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(The Local)   You want some fingers? I can get you some fingers, believe me. There are ways, Dude. You don't wanna know about it, believe me. Hell, I can get you fingers by 3 o'clock this afternoon...with nail polish   ( divider line
    More: Dumbass, Spain's Tenerife North Airport, Catalonia, Civil Guards  
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2992 clicks; posted to Main » on 08 Apr 2014 at 9:41 AM (3 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2014-04-08 09:45:06 AM  
Hey, what's going on in this thread?
2014-04-08 09:45:58 AM  
And also Dude.  Keeping amphibian rodent...for domestic...within the city.  That ain't legal either.
2014-04-08 09:48:50 AM  
Give me two fingers means something totally different
2014-04-08 09:54:19 AM  
This ain't 'Nam, man. There are rules
2014-04-08 10:10:12 AM  
If he keeps this up he won't have a leg to stand on.
2014-04-08 10:10:38 AM  
That guy was out of his element.
2014-04-08 10:29:12 AM  
Austerity has hit Spain worse than I thought. This guy would give his left hand for €122,000.
2014-04-08 10:34:48 AM  
I'm finishing my coffee
2014-04-08 10:36:11 AM  
WTF?  DNRTFA but WTF?  I've never seen any insurance ever that paid more than 5 grand for accidental severance of a finger.  How much did they think they were going to get?  10 thousand dollars?  Go through the rest of life maimed for a lousy 10 grand?  I don't even

/hopefully he'll cut off his dick before he contaminates the world with his genes.
2014-04-08 10:38:55 AM  
Too obscure?
2014-04-08 11:15:29 AM  
working till his fingers flew off....
2014-04-08 02:14:00 PM  
2014-04-08 05:29:27 PM  

blatz514: Hey, what's going on in this thread?

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I'm not sure but I'm going to Molitor it just in case.
2014-04-08 10:05:33 PM  

daemoncan: Too obscure?

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Always loved the song from that episode...
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