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(CBS New York)   While "lighting a mattress on fire" may indeed cure your boredom, there SHOULD be another part of your brain that tells you "NO, dumbass....NO"   ( divider line
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2203 clicks; posted to Main » on 08 Apr 2014 at 8:49 AM (3 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2014-04-08 09:04:34 AM  
1 vote:
Every elevator in the US clearly states: In Case of Fire, Take This Elevator to the Fire with a phone number to call to sue for damages like smoke inhalation or burning to death.
2014-04-08 08:59:49 AM  
1 vote:
I woke before noon on Sunday and got about two hours sleep since. Some funky fuzz in my frontal sinus. Lighting the neighbors on fire doesn't sound like a bad idea.
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2014-04-08 08:39:30 AM  
1 vote:
I don't think that part develops until about 29.
2014-04-08 08:08:00 AM  
1 vote:
that part of my brain frequently says, YES, YES....and i am so very weak. And he has good ideas, some of the time.

/fat chicks actually DO give good head. honest.
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