread until you popped into my head with this image.

/Making note on finding nursing home for myself with strippers. Think the kids will find me?
 
2014-04-08 12:00:18 PM

Delta1212: "Plaintiff Bernice Youngblood was placed in apprehension of imminent, offensive, physical harm, as she was confused and bewildered as to why a muscular, almost nude man, was approaching her and placing his body and limbs, over [her]," the suit states.

Considering where she was stuffing the dollar bills, I doubt that.


Yeah, I don't think bewildered means what he thinks it means.  Looks like she was completely wildered in that photo.
 
2014-04-08 12:08:56 PM
I hope my nursing home does this for me (but with female strippers).

Unless I'm really senile, then I probably won't care it they're dudes.
 
2014-04-08 12:14:23 PM
Her son sounds like a complete buzzkill. She's a person and not a piece of furniture. Let her enjoy some young fine and a good laugh.

I'd disown the humorless prick.
 
2014-04-08 12:18:27 PM
I see that mom is happy here. That is important to me.
In my reasoning, I'm less likely to sue if she is happy than abused. But some people just have to be assholes and sue anyway.
 
2014-04-08 12:24:48 PM

jtown: Delta1212: "Plaintiff Bernice Youngblood was placed in apprehension of imminent, offensive, physical harm, as she was confused and bewildered as to why a muscular, almost nude man, was approaching her and placing his body and limbs, over [her]," the suit states.

Considering where she was stuffing the dollar bills, I doubt that.

Yeah, I don't think bewildered means what he thinks it means.  Looks like she was completely wildered in that photo.


Clearly sonny was confused...  she was saying "oh Jesus!" when he was shaking his package at her..

MBooda: East Neck Nursing Center in West Babylon

Great strip club name.


So.. she's the Whore of West Babylon?
 
2014-04-08 12:30:52 PM
Can a Nana get a table dance,
Can a Nana get a table dance,
WOO WOO!
 
2014-04-08 12:33:28 PM
Mom said she was losing it playing Bingo.  Well, I guess the apple didn't fall far from the tree.  Here's some advice, mom:  Sit in the second row.  You still see everything but the strippers won't move off the dance floor and hassle you for a saw buck.  And if they make a move towards you because the song is long, move back towards the bar like you're getting another beer.  But beer is 7 buck so nurse the first one and then drink the two you managed to pocket before you came in.  If you need more, tell the bouncer you're stepping out for a smoke and grab two more from the cooler.  Just make sure what you are drinking is what they're serving.  Got my ribs bruised walking around a strip bar near Carbondale sipping a Stroh's Signature.
 
2014-04-08 12:38:46 PM
"Knock it off, ma!  That's my inheritance you're stuffing in Brutus Steele's drawers!"
 
2014-04-08 12:46:55 PM
That's kinda awesome, actually.

Go Grannie!

kid is a wadded prick though
 
2014-04-08 12:49:16 PM

damageddude: When I'm 85 and frail I hope my kids put me in a nursing home like this (though with female strippers) with a bottle of Viagra and a ton of singles.


Don't forget the economy size box of condoms.
STDs are on the rise in nursing homes.
 
2014-04-08 12:52:41 PM
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Especially if the poor woman spent her life as a Baptist.
 
2014-04-08 12:53:23 PM
Well maybe you should go poking your nose into your mother's business.
 
2014-04-08 01:04:41 PM
I have a rather wide ranging collection from the 1900s to the late 1930s of then young ladies getting their freak on. So has it ever been.
 
2014-04-08 01:07:03 PM
FTA

"Youngblood's family also asked why his mother was holding dollar bills in her hand when her cash was
supposed to be kept under lock and
key in a commissary account - but
were again blown off."


Interesting choice of words.
 
2014-04-08 01:13:16 PM

danielscissorhands: FTA

"Youngblood's family also asked why his mother was holding dollar bills in her hand when her cash was
supposed to be kept under lock and
key in a commissary account - but
were again blown off."

Interesting choice of words.


I think the article's author is having some fun with the story.

"The "vile" incident was done "all for the perverse pleasure and enjoyment of the Defendant's staff," the suit claims."
 
2014-04-08 01:35:33 PM
Go Granny.
 
2014-04-08 01:36:54 PM

2wolves: I have a rather wide ranging collection from the 1900s to the late 1930s of then young ladies getting their freak on. So has it ever been.


Feel free to share with the group.
 
2014-04-08 01:48:44 PM
She's supposed to be asexual because she's 85 or is it just to make sure you can hang on to childish delusions that your parents aren't complete people?
 
2014-04-08 02:24:22 PM

phenn: danielscissorhands: FTA

"Youngblood's family also asked why his mother was holding dollar bills in her hand when her cash was
supposed to be kept under lock and
key in a commissary account - but
were again blown off."

Interesting choice of words.

I think the article's author is having some fun with the story.

"The "vile" incident was done "all for the perverse pleasure and enjoyment of the Defendant's staff," the suit claims."


hah!
 
2014-04-08 03:21:12 PM

mentallo69: How about Awesome!

Spend it before you die...Go Granny Go Granny, its your last birthday Go Granny


And that's exactly why her son is complaining about it. Every dollar she stuffs into a stripper's underwear is a dollar he doesn't get when she dies. Everything else he said is hyperbole and horseshiat.
 
2014-04-08 03:22:22 PM
As long as they were there on their own free will, and cognizant I see no problem at all with this.I guess that guy thinks they should just get busy dying instead of getting busy.
 
2014-04-08 03:32:31 PM

gshepnyc: She's supposed to be asexual because she's 85 or is it just to make sure you can hang on to childish delusions that your parents aren't complete people?


I get the "La, la, la!" and fingers stuffed in ears whenever I mention to the monsters that Mama's still got it and just might go find some strange.

/They think I had sex only once per monster. They're weird kids.
 
2014-04-08 03:48:22 PM
Hey, it could have been worse. He could have found online video of granny going full CFNM on the guy.
 
2014-04-08 04:06:04 PM
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"IT'S OUTRAGEOUS, EGREGIOUS, PREPOSTEROUS!!!
 
2014-04-08 04:10:56 PM
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"If the bill don't fit, you must acquit!"
 
2014-04-08 04:39:41 PM
 
2014-04-08 04:44:13 PM

dstanley: 2wolves: I have a rather wide ranging collection from the 1900s to the late 1930s of then young ladies getting their freak on. So has it ever been.

Feel free to share with the group.


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